#3070 RHOP S10E06: Angel and Demons

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Speaker 1 Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens? I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there.
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Speaker 1 Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good.
How are you doing over there?

Speaker 1 I'm doing really well, thanks. You know, it's Monday.
It's the Monday before BravoCon.

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I just saw Ben's BravoCon outfit. Very cute.
Very cute. We're going to have to figure something out over here, okay? Because it's not looking cute over here.

Speaker 1 So I'm going to need to figure some stuff out. But that's this week.

Speaker 1 We will be going to Vegas. We're going to have a really good time.
And we have a meetup on Saturday. We know now that it will be on Saturday.
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Oh. Oh, it's a 10 p.m.

Speaker 1 There you go. Oh, I didn't know.
Okay, so then we can announce the whole thing, right?

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Speaker 1 bueller is uh hanging off of his bed sleeping so there you go there's bueller's reaction cam he's as bored with this intro as you guys are okay he's sleeping so um everyone welcome to real housewives of potomac diamond i do want to just say one thing i'm not going to talk only about clothes on amazon lab today because i don't know if i have enough clothes to talk about but i just want to just want to set expectations And second of all, with our meetup at BravoCon, we're going to announce the location most likely tomorrow, and we do have a location.

Speaker 1 Um, but so we're still getting that announcement in order. But I just want to say there will be custom cocktails, so get excited, okay?

Speaker 1 Custom cocktails, yeah.

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Speaker 1 Okay, everybody, welcome. Real Housewives of Potomac, Season 10, Episode 6, Sun's Out, Buns Out.

Speaker 1 Here we are. Our trip to Netflix Nevis.

Speaker 1 So let's see what's going on. So we are having dinner tonight, too.
Jazzy is attempting to call out Kierna because this is audition season on Potomac.

Speaker 1 That's the audition song from Chorus Line, and here they go. It is another audition festival.

Speaker 1 So let's see who will get cast who will have the best fight not jazzy i'm gonna tell you that jazzy's not very good at this she's trying though and neither is karena and neither is angel really all of them all of them need to go keep tia bring back karen possibly i'm even saying at this point give mia another chance just tell me to stop lying about you know the the little people that she's dating on the radio and i think we should bring her back i miss funny mia she was funny well unfortunately mia is busy right now in atlanta opening up a brand new subway franchise and also a subway, like the first ever subway in Atlanta.

Speaker 1 And also, she's working on submarines. She's been hired by the Navy.
So, unfortunately, she's going to be very busy right now.

Speaker 1 Where'd you come up with subway? Is that true? Is she opening subway? No, I made that up. I made that up.
It's the first time I'm going to be able to do that.

Speaker 1 I would love to see Mia moving around pamphlets in the subway. I'd be in.

Speaker 1 Here's my feelings.

Speaker 1 I feel like Jazzy, and I will say Jazzy this week because I said Jazzy the past two weeks, but it occurred to me, well, you said Jazzy, but I wasn't, I couldn't remember, but I think that probably her full name is Jasmine, spelled J-A-S-M-I-N-E, I'm assuming.

Speaker 1 And when it's shortened, it becomes Jazzy, but the J-A-S-S-I, the S is probably an allusion to the original Jasmine spelling, which is why I was fucking with my brain.

Speaker 1 But I think that Jazzy is doing a significantly better job than Kierna and Angel. In fact, I'm having this weird,

Speaker 1 like so bad, it's good reaction to Angel on this show

Speaker 1 because she just gets worse every week. Like, I don't know why she has a full-fledged real housewife.
She is such an Eeyore. And she gets more and more Eeyore.

Speaker 1 And she keeps promising that we're going to see her true personality soon. And she's like, these people keep coming for me.
And she just like ruins every single scene and potentially even episode.

Speaker 1 Anytime they're having fun, she just ruins it. And I actually am now finding that to be so funny.
Like she is the Debbie Downer and you're waiting for that trumpet to go off the trombone.

Speaker 1 And it's like, it's so predictable. So that like, you're almost waiting for her to be like,

Speaker 1 oh,

Speaker 1 well,

Speaker 1 as a wag, I don't think you guys understand. I don't know if I like you right now.
Like, oh, come on, angel.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's a one and done. I'm sensing.
Yeah, she's going to be out of here.

Speaker 1 And, you know, we do, you know, it is is important to have some sensitivity because she did have a baby, but I think it was like 18 months before. And obviously, I haven't had a baby.

Speaker 1 I look like I've had three, but I haven't had one. And I don't know how long postpartum can last.

Speaker 1 You know, if you get postpartum depression or sads or the sads or whatever, I don't know how long that can last. So, I mean, look, there is a little bit of

Speaker 1 like allowance for that, but there's only so much because a lot of people have had babies on this show and then they come in and they just still cause mess. Remember Ashley?

Speaker 1 I mean, ashley was pregnant and then had a baby and she's still causing mess wherever she went she was

Speaker 1 everybody's different you know like everybody different people have different reactions and stuff like that but i say if you're too postpartum and depressed to um you know show up to work then you know take more time off that's what i say i say give her more time maybe maybe she has some sparkling personality when she doesn't have postpartum but you know i don't i don't know i don't want do it later then bring her back later then right well we don't know if she

Speaker 1 doesn't know if she has postpartum or not. No, we don't know.

Speaker 1 She has, she's just saying, she just keeps, I mean, she, from what we are sort of alluding to, what she's alluding to,

Speaker 1 she keeps on saying, you know, I just had some babies. Sounds like she's stressed out dealing with the babies.
I think she's like not comfortable with how she looks and yada, yada, yada.

Speaker 1 So she's dealing with all those things, which I totally understand. But you can also deal with like those things and I think like

Speaker 1 be more fun on the TV show that you're hired to to be on. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm saying that not from a postpartum perspective. Postpartum is a different thing.
Maybe it's all tied together. Maybe I'm being ignorant.

Speaker 1 All I know is that what I'm receiving on my cartoons is like tuning in to watch Bugs Bunny. And then Bugs Bunny is like, you know what?

Speaker 1 I don't know what's up with Doc. And it's like, I don't want carrots.
I don't know what I'm going to do. I hate carrots.
I don't want carrots. Why is that guy always hunting me? Why is he hunting me?

Speaker 1 I hate it. It's like Wiley Coyote decided not to

Speaker 1 chase the Roadrunner. Wiley Coyote said, you know what, I think I just need like a me day today.
I'm like, no, get to the chase and get to run off that guy.

Speaker 1 It's just like lying down and letting Wiley Coyote eat him. You know,

Speaker 1 Roadrunner's not even saying meat, meat. Roadrunner's just going, take me, take me.

Speaker 1 Meet, meet.

Speaker 1 That would be the best version of that. It's like the sad horns, but the Roadrunner version.
Meet, me.

Speaker 1 Was anyone ever on the Roadrunner's side?

