#3028 Below Deck Med S10E02 Part 2: I Don’t Think You’re Ready For This Jellyfish

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This is part two of a two-part recap.

If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes.

But enough of that.

Let's get right back into the episode.

So now Asha comes down with a huge breakfast order, and Da Vinci, meanwhile, is complaining about green juice looking too healthy.

Which, of course, he does.

Yeah, of course.

And then

one of the ladies observes that when there's caviar on a boiled egg, she goes, that's eggs on eggs.

Wow.

Okay.

So Carl, I love the caviar.

It's like eggs on eggs.

Does someone say that?

Already, what?

You already did.

And Max is washing his eye like crazy.

He's got all sorts of stuff on his face now.

He looks crazy.

So Nathan's like, oh my God, these people are idiots.

I wish i had my other team back from last year and he's like yeah you've got to constantly monitor it monitor everything they do i mean for safety a but also for entertainment i mean it's been really fun watching them

so now we cut down to tessa and she's uh tessa and v are looking for stuff and uh to help and uh one of them wants to get vinegar

And someone's like, you can't put vinegar on an eye.

But I do love the idea.

Like, do we have any battery acid to put on Max's eye?

Anybody?

All right.

You know, what you do is scoop out his eye with a spoon and then put it in the dishwasher.

I don't know how to use it.

Between Tessa and V, I'm going to assume it was V who suggested the vinegar and Tessa was like, you can't do that.

Yeah.

So now it's like his eye is like swollen shut.

He looks crazy.

And Nathan's like, Jesus.

It's like, well, what did we do in a past life to deserve this he's like well i can probably think of many things you know

so now they're gonna go on an excursion excursion time and tessa's cleaning plates and tess is like what the fuck with christian not knowing what the whips are and nathan smashing in a light

And now a man's just been Steve Irwin on the fucking swim platform.

Yeah, my grandfather was a cat.

By the way, too soon.

Too soon.

I was like, don't dare you.

Steve Irwin was

an international treasure.

Yeah, his son is on Dancing with the Stars.

Watch your goddamn mouth.

And that was a stingray.

Yeah, by the way, there's a difference between a jellyfish and a stingray.

Okay, you better be more sensitive, ma'am.

Yeah.

Tessa.

And she's like, my grandfather was a captain.

My family, we've got a catamaran.

So yeah, I know how a boat is meant to be run.

No, you know how a catamaran is meant to be run, ma'am.

This is a super yard.

So the producer says, well, what would your grandfather say to Nathan right now?

She goes,

get a better haircut.

Then I started

printing out pictures and cutting them out to like make a standwall for her.

I was like, okay, this is my kind of girl.

I love her.

Yeah, I think where the rule is like, if your name is Tessa and you're on Bravo, we're going to like you.

So we're over two for two with our Tessas.

So let's go to the excursion.

Someone's like, oh my God, we're going on that beach.

There's poor people there.

That's disgusting.

And Kizzy is putting together a table escape.

Nathan's talking to Sandy and he's like, he's like, I'll feel a little ride.

Like just getting someone else doing the tender, just a wee bit of weight off the soldiers.

But who's driving it?

Oh, Christian is.

He's done it before.

He feels very confident.

It's like,

maybe not a wise choice, given that this guy doesn't seem to know what he's doing at any time.

Yeah, maybe test him first.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Make sure he can drive it first.

So, of course, we cut to the tender where Christian doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

And he doesn't know how to get it unroped, untied, which is a huge, a huge problem.

So he can't figure out how to go.

And Max is like, back it up.

We'll drive it fast to the show.

Get higher to the guests.

Go.

Hurry.

Hurry, hurry.

And Christian's like, no.

So Christian, we we get some backstory from him he's from a small city in colorado or in colombia called via vince via vincencio right via

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so um he didn't like it okay because he experienced bullying when he was in high school probably because his eyes are always shocked he's always like

he was i was bullied by all the the women giving me their numbers on napkins so much.

He goes, so I became really aggressive.

What is it?

Is everybody after you, or is everybody bullying you?

He's like, so I became really aggressive.

And when I feel someone trying to step on me, my reaction immediately is like on fight mode.

And Max is pretty demeaning, which is why I'm not going to be able to untie this boat for another hour.

It's bullying.

That triggers me.

So,

so now the guests get off this boat.

They go into town and

they all go walking around and everything.

And Christian takes the tender back.

And, you know, people are cleaning on the boat and stuff.

And Kizzy's talking to Nathan.

She's like, I can't wait for tomorrow.

I want to dance and not get murdered.

And he's like, oh, yeah.

Do you really want me to turn it on?

What?

The charm?

He's like, ah, the charm.

Go for it.

Well, I will turn it on.

Love to see it.

Guarantee you.

Yeah.

I'll be up there.

All right.

Now get into this Kizzy and Nathan Theater.

Super hot, guys.

She's like, yeah, when I'm single, I just feel free to act however I want to act.

And this one time I was on a date with a guy and I slept with him.

And then I found out he's in a cult.

And I don't want to say everything in case he comes out and murders me or something.

I'm afraid of being murdered.

I'm wacky kizzy.

What does like sleeping with a guy and finding out that he's in a cult have to do with you saying that when you're single, you feel free to act however you want.

It's not like you, did you like kill him or something afterwards, or did you light his house on fire?

Like, I'm waiting for the thematic connection of how sleeping a guy who is in a cult has to do with doing whatever you want.

Yeah, I don't, I don't really understand most of what Kizzy says, except that she's trying to be like a fun-loving and it's, it's not really working so far.

I just need her.

I just need her to be an asshole because you see it coming.

we see like many many signs of it coming i just need the villain side to come out because the nice part i'm not buying the nice part but i think i'm going to buy the villain part yeah so they just flirt some more and it's very uninteresting and ash is continuing to point out all the local stores like there's a really cool store where they make their own clothing and da vinci's like yeah i uh I wear Gucci and Louis Vuitton and also tchotchki socks that have bitcoins on them.

So I don't think I need any local clothing from sitches or however yeah

yeah his fiancé is like no gucci no louie no that's a no from me i'm with somebody who has the right to say that they don't want to eat tiramisu whenever they want you think i'm going to shop in this poor person store disgusting

uh josh can't find potatoes and tessa's wandering around uh she's not sure what she's supposed to be doing i just like to remind these people that they're on like a 50% off cruise.

Yep.

That's a good point.

I hate when people come on below Dak and they're like, oh my God, like, I'm so rich.

I'm not going in a store with that Gucci.

Really?

Because you're like on a group on cruise right now.

So please.

There's that too.

Christian is in the crew mess and he is talking to the girls and he's like, hey, girls, I have a question.

Max or Nathan?

And Kizzy's like,

I don't want to say anything.

I'm coy.

And Christian's like, well, I won't tell.

Tell me.

I won't tell.

Come on.

Just a little kiss, like a lei.

Which one do you want to do?

And V says that Max would kiss better.

They both say it because he's French.

I think Max

French Kiss, you know?

So I guess Max would not be a good kisser.

I feel like he would think he's a good kisser.

And then it'd be like all over the map.

Yeah.

But they think he's going to be really passionate.

And because he's like, he'd be like, I'm going to hypnotize you.

Like, oh,

which is interesting because he also is trying to hypnotize people.

So it's interesting that she picked up on that.

And Christian's like, yeah, I've been out of the game for so long.

I just, I think I'm shit now.

I mean, I used to be good, but I just, I'm not in it anymore.

I just get all these numbers thrown at me all the time, but I just never call them.

Yeah.

See, I told you I didn't believe he got a number on the boat.

This guy has no game.

No game.

And a handsome person, too.

He's just a gameless.

He's a gameless guy.

Gameless, gameless, handsome.

So then Asia is like a gameless recognize gameless okay

hello gameless asha asha gameless we're ready for a rod back to the boat can you please pick us up and see chiz

and so he like goes down to the boat at 541

and then this is where christian is has no idea what to do he's like i think the i think all he has to do is unclip like three three ropes or something like that and he's totally lost he's completely confused by this process and so we get a typical below deck scene of people on the deck going wait are you coming or are you not coming because we called you to come and you're not coming these people are yelling at the poles please come and he's like uh coming but he can't get the ropes on finally he does and he gets there you know after the time has ticked and ticked and ticked and ticked and now everyone's frustrated and max is like he's slow he's a snail bro i don't understand why you are stupid like this and just do the thing we're asking you to do

i mean you this is max who is the one last week when the there was an issue with it like a something was floating away and he just jumped into the water to like go get it when nathan was there with the boat already so like it's not like max has great instincts either yeah although i guess you could say he has developed some sort of hustle now uh like useless hustle he's one of those people um so also really hustle he's just gonna criticize everyone around him to make himself look better he's one of those

well even though he's got a point

Yeah.