Speaker 1 I don't think I was actually ever on the Bugs Bunny's side to be honest I thought Bugs Bunny was actually kind of obnoxious I wanted Bugs Bunny to get shot like when he was like hunt a wabbit kill the wabbit I was like get him What's wrong with you?

Speaker 1 Get us get a sight on that gun. Yeah, I mean get him.
It's Bugs Bunny annoying. I wouldn't want someone coming up and digging up my carrots either get him either He is like really annoying.

Speaker 1 Like I was always on Woody Woodpecker's side. I always supported Woody Woodpecker.
No, I hated him too. That noisy, that noisy ass.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he was like, I don't know, he spoke to my soul a little bit more, whereas Bugs Bunny was just like,

Speaker 1 I don't know, he was just a real brat. I mean, I think actually Chili Willie was really my favorite, but Chili Willie didn't really do anything wrong.
Chili Willie would. I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 Oh, Chili Willie, probably, I would hate to work with Chili Willie. You know, Chili Willie would be the worst co-worker, right?

Speaker 1 Chili Willie. I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 Bugs Bunny. Yeah, the penguin who would

Speaker 1 neat glue.

Speaker 1 who would just sort of speak sort of slowly and like you know that chili willie would would like corner you at the in the office lounge and like tell you boring stories of the weekend and you're like oh i got cornered by chili willie again

Speaker 1 all right well speaking of uh let's get to an argument here so now this argument is jazzy attempting to call out kierna for talking about wendy behind her back which who cares really so jazzy and also jazzy just say what it was please so jazzy your energy has changed since i met you kierna and she's like it is it is very different.

Speaker 1 I agree. I have a condo now.
So I think what you're sensing is condo energy. So sorry.

Speaker 1 Yeah, condo energy with a view of the highway. So don't be jealous.
So Jazzy, so the producer says, how mad would Wendy be if she found out what Kierna said? And Jazzy, a scale of one to five.

Speaker 1 And Jazzy goes,

Speaker 1 probably an 8.5.

Speaker 1 Okay, I can't imagine that anything that Kierna says is like that

Speaker 1 secret or confidential. So why are you not just being messy and telling us? Because this, like this teasing it out is not interesting, especially because we don't even come back to it.

Speaker 1 Like we actually never find out what it was. And not only do we not find out, by the end of the episode, I've totally forgotten about it because I care that much.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, we don't find out. I guess we find out some Giselle stuff.
I don't know. I thought we found out.
Maybe we don't. Maybe we did.
Maybe I found out.

Speaker 1 So Jazzy's like, okay, Kirina, how do we move on? What do you need from me right now? What do you need from me? And Ashley's like, why don't you guys just sleep about it?

Speaker 1 Giselle will bring it up five times before tomorrow. So don't worry about it.
You'll get another chance.

Speaker 1 And it's sad because they really tried it. They even got a continuation and it was, you know, it was a bad audition.

Speaker 1 And cut. You're both cut.
Get out.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Kierana, I think, is also, I think her time has come. Well, her time never arrived in the first place.
Let's be honest. Okay.

Speaker 1 But like for someone whose time had never arrived, her time is also

Speaker 1 has come. And it's time for her to go.
So they're going on a yacht tomorrow. And so that's very exciting.
Mr. Sunshine comes back to give some more killer bee shots.
And you too, Mr. Sunshine.

Speaker 1 You're trying too hard. We get it.
You have killer bee shots. Go away.
Bring me something else. You know, it's like when they come to your table, they're like, try our special shot.
Okay, I tried it.

Speaker 1 Bring me martini, sir. Okay.
How many of these do I need? It's going to make my stomach hurt. So he comes over and

Speaker 1 now

Speaker 1 Giselle is doing, so he brings special shots and Giselle has put everybody's name on these shots. But

Speaker 1 he stacks one of the shots on the other shot and Giselle tries to start doing a dance. And so the shot spills on her.

Speaker 1 And it's karma because she wants to do shady shots, which is just where Giselle gets another moment to criticize everybody.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Just bring me shots with people's names on it so I could diss them again because I'm earning my paycheck. Okay.
It's year eight or it's year six. Let's do this.

Speaker 1 So Ashley says Duchess Darby, which is a reference to Ashley calling herself Duchess Darby at her second bloom ball. And then Tia's, it just says

Speaker 1 a shady shot. Why is she, why is that a shady shot? I think everything with Ashley Darby should be called like, I've had Michael Darby inside of me shot.
You know, that's a shady shot.

Speaker 1 Not referencing the party she gave herself. It's a, you know, it's a traumatic shot, actually.
That's a, that's a, what have I done with my life shot?

Speaker 1 I swallowed golf right before I swallowed this shot, shot glass. It's very long for a shot glass, but still.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Um, and then uh, she, Tia's shot says, stylists.
And so Tia gives her the finger by like, you know, itching her forehead with her middle finger. Um,

Speaker 1 and uh, then we have Jazzy's and says, you're the bride, you're the bride, and you're also the step mama. So yours says, stepmama.
And Jazzy's like, okay.

Speaker 1 I'll accept that because I'm an audition phase. So I have to accept this, but otherwise I'd get really mad at you.

Speaker 1 Really mad at you. And then Stacy gets hers, but Giselle didn't even put her name on it because she hates Stacy.
So she's like, it says nothing on it.

Speaker 1 And she says, I don't know if I should put Mrs. Samuels.
I don't know if I should put Timo. I don't know.
So I left it blank.

Speaker 1 And then we see shots of the blank robe and all the disses. And Stacey's like, try again, Giselle.
You cannot shake me.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah.
And this is for Angela. And Angel goes, oh, what does mine say? And she goes, it says, chincheka.

Speaker 1 And Angel's like,

Speaker 1 I'll take it.

Speaker 1 Like Angel was all ready to get upset. She was all ready.
So Giselle then says, it's, this is just more confusion shade. So it says, Giselle hater.
That's for you, Kay. And Kierna's like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. She's like, I had a conversation with Wendy and Wendy said, well, you hate Giselle.

Speaker 1 And that bothered me, which is funny because this stemmed from the park bench scene earlier in the season where Kiarna was saying, why were you talking with Giselle in the first place when I interrupted?

Speaker 1 Because you hate Giselle. And Wendy said, no, you hate Giselle.
I don't know if Kiarna actually declared that, but Wendy assigned it. And now Wendy told Giselle that Kierna hates her.

Speaker 1 She told me on the park bench. So, and Giselle's like, well, the other day, Wendy let it be known that Kay has residual feelings.

Speaker 1 And I've been nothing but supportive of her. I've been a champion of Kay.

Speaker 1 Even Greg, when Greg didn't like her.

Speaker 1 So Jazzy's like, well, you've always said nice things about Kay. You know, I mean, come on, even saying that's your friend.
I mean, wow, that's huge for Giselle.