So Max is saying that you cannot be slow on your thing.

And Asia's like, the number one thing is a sense of urgency.

That's going to drive Nathan crazy.

Christian's so

slow.

And Nathan is more than capable of running the deck team, you know?

But you're only as good as your worst person.

So, okay, so Christian finally comes.

And now people get to go, you know, back on the boat or whatever.

So, Nathan is trying to talk to V while she's eating, and um, she's like, What?

What?

What?

What?

It's like the fuck off.

So, he leaves.

Uh, she's eating out of an entire tray of communal potatoes instead of putting them on a plate.

I noticed that.

What the hell?

I was like, Why are you eating out of the tin?

This is not your trough.

Okay, get a plate.

So, um, now the guests are, um,

that the guests are going to be are

back.

And it's time for more jet skis.

And then

I think like Max is asking if they have guests or something like that.

Or Nathan is.

And Christian says he checked.

And they were at half.

So then Nathan's like, filled them all the way up.

And Tessa is just standing there with her arms crossed, annoyed.

I cannot believe these two.

And Nathan says, yeah, Tessa, she's just a little judgmental ghost.

She doesn't speak.

She just goes around like judging everything, you know, judging you.

She doesn't work.

She just judges.

That is work, sir.

She's entertaining me.

I love her.

Yeah,

exactly.

I love that she's just sort of like a tinkerbell.

She's like a perfect way to put it because she's just like standing there.

Like she's not speaking, but you can see that she's like idiot.

Yeah.

You know, I mentioned, I think, on the podcast that like about two weeks ago or so, I watched the original Peter Pan for the first time.

And I never really realized how judgy and kind of awful Tinkerbell is.

But sort of in this way, Tessa's sort of like a, like a good tinker bell and she just sort of is there and she's just giving nasty looks and but she's flittering about not really doing anything but you get the sense that she may also be like responsible for the demise of like something precious like you know your hideout

yeah

so um nathan is talking to sandy and he's like well i preach to them every time they come in to check them refuel and but they're coming in and they're not being checked and she's like uh-oh uh oh uh oh it's gonna be great this season's gonna be great I just feel it.

And so now the deck team is talking and Tessa's like, did someone just fart?

This is going in the book.

She's like, 9.27 a.m., someone farted.

Nathan didn't do anything about it.

What kind of catamaran is this?

So Aisha is talking to Josh.

Are you coping mentally?

He's like, yeah, I'm tired.

I'm good.

But

detach, detach, detach.

It's just cooking, right?

Breathe.

Okay, that's interesting.

And V is dealing with her washing machine.

She's continuing on her journey.

It seems like she may be turning.

She's like smelling the clothes out of the washing machine and they don't smell good, which makes me think like, ooh.

you forgot to put in detergent didn't you okay baby steps on this front you can do it

so josh is complaining about the guests because they're so picky and he's like I don't need fucking guests who are trying to stop me.

I just want to serve you good food.

You'll be happy.

I'll be happy.

We can all live happily ever after.

And we start seeing the clown facade

start to crumble.

So first chorus,

Josh is like, keep the plates flat, please.

Don't mess up my plating.

Keep it flat.

Which is actually a valid thing to tell them because V is like,

hot dog fingers over there.

So Nathan's telling Sandy, oh that's gonna be a hard season i think no it's not okay

listen it's like it's like a guy going on a date with norma it won't be hard okay you're just learning the ropes

that guy's gonna be as mushy as one of your chiramis

okay

it's gonna be one big limp season okay that's what i'm trying to say

um so nathan's like it's gonna be hard season she's like no it's not you're just learning the ropes.

It's going to be great.

The internet's going to love me this season.

So then we cut to Tessa just muttering to herself while Christian's stuffing his face.

And she's like, oh my God, I'm just over this.

Everyone's just so angry all the time.

Who's angry?

You haven't seen anything yet.

This is below deck.

This is light.

So

Nathan's just telling Sandy that it's like, he just doesn't have time to train the crew.

She's like, no, you have to, though.

It's like, yeah, I guess so.

It's like you'll have time it's like instead of like taking the afternoon i know you deserve an afternoon off but like if you want to train the crew like you have to have some training time then during do your time use your time wisely and then party okay work first party later okay

So people see the guests are watching them talk and they're like, oh my God, what are they talking about?

So they do voiceovers.

I'm Captain Sandy and I don't make things messy.

And, you know, if you have a pair of jeans, you better cut off two inches off the bottom or people aren't going to see your ankles.

And what kind of boat is this going to be?

Have you ever heard of Geraldine Ferrero?

Did she run for president or was she a famous tennis person?

What was that lady's name?

God, I forgot.

Jesus, she's hot.

She's so good at tennis.

And then it cuts to Sandy of being like, listen, Nathan, if you got a pair of jeans, you got to cut two inches off.

Okay.

Have you ever heard of Geraldine Ferrero?

Is she a tennis player or not?

I don't know what she is, but she's pretty hot.

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So, uh, Christian is, uh, Christian's talking to Tessa still, and he's like, yeah, I tend to lose my shit very easily.

Like today, I've been in that like cracking point a couple of times, but I'm just like, it's okay.

Like the rope doesn't want to come off the tender.

The rope just doesn't want to come off the tender.

I mean, it's Max's fault somehow, right?

I mean, like, how about I just chill?

How about I just chill?

And she's like, yeah, this fucking guy is shoving his face full of food and he's not keeping his mouth closed while he eats.

What kind of catamaran is this?

What an idiot.

He like literally can't even like keep his calm for like two seconds.

Like why are you even in this industry?

Am I right?

So Captain Sandy is like, look, this crew, they need clear directions.

Even if you write it down, okay, this is our first charter.

They will get in a routine.

Don't you worry about it.

So then a lady starts sneezing at the table and they all laugh at her.

She does it nine times.

And Da Da Vinci is disturbed.

Uh, then we got to Kizzy trying to figure out how to turn on the reading lights, so then they can't get the lights on at the bedside, and that's a problem.

And they're everyone's running table plates at the tables and everything.

So, now we get some food served, and it's like a 12 out of 10, Chef.

This was amazing.

It's 12 out of 10.

It's so so good.

And then we cut to Josh dressed as a clown, going Happy, Happy,

Happy.

please stop.

It's scaring me.

It's scaring me every time I see him.

And then they have like a burst of fire behind him.

I was like, this is, this is disturbing.

So Tessa's like, fuck, my fate hurt.

I'm not used to standing so much.

God, what a shitty catamaran we're on right now.

Am I right, everyone?

Max is like.

Yeah, I say this to Christiane.

We have to have the same struggle.

We all have the same struggle every day.

You know, it's not just him.

Okay.

He's like, yeah, I see a fight brewing between the two of you.

It's fucking coming.

Okay.

I'll be over there in the corner watching and smiling.

And Nathan heard it.

So he asked her later, he's like, Did you see, did you say you could see a fight brewing?

She's like, yeah, Christian and friggin' Max.

He's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to watch tomorrow.

And I'm going to observe.

I'm going to observe it.

You haven't noticed that these two hate each other?

Come on, Nathan.

Where are you at, buddy?

Stop farting at the end of the boat and pay attention.

So

next, then they say,

yeah and they're like um i'll give you five dollars to eat the beetle which goes to show that these guys really aren't that rich because a real millionaire would be like i'll give you fifteen hundred dollars for the beetle but not five dollars you guys can't come on this boat and pretend that you're like bitcoin billionaires and then when you make a simple bet it's only for five dollars that's just not the way you know like fake rich people are supposed to act ding kizzy is getting a text from mystery chommy Another text from Charmie.

Tommy's like, You free?

Just drive into the club if you want to F tier.

And she's like, No, baby, I'm working.

Sorry.

You have to FT somebody else.

So we don't know who Tommy is, but it's going to become important later, I'm sure.

So now it's bedtime.

The guest, Asia, tells Sandy that the guests are happy.

Max is chugging milk straight from the carton, which is great, without his shirt on.

And lots of people need to be taught what communal food is on this boat.

Yeah, I think so.

Kizzy walks by and she goes, She sees Max doing this, and she's like, You're such a fucking slut.

Yeah, you go, Ooh, look at this, got my muscles out, look at me, look, I'm right by the camera, muscles out, drinking milk, look at me.

He's like, Bro, you come saying I'm a slut.