Speaker 1 And Kieran is like, no, she hasn't always said nice things about me.

Speaker 1 And I need Wendy to bring whatever her facts are about that because I'm not going to say anything about it until I know what Wendy said.

Speaker 1 You know, I'm not going to out myself for random bad shit I've said about you. I need the specific things that you've heard.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So then Kieran is like, well, let's table it because I feel like Wendy will feel better tomorrow. We'll talk about it.
Let's like plan our scene for tomorrow. Let's go here.

Speaker 1 So you've tried now, what, three fights in five minutes and they've all failed. This audition is not going well.
You're all failing. Even Giselle's failing and she's trying.
She's even trying.

Speaker 1 She's like the director. She's like, let me show you the steps again.
This is how you do it. And they still can't do it.
There is definitely a feeling that this episode, they kind of ran out of

Speaker 1 vacation content because we had, we did have some sort of like fizzles on the fight front and

Speaker 1 we had more graphics than usual. We had fun, silly fun times with everyone dressed up with like slutty later on.
And it was. Definitely a

Speaker 1 traumatic flashback to two seasons ago when that's all that they had. So every episode, they had some sort of like post-production

Speaker 1 phantasmagoria of, you know, Chirons and music.

Speaker 1 But I think they just ran up. I'm hoping this is not a sign of things to come.
I'm hoping Eric, the ghost of Eric Fuller has not like resurfaced to this episode.

Speaker 1 I mean, for future episodes, because it's here today. Yeah, it's here today for sure.
So back to the villas. Angel wants to go to bed.
Kiana wants to go to bed. She's exhausted, guys.

Speaker 1 She's like, I have nothing left to give the ladies at this point. What have you given?

Speaker 1 You're the one starting all these fights. At least finish them off.

Speaker 1 All you're doing is sulking. Okay.
Sulking. And then you're exhausted from your own sulking.

Speaker 1 You're like, you're one of the youngest people on this cast and you seem to have the least amount of energy. Okay.
Come on. Try harder.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So now we see producer Cam of Wendy is sleeping in full hair and makeup. You know, because she doesn't feel good.

Speaker 1 And then we see producer Cam of Ashley, Jazzy, and Stacey chatting, but they don't think they're on camera because we're just getting them through like the little home camera thing and they're not mic'd.

Speaker 1 So Jazzy's like, well, apparently one of the editors at People got wind of you and Chris on a date. And Stacey was like, I was separated.
I was going through a divorce and we were separated.

Speaker 1 Timo saw other people. I saw other people.
Arabella didn't know anything. Poor people saw dead people.

Speaker 1 Arabella saw dead people, but I did not have sex with anyone. I just hung out.
And Chris was one of those people that I hung out with and didn't have sex with. I did tell Chris this:

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Speaker 1 I have to say, when I saw Chris Samuels and his hulking frame, the first thing I said was,

Speaker 1 Talk about length, talk about drama, talk about football, talk about giant man with a deep voice. So big.

Speaker 1 So Jazzy asks if she banged him. And she's like, no, I've not fucked Chris.

Speaker 1 So we get that on camera because I guess we're going to find out later that she does. But

Speaker 1 I still don't care. I don't care if she wrote him.
I don't care if she's fucking him right now. I don't care if she brought Chris Samuels out, put him on a couch and wrote him right now on TV.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't care. It doesn't bother me.
Monique's not even on this show. There's no infraction.
There's

Speaker 1 literally no infraction. There's no breaking of girl code.
She is allowed to get that Samuel's peen.

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Speaker 1 So, guess what? It's the morning, and Kiarna is FaceTiming with America's favorite, Greg. And she's like, Tonight's the last day, and we're going to go out with a bang.
Like, tonight's slut night.

Speaker 1 So, you know, going out with a bang for Kiarna means like she's going to sulk extra hard today. She's going to find something that she'll be upset about.
And does not matter.

Speaker 1 There's no statute of limitations on these things. She will be upset.
Yeah. She's like, I'm going to sulk today, but I'm going to do it in a leather tongue.
Parte.

Speaker 1 And Greg's like, you know what's funny? It's going to be slut night for us over here today too.

Speaker 1 We all laugh because Greg's just so lighthearted. God, what a relationship.

Speaker 1 What a fun guy. So Ashley calls her mom, Sheila, and they talk about the weather and Dean's birthday.
What are we going to do for Dean's birthday?

Speaker 1 He's going to be Beetlejuice because he loves the musical. Okay.
But Josh is texting me, mom.

Speaker 1 Send him a sexy picture. Then we see the sexy picture that Ashley sent Josh.
And then we see the picture that he sent back. And we're like, where's butthead?

Speaker 1 I'm not used to seeing just one of you alone. I don't want to see one of you critique music videos.
I want you both.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Then we go to Tia driving a golf cart and she picks up Kiarna and Angel to go to breakfast. And Angel's like, I want to approach this day with positivity for me.

Speaker 1 I cannot continue to dwell on what's happened unless it involves being a wag. I will talk about that all the time because I cannot let negativity in this way take up space in my mind.

Speaker 1 You are the gray cloud on this entire season. I mean, on a season where we have Kierna, who is a gray cloud, you're being, you're somehow out-graying Kierna.
Do you realize this?

Speaker 1 And you're going to sit here and talk about how you're not going to let negativity take up space. You are the negativity coming in and filling up everyone's space.

Speaker 1 And nothing's really happened to you, also. Nothing.
Like, people, people liked it. People made fun of you for filtering your images.
Which you did.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 then

Speaker 1 Wendy tried to start something with you,

Speaker 1 which I was actually largely on Angel's side with that because I think Angel was trying to protect her

Speaker 1 pre-existing friendship. And I think she's entitled to do that.
But like, that is also real housewives. And you can't be stupid and smart.
You know what you signed up for.

Speaker 1 People are going to sort of poke at you and clap back at you. And you can't act so fragile all the time.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So now Wendy is feeling a little bit better today.

Speaker 1 And she has a sinus infection. She's hanging out with Stacy in the bathroom.
And Stacy's like, Is it painful? She goes, Yeah, it's painful here, here, headache, throat, everything hurts.

Speaker 1 And then Wendy looks at her and she's like, What happened to your lip? She's like, Oh my god, is it noticeable? I got allergic to something.

Speaker 1 And then we see a close-up of her lip, and it looks kind of like a hair lip. And she's like, It's not noticeable, is it? Wendy's like, Yeah, it's noticeable.
She's like, No, but it's not, is it?

Speaker 1 She goes, Yeah, it doesn't look bad, does it? You look theorable. No, it doesn't look bad, does it? Hideous.

Speaker 1 Oh, Arabella.

Speaker 1 They get into golf carts and Ash is like, oh my God, your lip went down. And she's like, did, it did go down, the power of Christ.
And Ashley's like, well, last night,

Speaker 1 Stacey spewed some lies like Pinocchio's nose grew. Girl, your lips grew.
Ha.

Speaker 1 So now they get onto this yacht. And

Speaker 1 they're getting ready and they're arriving in the golf carts. They're all feeling very, very fancy, schmancy.
And Giselle is telling them what the plan is. There's going to be towels.

Speaker 1 She got towels for everyone that have their names on them, of course, except for Stacey. Stacy has a blank towel.

Speaker 1 So it's because I don't know who you are, but now I feel a little bit better about you, Stacey. And she's like, oh, Mao,

Speaker 1 that's great.

Speaker 1 And she's like, do you want to hug? She's like, no.

Speaker 1 That's too much. That's too much.
That's too much.

Speaker 1 So now it's time. Giselle is like, okay, Wendy, Kierna, and me, we are going to have a scene.
Ah, and but of course, Wendy's like,

Speaker 1 why is it a threesome? Why do I have to do this? It's like, I don't want any parts of this. I'm here for a good time.
Take me out the group chat. But it's audition season.

Speaker 1 So Giselle's like, well, last night was shady shot, and Kay's was Giselle is a hater because I've been confused about you all conversation.

Speaker 1 So my question to Kay is more like, when did you decide to hate me? Ah, when, when, what did I do for you not to like me? Now we'll ask Wendy because Wendy's here, rah.

Speaker 1 So Kierna's like, well, I don't think I ever said I don't like you. I think I said I was upset with you and I was upset about the situation that happened at the nightclub.

Speaker 1 And I shared it with Wendy that I was upset about Giselle, but, you know, it was because you didn't reach out to me and you didn't call me.

Speaker 1 So Giselle tells us, like, yeah, I was disappointed, but I told Giselle that at the reunion. So I don't know why we're bringing this up again.
This is not new news. And yeah, you're bored.
I'm bored.

Speaker 1 Giselle's bored. Wendy's bored.
We're all bored. Like, why?

Speaker 1 Kierna going back to this fight was a little bit shocking. I was like, really?

Speaker 1 I mean, I thought that she was going to say, I have no beef with you. And Wendy said, I had a beef with you.
And I don't have a beef with you. And she's trying to drive a wedge between us.

Speaker 1 But instead, she was like, no, I'm, I'm upset because you didn't check in on me. after that fight enough.
And it's just like, this is the ongoing issue with Kiarna. People don't check in with her.

Speaker 1 Like, there's not enough attention

Speaker 1 being given to this friendship. And now she is upset at Wendy and at Giselle and at

Speaker 1 whoever else she's upset at. And it's, it's, it's too much.
So this, Giselle basically just shuts her up right now. And Giselle's like, I am going to pull both the cancer card and the dead dad card.

Speaker 1 And you are going to have to take it because it's going to trump your, I got into a fight at a bar card.

Speaker 1 So she basically is like, at that time my dad was in a hospital la and with a brain tumor with cancer and i went from the event directly to the icu and he had surgery and he died a few days later so while you're sitting there your situation could get resolved with the plastic surgeon my dad is no longer here uh da da this is done goodbye yeah do not bring this up again do not try me i am still giselle bryant and i'm running this show and if you're going to come for me you better bring something much better than a two-year-old expired storyline.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And she's like, for you to think I should call you when my father passed away is that that makes you a high maintenance friend.

Speaker 1 And when he's like,

Speaker 1 you're a high maintenance friend. You're a high maintenance friend.

Speaker 1 Good, good label, Giselle. That was really good.
High maintenance friend. That's actually real.
That's real stink. You don't ever want that stink on you.

Speaker 1 Like if you're a high maintenance friend, like everyone tries so hard to not be that. You see it.

Speaker 1 On Orange County, for example, how many times have we seen Tamara and Shannon fight over how not high maintenance they are they are you know tamara accuses shannon of calling in the middle of the night drunk needing so much and now it's there for you every single time it's like well and how many times do i have to support you with all your things everyone's always fighting about how they have to support other people because they're high in maintenance friends basically so once you get that stink on you it does not leave on housewives world Yeah, but Kirina doesn't care.

Speaker 1 She's like, I've already admitted I'm a high-maintenance friend. And Giselle's like, well, I didn't know it was going so deep as to, I hate her.
And she goes, I didn't, though.

Speaker 1 And Wendy's like, well, it wasn't that, but it was giving that. Okay, wendy you're just starting

Speaker 1 you're just starting and you're also starting boring so you're guilty of this too and uh kieran is like no that was actually wendy's feelings because wendy said you were a snake and the worst person on the planet and just wendy's like but i said it to a face so it's okay yes she said it to my face uh we had a feud for three years ah it's okay yeah

Speaker 1 I think actually that is part of it is that they were in a feud for three years.

Speaker 1 I mean, ever since that, ever since Giselle and Robin brought up, you know, rumors of Eddie maybe cheating when they were on vacation on that lake, then Wendy has had no time for Giselle.

Speaker 1 And now, but now they've hatched, they've not hatched, they've, they've patched it up. So I think Giselle's kind of like, yeah, of course she said that stuff.
We weren't friends at that time.

Speaker 1 And she said it to my face multiple times at reunions. So then Giselle's like, I've been nothing but nice to you.

Speaker 1 And Karen's like, well, I, girl, I'm not even thinking about your ass. And she said, well, why are you talking, talking to to me?

Speaker 1 And she's like, because there was nothing new about your snake-ass ways. And Wendy's like, okay, so what did I do? Kieran has

Speaker 1 vehemently blamed Ashley for incident that happened in the club. She said that she basically hated Giselle and I'm sneaky and I'm a snake.

Speaker 1 And now you're, you know, you're a snake and you're fake as fuck.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you started this. So why are you like, what did I do? You were the one that said that.
Kieran said she hates Giselle. So

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 Well, I think that, I think it was probably.

Speaker 1 I think Wendy and Giselle were probably having a talk where they're like, oh, my God, this new girl, Kierna, she's trying it so hard. Now she's mad at me.
She's mad at me.

Speaker 1 And like, I don't even understand why. She doesn't even like you, Giselle.
And Giselle's like, what? She's like, oh, yeah, she hates you.

Speaker 1 It probably was, I don't think it was said in a way of like, well, guess what, Giselle? Kiarna hates you. It probably came up like, this girl, she's mad at everyone.
She's even mad at you, Giselle.

Speaker 1 You know, she, and Giselle's probably, why is she not mad at me? Yes, she is. She hates you.
That's what I predict the conversation was.

Speaker 1 So Tia's like, well, what you went through was awful, Giselle, just awful. And I'm here.
And I'm tearing up because I too have lost a father. So I understand.

Speaker 1 And you, Kiana, what you've gone through is absolutely terrible. I too have almost been bonked on the head with a champagne bottle by an angry woman in a party and then had a glass thrown at my head.