I didn't talk to you, I was drinking my milk and peace.

And she's like, Oh, I love biceps, biceps, and shoulders, and you've got a massive ass too.

He's like,

kizi know what she's doing

so she's she's pretty much just like she's she's trying to see where she can get any sort of traction with any of these guys yeah she's flirting with every single guy to see who she can hook so um

she's like love it so then nathan leaves the job list on the bridge again

and uh then we cut to tessa And she's like, oh my God, everybody around here is fucking stupid.

I can't take it.

Nobody under here understands the importance of catamaran rules so then um nathan goes to check on josh and josh and him talk and nathan's like yeah a couple of the next teams just need to i don't know and max comes in he's like yes what do we what do you need

And he's like, well, you know, switch it on.

But Max is flying.

Max is doing great.

And he's like, my feet doesn't touch the floor anymore.

This is how I fly.

All the way up, bro.

I start to be hornier.

I'm not thinking with my brain anymore.

Oh, I'm so horning.

Christian's like, why are you horny, man?

He's like, oh, well, my first sex, I was 13.

And Nathan's like, oh, I was actually 13 as well.

And Christian's like, really?

They're like, yeah.

And then Christian's like, I was 18.

I was late.

And Christian's like, he's like, yeah.

Yes, everyone.

I was 150% a late bloomer.

Oh, my God.

Could you imagine anyone losing their virginity at 18 years old?

I remember everyone was like 15 and 16 and oh, kissing girls, having girlfriends and I was like oh

I was the only one in my group who just had nothing so I made up this girlfriend her name was Alejandra and I used to say that she was from the neighborhood next to mine and then we used to go we had a date going to go we'd go to the movies and we were making out because we were in our teens and I was I wasn't really like good with the ladies yet at all like has that changed yeah

so um he like Max likes Kizzy and Christian's like yeah she's got a lot of energy so then we cut to Kizzy and she's in the bunk on top of the covers, you know, scrolling through her phone.

And she's FaceTiming someone.

Is it Tommy?

But we're not sure.

And she just says she wants him to know that she's alive.

And she's like, yeah, I love the crew.

Yeah, there's loads of English people here.

And there's Irish, Josh's Highlands.

And, you know, I just want to fuck everyone.

Like, everyone's just so fucking sexy.

And then we cut back to the kitchen where everyone's like, yeah, Kizzy's sexy

yeah but nathan says we have to keep it professional you know save for the night out you're not bastard so kizzy's like yeah i want to bang everyone because they're all hot so yeah and so uh they're like oh my god there's gonna be drama next time

Okay, well, it's the next morning now.

Next morning, Banana goes out.

How are things on deck?

It's good.

Everything's great.

V's decorating the table.

And Asia wants her to have a bowl of jams.

And she's like, already got the jams they're right over there and Asha's like oh my god she's finally getting it

so sandy comes to the bridge they're hauling anchor at nine okay guys everything's going great it's gonna be a great season so then nathan realizes that because max tells and uh that the stuff wasn't done again last night Dun, dun, dun.

Christian just sat around doing nothing.

Again, was he not told yesterday not to do nothing?

I don't think he was.

Yeah, I think he's just lazy.

He's very, very lazy.

He doesn't even do shit two nights in a row.

I think that like, because he was like a pilot, as a pilot, he's sort of like,

he's like the BMOC on a plane.

And I think having to do this sort of like menial labor is like,

I think it's hard for him.

I think it's like below.

Like, I think he just is like, I shouldn't have to do this.

I'm a pilot.

So he's not happy about it.

And now V sees a poop stain on the the toilet.

She's not happy about it.

It's the yearly poop stain on below deck.

And Kizzy's like, oh, good for him.

Had a good poo.

Good for that guy.

I feel like it's Devin Geez.

Oh, 100%.

So everyone's getting ready.

It's time to come into the port.

And Nathan's giving instructions.

It's time to dock.

And one thing that we do know is that

when you have to dock, you have to be quiet because the captain needs to hear like all the

distances and everything like that.

So naturally, Christian and max start arguing really close to sandy like it's close enough that she can turn around and be like quiet because because christian's like man in 35 minutes that i've done that before but like just

babbling about stuff and max like but that is why you don't know something you know it's better repeat you know repeat it over and over again because i was like hey hey okay i need you guys not talking on the bow and paying attention thank you okay i'm trying to i'm trying to basically hug this port with this boat okay we need to have a successful hug so everyone be quiet i need to hear the distances yeah so uh nathan hands tessa the remote control thing and she's like wait a minute but how do i do this and so he's like oh jesus i can't do everything at one time and so max is trying to help christian and kizzy is like yeah i don't think this is going well sandy's like i need measurements i need measurements why is nobody giving me calls where's the distances what what the hell's going on here i need nathan to be more concise and actually talk to me but nathan is trying to show people how to use remote controls and keep everybody from talking And so there's no communication.

It's getting super frustrating.

And then it's time for Tessa to throw the lines onto the dock.

And then she's like, I don't want, I don't want to do it because what if I throw it?

It lands in the piece.

I just don't want to be.

And they're like three feet from it.

And Nathan's like, oh, Jesus.

So he throws the, the, the lines over.

And Sandy's watching it all.

And she's just like, this is a total shit show.

And Tessa's bring being super judgy about everything, but like, you can't be on a deck team and not throw a rope.

Like, you have to know how to,

be able to throw a rope.

That's kind of part of the job.

So then

everyone's watching and DaVinci's like, oh God, what are all these poor people staring at us for?

It's like they've never seen a boat docking before.

So get your own boat to stare at, pause.

And then Max and Christian and Nathan, they're like pulling this rope because they need to create tension, but they're like not doing a good job.

So they're losing tension.

And

Max is like, oh, I'm trying to teach something to Christian.

And you feel like there's nothing happening in that brain the brain is like not even happening and so it's just like uh everything is they're just like all yelling at each other so nathan's telling them they've got to hurry up and everything but like max and christian are still like being like they just cannot figure out how to do this rope situation yeah it's not going well and so they're fighting and it's chaos but they're done they finally get it done right

so then it's uh captain sandy comes down and the guys are just chilling they're like sitting around and she's like, you two, no sitting like that when I'm coming into a port.

And Nathan's like, yeah, no talking.

And she's like, yeah, pay attention to the book, guys.

You understand?

Today's docking was complete chaos.

Christian has no idea what he's doing.

And Tessa, I don't know where she is because she doesn't talk.

I mean, we look like amateurs because we are, we are.

So now there's time to get onto White's to say goodbye to the guests.

And they line up and Nathan is like, he's like, he tells the deck crew like okay take your sunglasses off when you say goodbye which is funny because Sandy keeps her sunglasses on the entire time and

they

they go and they the guests leave and say goodbye and it's nice they actually are for being like as douchey as they are they really were not that bad like we've seen much douchier and much worse they were by and large okay they were okay they were mid mid to low pack but they were like Fine.

So they left.

They thought it was the best time.

And now it's time for the tip meeting.

And while they're getting changed for the tip meeting in their cabin, Christian and Nathan are talking.

And Christian's like, oh, you know, Da Vinci?

I was watching some of his videos last night.

It was really quite good.

And so Nathan's like, oh, were you watching the videos when you were on night shift instead of bringing out the lines and the fenders, which we had to do in transit?

And so Christian's like, uh,

yeah, we see a flashback to him watching Bitcoin videos instead of doing his work.

Well, Chris, four sausage fenders.

And he's like, oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't see that.

Yeah, two nights in a row, dude.

So he's like, yeah, you got to check.

Nathan, Nathan, please come to the bridge.

Have a seat.

Here's what I need from you.

The docking, I'm coming in.

I can't see.

I should technically be able to drive this boat from here just listening to you.

Did Geraldine Ferraro play tennis?

Please.

Was Geraldine Ferraro big in Ireland?

Okay, who's bigger, Enya or Geraldine Ferraro?

What was the name of the tennis lady that she loved?

Gigi Fernandez.

Gigi Fernandez.

Who was big probably in the time in the era of Geraldine Ferraro?

Gigi Fernandez.

All right.

You know, get it better.

Okay.

Okay.

So then she's talking to Asia.

It's a tip meeting.

So she gets everybody together.

And she's like, okay, Aisha, I'm so happy you're back with me.

She's like, well, thank you.

Thank you so much.

Gors.

The turnaround time you had to get this interior in shape, you know, you really rallied your team.

Except for that one who still doesn't understand what a washing machine is.

Okay, you put the clothing in and the detergent.

Okay, back to this.