Speaker 1 Well, that's actually never happened, but it could. And I would be very upset.

Speaker 1 Next thing that's happened to princesses. I have a son that wants to be adopted.
Please, can we not discuss this anymore? I just can't. I can't.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's like, you can't expect anything, Vizelle, for three years after she's buried her dad. Let me just tell you that from somebody who's gone through it.

Speaker 1 And she says that she, she tells us how she lost her dad and how it really has shaped her. And she's like, this woman is not going to be the same.
And I know that's because I buried my father.

Speaker 1 But that doesn't change that you want your friends to validate what has happened to you again.

Speaker 1 And I think you need to get it all out so you guys know exactly where you stand.

Speaker 1 I've been a friend to you.

Speaker 1 So I was taken aback and shocked by Wendy. And I'm going to take the name off of your robe.

Speaker 1 She's like, well, I apologize sincerely. And I didn't fully express the magnitude in which I was upset.
I love how Kierana talks. Like, what the fuck? What does that mean?

Speaker 1 And she's like, but she's like, but you spoke to people. Sound like lawyers.
Yes. But you spoke to people and said that I was the aggressor in that fight.

Speaker 1 And I just think if something happened to you, I would have done the same. I would have, I would have, uh, I would have called you, I guess is what she means.

Speaker 1 So no, I think she means I would have, I would have jumped in and I would have defended you in a fight.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think. Okay.

Speaker 1 So she's like, you know, I mean, for Tia to say she would never compare those experiences and to watch her cry in that moment, I really felt for her because she didn't owe us that.

Speaker 1 But we need to empathize when tragic things happen to each other. For example, the glass citamet threw at my head.
Thank you. For example, the scars

Speaker 1 I got.

Speaker 1 The scar that I got on my forehead. We need to empathize for people with forehead scars.

Speaker 1 So they all congratulate each other on having this great conversation, but it was another fail as far as like another failed fight, another stupid fight.

Speaker 1 So I like Giselle also saying, sometimes a better, deeper friendship can come on the other side of something that's tough.

Speaker 1 And I'm glad that's all that's in the open. And we don't ever need to discuss this ever again.
Nah. I'm like, so you're just gonna like, we will not discuss this ever again.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yes, the sign of a good deep friendship is when you bury things in the band. Like, no,

Speaker 1 for boating.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So now they go to,

Speaker 1 now they're out in the water and they come close to a shipwreck thing. And Stacey's like, is that a shipwreck? What happened?

Speaker 1 What happened? That looks insanitary.

Speaker 1 Karen drove into it. That's all.

Speaker 1 The boat was fine like three days days ago.

Speaker 1 So now it's fun times. They go swimming.
They take pictures. Angel's pumping, sadly.
She's like, oh, I'm pumping. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sick of it.

Speaker 1 So now they go back to the van and they go to dinner, Orchid Bay Beach House Restaurant. And they take a group picture and stuff like that.
And

Speaker 1 Giselle's like, I've set the names.

Speaker 1 I have set the names today. And now she's like, no more blanks for you, Stacy.

Speaker 1 Stacy got a name tag. She did it.

Speaker 1 So everybody wants Giselle's approval. What everybody lives for.

Speaker 1 So then they're eating dinner. Ash is asking if Jazzy's done everything that she needs to do for the bridal, shower and everything.
And Jazzy's saying, like,

Speaker 1 well, we had a co-ed bachelor and bachelorette party, which I'm sure, by the way, Darius loved. Drew's like, great.

Speaker 1 And I'm definitely not going to have a bachelor party that's separate from you at all. And she's like, and now we get to celebrate with you guys.
And that's just so special to me.

Speaker 1 And Angel's like, please have fun during your last week of your wedding. Just allow yourself to live in that moment from an elder wag to a young wag and possibly the wisest person at this table.

Speaker 1 Have fun. Have fun at the last week of your wedding.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Have fun with that bachelor party that you're making your husband to because you know he'll probably impregnate himself.
He'll probably impregnate somebody if he gets his own bachelor party.

Speaker 1 Okay. As a wag.

Speaker 1 So Ashley's like, so wait a minute, Stacey, you were asked to be a bridesmaid, right? Jesse and Stacey are both going. So what's up, Stacy?

Speaker 1 And Stacey's like, well, I declined because of family reasons. And we talked about that.
What if I go and Arabella says, what's a wedding?

Speaker 1 And I have to describe to her that I might be back with her father.

Speaker 1 I have to stay for Arabella. So she says, my business launch is coinciding with Jassy's wedding and I want to support my friend, but this is is life-changing for me.

Speaker 1 And this is the legacy that I want to leave to Arabella. Arabella! And I want to be very careful about my decision to leave my flash in the pan CBD and weed business to Arabella.

Speaker 1 So my intentions are to be there to support her, but there are a lot of factors at play here. So when she said this, I was like, this is a whole bunch of bullshit.
You're not going to be doing this.

Speaker 1 You're not going to do this. Like you can launch a business and do be part of a bridal, you know, party.
You're slapping your name. You're slapping your name on a weed collab.

Speaker 1 It's not like you're going and growing the weed yourself somewhere. Someone is packaging that up and you're slapping a label on it.
What are you talking about? And I thought that she's like,

Speaker 1 I'm giving Arabella a collab weed is her legacy.

Speaker 1 No one is turning to Stacy for weed, although maybe now. I mean, if there's anyone who can sell it, it's going to be her.

Speaker 1 But like, no one's looking at Stacey and saying, that's the person whose weed I want to buy, like empowering her to be a multi-millionaire from it. However, that was my first reaction.

Speaker 1 And then my second reaction was, you know, good for her. Good for her for coming up with some bullshit excuse to get out of being in a bridal party.

Speaker 1 Cause the truth is, who wants to be in a bridal party, right?

Speaker 1 You have to sit, you have to do all these things for Jassy, who you barely even know, and probably sit through a bunch of like insufferable events and be on group texts and wear a dress that's not going to be flattering.

Speaker 1 All because Jassy is probably the one, or Jazzy is probably the one who probably wants the clout from Stacy. And so Giselle does make this good point, which is like, okay, let's be clear.

Speaker 1 Stacy doesn't know whether, didn't know whether Jazzy was going to be part of this group or not, aka being on the TV show.

Speaker 1 So Stacy was willing to throw Jesse and the wedding in the trash because if she wasn't going to be part of this group, then Stacey's not a real friend, okay? But then Stacey found out Jazzy is here.

Speaker 1 So now she's like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 And that's fair. But like, let's also be honest.
Jazzy was probably using Stacey for as much clout as Stacey is chasing right now. Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 Giselle's basically saying, look, she's not going to go to that wedding because she didn't consider her famous because she's not on the show. So why would she do that?

Speaker 1 But I say, why would she? She's not close friends with Jazzy. Jazzy's just like...
She's friendly. We're friends.
She's like, well, she's the new one. She's the new one.

Speaker 1 So she'll come to my wedding and get this some airtime. Right.

Speaker 1 So I say, I agree with you for sure. So at first blush, I was like, oh my God, this is so fake and such bullshit that she's saying.

Speaker 1 But then second blush, I was like, she's doing the absolute right thing. And I totally support her.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because being in someone's wedding and like being a a bridesmaid, that's not like you just show up one day in a dress, it's a whole

Speaker 1 commitment. You know, it's like you buy the dress, you go to the fittings, and you go to the parties, and you go to the showers, then you help plan the stuff.

Speaker 1 And it's like you plan the trips, and then you plan the, it's not some, and then you have to put up with this lady's bullshit for at least a month, you know? We all know that.

Speaker 1 Have you been a bridesmaid before? Like a groomsman, not a groomsman, but a, you know, on the bride's side, like a bridesmaid. Um, A bridesgay.

Speaker 1 I have for

Speaker 1 my friend Michelle, and it was like low-key. It was easy.
I didn't really have to do anything.

Speaker 1 I made like a little video presentation. Like she was not, she was not a bride seller or anything like that.
She had a very small, like 28-person wedding, so it was not a big deal.

Speaker 1 But I've never, you know, I'm not like a gay like that.

Speaker 1 You know, I don't, I just don't, I'm not, I've never been like a pocket gay, you know, where like I'm holding necessarily like the purse of a girl or something like that. I mean, I will.

Speaker 1 I'm gladly actually, I just yesterday, I literally held my friend's bag. But the point is, I'm girls don't come to me for those sort of things.

Speaker 1 They don't come to be like, oh my God, Ben, you totally have to be part of my bride. I'll part of your one of the girls.

Speaker 1 I don't think I dress well enough. So they just don't know what to do.

Speaker 1 I've never been

Speaker 1 to myself. I've tried.
Yeah, I think people just know, like, don't ask Ronnie. He'll barely do anything.
But I did do it for one of my friends and it was fun.

Speaker 1 But that's where I learned what it's really like to be a bridesmaid. Because, damn, that is not easy.
It was like a whole month. There was like a group calendar and

Speaker 1 things to do and to-do lists for each of us and all the money. And I was like, Girl, I love you.
And then on the wedding day, it's like, Where are my gays? I need you. Get in here.
It's my case.

Speaker 1 My dad says, Okay.

Speaker 1 What are the boys doing? Go over and see what the boys are doing.

Speaker 1 It's just too much. Yeah, I'm not too much.

Speaker 1 And it gets into fights. Yeah, it's a lot.
Those friendships never survive. And I just want to say also that.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, whatever I was going to say, I just completely

Speaker 1 just pretend I said something completely salient and biting about being in a bridal party because that's probably what I said.

Speaker 1 It was good. Good point.
It was really good. So anyway, the point is, if somebody asks you to be a bridesmaid for whatever reason you want to say no, you are entitled to say no.
I'm not marrying

Speaker 1 and I'm not committing to this. So I'll be there and I'll send you, I'll send you something mid-range from your, you know, what is it

Speaker 1 called register from your registry. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And what I'll, here's what I was going to say, which is that seeing the way Jazzy loses her mind in about three seconds, I think this is a good bridal party to miss because you know that this is probably what was happening on the regular, to the entire bridal party with Jazzy.

Speaker 1 How dare you do that? We are 18 days away from this wedding. And do you know the sort of pressure I'm under? You're going to ask me that question.
You know, that's what it was the entire time.

Speaker 1 i think stacy dodged the bullet yeah

Speaker 1 so stacy's not gonna fight about it she's just like i feel like i've said enough oh wait i haven't okay let me just say this

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Speaker 1 So Tia's like, well, Jazzy, I feel like we're getting to know each other, and you've been quite kind to me.

Speaker 1 And then yesterday, when I was trying to diffuse this catfish thing, and you were like, well, you do the same thing, it made me go on your page. And I feel like all filterization is about the same.

Speaker 1 So I just wanted to get that in there, everybody. I'm not more filtered than Jazzy.
There, I've said it.

Speaker 1 And this is Tia's first time really trying to start one. So I'll give her a little leeway here.
And also.

Speaker 1 I'd also like to say that. Is filterization a word? Because I don't believe it is.
But, oh, what I would like to say is, filterization is not a word.

Speaker 1 But if it were a word, I would spell it with an an S and not a Z because I'm British. So, uh, so then Jazzy is Jazzy.
Maybe that's Jazzy's thing. Maybe she's British.

Speaker 1 Unless I keep saying Jassy instead of Jazzy. I cannot.
No, it's because every time I see Jassy, Jazzy, every time I see the, I see it's spelled out Jassy.

Speaker 1 I cannot help but say Jassy, even though she is Jazzy. I'm sorry, everyone.
But just pretend I have an accent. Just pretend to TSI.

Speaker 1 So she's like, not at all. Not at all.
Our filterization is not the same. Actually, a lot of my pictures on my page, several of my pictures, many, most actually of my pictures are unfiltered.

Speaker 1 And then we see side by side and they are also completely filtered like crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Tia's like, I was trying to diffuse it. Yes, go ahead, please.

Speaker 1 Thank you, other me. I was trying to diffuse the fire, and I feel like you were trying to heighten the fire.

Speaker 1 And then T and then Jazzy's like, well, let me tell you something, Tia, okay?

Speaker 1 And then she points at Tia with the food on her fork.

Speaker 1 like she gets way too she gets way too into this and tia's like oh no don't do that with the fork please please no forks she's like well i'm doing it with the fork you came into this group and you tried to act like i don't know what's going on well i'm not trying to be upset all right i'm not trying to be upset oh so we're marking accents now are we

Speaker 1 That was fun. That's a reach for Tia, but I like that she reached for it.
And Jazzy, Jazzy's like, I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm not trying to be offensive.

Speaker 1 Oh, do you have a problem with my accent? She's like, I'm not doing an accent. And Angel's like, it was a little bit of an accent, but in our circles, we call that a wag accent.

Speaker 1 So maybe people don't realize that. Yeah, well, you're trying to

Speaker 1 accent.

Speaker 1 It's a wag. As an elder wag.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 As the mother wag. I've been around a lot of wag since, and it's just something you get used to.
Sorry, Tia.

Speaker 1 Yeah. She's like, well, I'm not.
Y'all making fun of my accent. You think that's funny?

Speaker 1 She's like, I'm not, but I'm watching you because you were the same person that sat in that van and told me in a giggly kind of way, oh my God, the owner of that restaurant was really looking at you and he really loves you 14 days before my wedding.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 you've got anger issues. And she says, no, she's like, you are wrong.
Don't play with me, Tia, because if you want it, I'll take it there.