So interior team, awesome job.

In fact, I'm going to be so enthusiastic about the job you did just so that the deck team realizes how much they messed up when I'm very sad and terse about their performance.

Okay.

Yeah, you did great.

Clown person, you did great as well.

Congratulations on getting through, doing some juggling, whatever you were doing.

I loved it.

Remember when that lady said eggs on eggs?

That was hilarious.

Okay, great job.

So, Nathan, you're mediocre.

That was great.

You know, we'll figure it out.

He's like, damn it's the nav light.

She goes, you learned your lesson, didn't you?

You paid attention.

Okay, we'll get through this together.

You know, nav lights are important.

It's like I always tell anyone wanting to date Norma.

I say, hope you've got a flashlight.

Okay, that's different from a nav light.

But still, seem to be important.

But you know what, though, it's important.

It's like what I tell a guy when he gets into bed with Norma.

I say, lights off.

You don't want that.

If you've got a jet ski, make sure you ram it into every light in that bedroom.

Am I right?

Okay.

Snow walk in the park if you ain't in the dark.

So, okay, now for the tip money, 30,000 euros.

Can you believe it?

That's 20.

That's 2,727 euros each minus 1,7.

We'd have 227.

Okay, which was a great sitcom.

So we're just going to keep going up.

Let's turn the boat around.

Turn the boat around.

Something, something passion.

Enjoy your evening.

I'm done with you.

I'm going to be watching Netflix in my room.

Okay.

I just want to say your tip portion is 2727.

But if everyone is willing to take a 10 Euro deduction, we can put that money towards a save Nathan's hair fund and we can get him a proper haircut in CJS.

Okay.

Just think about it.

Just think about it, everyone.

So everybody cleans, cleans, cleans.

V has mastered putting on a duvet, but she still hates it.

I've not mastered putting on a duvet.

My newest try is to hold the edges of the duvet with my fingers and then cover myself in the entire duvet cover like a ghost and then tie them from the inside and then squeeze myself out of there and try and figure it out that way.

And it's kind of

like that.

You've tried to teach me that and it just doesn't i can't do it

it's it doesn't work it's a challenge it is i have an issue i have an issue in that i used to have a duvet and a duvet cover and it was always great but my current duvet and duvet cover is a has a situation where like

the duvet starts to like gather at the bottom of the bed and i hate that and i don't know i don't know how they need the ties they have to tie to the corners i know i don't have

without the ties you're fucked so anyway max is like, um,

can you put the hose on the sun deck, bro?

And he's a bro, that hose was under the jacuzzi.

No, it was actually here.

No, but I put it there.

Okay, well, how can you put back the covers and the hose?

Where's the hose?

Let's find about the hose.

Horse covers.

No, hose.

No, no, no, I put the hose back.

No, don't do that.

Don't talk to me that way.

No, no, you can't do that to me.

Okay, you know what?

Like, I'm getting really fucking mad now.

I'm really mad.

Just make up your mind.

I mean, who the hell is this guy?

I'm gonna keep coming at me.

I'm Colombian.

Okay, you don't want to mess with me.

Yeah, You don't really don't want to mess with me.

Otherwise, my girlfriend from when I was 16 is going to come and eat you up.

Alicia is going to kill you.

Or Alejandra.

So Max is like, this guy does not respect me.

Okay.

I'm more local than you.

Okay.

I'm just going to be David and he's going to be Goliath.

Okay.

You know how the end of this story turns out, no?

He's like, I don't see Goliath.

I'm really pushing my buttons.

Honestly, you're pushing my buttons.

Oh, push the buttons.

Push the buttons.

Okay, push the buttons.

Push my button.

push it

you don't even know you don't even fucking know me do i don't know why but i'm like oddly on christian's side

they're both idiots they're both not very good but and christian is definitely suck but max being a jerk just to be a jerk yeah

i feel like i just i don't know if i can be on the side of the person who like voluntarily like touched a jellyfish and then like touched his eye i so I think I'm on Christian's side on this one.

Yeah, I'm choosing no sides on this one, but it's fun.

I'm Team Tessa.

I just want to watch Tessa slowly break as the season goes on.

I'm really excited for her journey.

Yay.

All right.

Well, that's it for today.

Thank you all for being here.

Super fun.

And we'll catch you on the next episode.

And bye.

Bye, everyone.

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