Speaker 1 Tia's like, I don't understand this apart.

Speaker 1 He's like pointing her fingers and getting all upset. And Tia's like, what's going on? Do you fly over the table? Is that what you're about to do? Are you going to throw a glass or something?

Speaker 1 She's like, do not play with me.

Speaker 1 Wendy's like,

Speaker 1 I'm going to step in here. Another audition round, come and gone and fail.
And Wendy's like, pass the peschudo.

Speaker 1 well I don't understand what's going on it's like okay so after that little exchange with the filter right then we take the group photo with mr.

Speaker 1 Sonny and he wanted her to stand next to him and Angel you thought because you commented it on with us as well you said this feels like being a wag being in the public right now right did you not say that she goes yes I did say that well Tia was worried about you feeling offended and she didn't mean it And then we see this picture that they took.

Speaker 1 And let me just say, I don't believe that Jazzy does not filter her pictures because this picture, we see what an unfiltered Jazzy picture looks like. And it was not good.

Speaker 1 So I was like, well, listen, we let's just all use filters and not give each other shit about it because I feel like filters are allowed. So then, um, but this is also so stupid.

Speaker 1 Like, who cares if you thought you were hot? How is that going to affect your marriage? You went to a restaurant and the guy who owns it thought you were hot. How is saying that

Speaker 1 in your marriage? That's silly. My theory is that there's been infidelity in that, in that marriage.
And so any sort of like

Speaker 1 reference or insinuation about

Speaker 1 infidelity is like just a massive trigger that causes her to lose her mind. And that's what happened here because this was so overkill.
And Tia explains it. She's like, look.

Speaker 1 He thought you were beautiful. And I made a joke.
Like, you know, you have to tell Darius that he has competition. And like, you know, and then when I said that, her whole face changed and everything.

Speaker 1 Jessica, this is not a joke. She's like, can I please finish? That's my huma, princess huma.
She doesn't know me. Do I have to explain tongue-in-cheek again? Okay.

Speaker 1 I'll be happy to. I'll do it if you'll follow.
She's mulched. She goes, my man does not have competition.
You don't laugh and say the owner of that restaurant was quite fond of you.

Speaker 1 And then Kieran's like, it was tongue-in-cheek.

Speaker 1 There we go with the tongue-in-cheek again.

Speaker 1 Like, don't start this.

Speaker 1 You're going to cause new mayhem and confusion. Okay.

Speaker 1 So Angel's like, um, yeah, but guys, this is Mr. Sunshine we're talking about.
Okay. Like, did you see the man? And Kieran says, yeah, Jazzy.
We clearly know that man is not competition. Okay.

Speaker 1 We're talking about a man with two teeth and two dreads. Okay.
I don't even, how did this even escalate?

Speaker 1 Even, I mean, even Kierna was like, whoa. But boy, Mr.
Sunshine. You know, Mr.
Sunshine's got the whole town gathered to watch him on this show.

Speaker 1 And then they're like, look at that man with his two teeth and his two dreads. No, it's fucking Mr.
Sunshine. He's like, I wasted so many shots on these girls.
I know.

Speaker 1 And they cut to like a shot of Mr. Sunshine smiling.

Speaker 1 And then you see Darius smiling. And he has like, when he smiles, he has that smile.
You know, that smiley face smile they sometimes do that make it look like a smile is actually like

Speaker 1 happier than usual. He was like full on smiley face graphic design.
And I was just like,

Speaker 1 Jazzy, are you really, are you really, do you really think they're implying that you or

Speaker 1 is Jazzy upset that she thinks Darius is going to watch this and think that jazzy and mr sunshine have a thing going on that's probably what it is that is honestly honestly i think you're putting too much thought into this i think jazzy's just trying to start something because it's jazzy she's been trying she's trying you know and i i give her credit audition seasoned you come out you try a song you try another song you try another song but at some point you have to learn to sing because they're all failing all the songs are failing how many chances do you get dj jazzy jeff and the fresh princess a reference to Tia, guys.

Speaker 1 Wordplay is so fun. So Jazzy is like, learning that Darius had lied to me was one of the hardest times of my life.

Speaker 1 We have two counselors, one is a pastor, and then we have another one here in Maryland. So naturally, triggered by Mr.
Sunshine, a deep threat to my relationship.

Speaker 1 Yes. And this was a flashback to her telling Giselle at lunch this.
And so we come back and Giselle's like, well, look, you know,

Speaker 1 we know that your partner has done some stuff that they shouldn't have done. And I can relate to that

Speaker 1 because I've been with Pastor Holy Hora. And it takes a lot of trust that you have to rebuild.
But to comfort here with a fork, ma'am, that's a little too much.

Speaker 1 I'm just like, well, I'm so sorry I offended you.

Speaker 1 I did not mean to disrespect your marriage, your fiancé, your relationship, any of it. Any of it.

Speaker 1 Okay,

Speaker 1 Jazzy, do you accept her apology? Yeah. She's like, I accept it, but don't be a shady motherfucker.

Speaker 1 She she says now she's starting to smile well can i do light shade i just have to figure it out like i could do light shade right and like they're all laughing and she's oh but by the way guys i am very offended by you marking my accent and then they're staring at her stares and they're like oh no and she's like just joking just joking that was light shade princess shade

Speaker 1 So they're laughing and then there's like a snort. Someone snorts and it's like, oh my God, that's funny.

Speaker 1 And so Wendy's getting tired because she needs her antibiotics and she's like a little lethargic right now. And then they're enjoying their food and they're just like talking, joking about their food.

Speaker 1 And they're kind of like settling down there. And now the

Speaker 1 dinner party is coming up and they're talking about that. So now we see everybody

Speaker 1 go. Okay, so they go back to the villa in the van.
So then 30 minutes later,

Speaker 1 the screen fades to black. And it says cameras and audio break to travel to the resort.

Speaker 1 And Stacey tells us, after dinner, we were on our way back to the Ara Villa and cameras were down and mics are off. And we hear Angel and Jazzy in this heated conversation.

Speaker 1 And you can tell emotions are high.

Speaker 1 And Angel's saying she's very jealous of me. And Jazzy's saying it was very clear something was going on.
And then we hear Angel go, she's a snaggle-toothed, stringy-haired, hot piece of trash.

Speaker 1 And that bitch is ugly. And this is who you're talking about.
So now you know, are you kidding me? Look at her picture. Look at this ugly bitch's picture.

Speaker 1 So Stacey goes, they're talking about someone who's really trying to harm Angel's family. And all I could think about was, I hope it's not Arabella.

Speaker 1 Oh my God, this person was trying to talk to Bobby, I guess. I don't know what's going on.
Oh, child.

Speaker 1 So Angel is really seeming mad. Now it's Jazzy's bachelorette party and

Speaker 1 it's the slut party, guys. Okay, so we have to dress in the slutty themed outfit.
And last time we saw this was when Candace found out that Ashley was going to write a letter in support of Monique.

Speaker 1 Dung, dun, dung. That's right.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 people are meeting up and Stacy is kind of like wearing, it's not a journdle, but it's like a little Oktoberfest. You know, it's not that slutty.

Speaker 1 It's just like a, it's just like a German

Speaker 1 beer, beer maiden out of like beer garden that like hits like slightly above the knees or at the knees. October fest.
What a slutty day.

Speaker 1 This is my interpretation of sluttish nightwear.

Speaker 1 Wendy's like, okay. Meanwhile, Wendy's like in leather and her boobs are out and like she's got like body oil on and like like

Speaker 1 almost everything is showing. She's like, uh, okay.

Speaker 1 That's, that's, I guess, an interpretation of slutty.

Speaker 1 Yes. And so now everybody's checking each other's outfits out.
And Giselle is the ringmaster of a

Speaker 1 And let's see, what is everybody?

Speaker 1 Ashley is an astronaut. Wacky.

Speaker 1 This is fun and games. So this is where we get funny music and funny titles and funny voiceovers.
And someone used the video effect on Final Cut, which makes it look like old TV. It's like

Speaker 1 we call this filler material.

Speaker 1 Yes, and then Tia comes out in like a full robe and they're like, how is that slutty?

Speaker 1 And she's like, well, if I move my robe over to the side, you can see I'm wearing some hold-on fishineta stockings what is this pornography

Speaker 1 this will get you banished from any royal palace in nigeria

Speaker 1 so then uh everyone's like okay yeah

Speaker 1 and then it's just more of these like these

Speaker 1 these titles that they're giving each other and it goes for a long time and then they have straws

Speaker 1 A really long time. I was like, please don't let this be a harbinger of things to come.
They have straws that have like vaginas on them. and Tia's like, oh, look at that.
Look at these.

Speaker 1 It's like the Libya. I mean, the Labia.
The Labia. Libya is a country.
Oh, God. What the hell is wrong with me? Wax.

Speaker 1 Let's start games. Who here hates Stacey? Raise your hand.
Gotta love this game.

Speaker 1 Angel is dressed as an angel. And she tells us, I'm trying to muster enthusiasm because I'm very excited for Jazzy to get married.
But I'm really bothered by a conversation that we just had.

Speaker 1 and i'm tired

Speaker 1 seriously angel also like is is the is her out her outfits giving more halloween costume than it is slutty to me right like i guess that's like a slutty halloween costume but like the angel wings i don't know didn't really land as that

Speaker 1 just it's not that it was slutty or unslutty it just didn't seem like the right

Speaker 1 the right execution of the of the theme

Speaker 1 yeah no um

Speaker 1 yeah i just i don't know slightly outfit

Speaker 1 what are you gonna wear i'll wear my captain crunch underwear that's all that's all you're getting that's all i've got

Speaker 1 i'm like scrolling through all this stuff i can't even like it's just oh yeah there it is it's it was do you know how much i had to scroll through of this silliness just to get to the part that you mentioned with angel being sad there's so i just did it and guess what it's time to scroll some more so let's keep it took like 20 minutes long scrolling scrolling parties so they're all having fun times okay they're doing silly things.

Speaker 1 Ashley

Speaker 1 takes a chocolate pen and she writes something on Jazzy's chest and then she licks it off.

Speaker 1 And it's like, you know, ooh,

Speaker 1 lesbian-ish. And it's exciting.

Speaker 1 What's her button? Stacy smack. She spanks.
She spanks someone, you know, in German. So she's like, she's funny.

Speaker 1 Cause Beta is German.

Speaker 1 So they do. I like, you're a bad girl.

Speaker 1 I like when she says, I'm going to do it the German way, which means hard and accurately.

Speaker 1 So it's all fun. And they're all having a great time.
I will say one thing that does not seem fake is that they're all laughing. They're hooting and hollering.

Speaker 1 They're having just like just the best time ever. And now it's time for Angel to do something fun and wild.

Speaker 1 So she, Tia's like, ooh, look, this is fun. This is going to be really fun.
And Angel's like, okay, you know what your crime is, Jazzy? She goes, what?

Speaker 1 Having a big mouth. Everyone's like, oh,

Speaker 1 it's a fight.

Speaker 1 Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 1 So Jazzy's like, wait, do I have a big mouth? Maybe that's why I'm getting married.

Speaker 1 Which is a good save. Good save.
Yeah. Yeah.
Try to make love of it, you know. And so Angel goes, all right, that's that.

Speaker 1 So then she's double-jointed. So she has her cuffs on, but then she brings she brings her arms over her head and everyone's like, oh my God, that was amazing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because

Speaker 1 Angel had put her in handcuffs. And so it's actually kind of funny because Jazzy's kind of like Cirque du Soleil move kind of overshadowed Angel's attempt to sort of fight.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like, oh my God, look at Jazzy. She's double jointed.
She's double jointed. Angel's like, but like, I'm sad.
Does anyone want to talk about it?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So she's moving past it. But of course, Giselle's not going to let her move past it it because

Speaker 1 they need content, you know? So she's like, okay, yeah. So you have a big mouth because you just have a big mouth because Darius is happy?

Speaker 1 Or do you have a big mouth because she's said something that she's not supposed to say? Yeah. And Angel's like, not to you guys.

Speaker 1 Okay. So she's like, it's no shade.
She has a big mouth, but this is your bachelorette, Jazzy. Let's have some fun.
And Wendy's like, what do you mean, big mouth? I have a question.

Speaker 1 What were you guys talking about on the golf quads? Does this have to do with big mouth? Because Angel, I've never heard you like that before.

Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, because, you know, now you're getting to know me, right, everybody? And I just don't normally talk to you. I just normally don't talk like that, do I?

Speaker 1 But, you know, I just

Speaker 1 somebody messaged her about me and they gave her some incorrect information that she brought to me.

Speaker 1 So Jazzy is like, I pulled her to the side and I said to her, I heard that there were some instances where she really made people feel excluded and left out, but that's not the angel who showed me who she is.

Speaker 1 That's not my experience with her. And so Jazzy tells us, you know, me and Angel, we know a lot of the same people.

Speaker 1 And I didn't ask for information, but some of the people reached out to me and gave me the background on her. And they told me that she's not the nicest person.

Speaker 1 So Angel goes, I'm going to take over now. Elder, elder wag here.
Okay. I don't know if you guys will understand the story because you're not wags, but I'll try my best.

Speaker 1 It's like, it's like, you know, Denzel saying to Tom Hanks in Philadelphia, speak to me like I'm a six-year-old. Am I right? Okay.
Wag talk now. Okay.

Speaker 1 So when I first started dating Bobby, he's a football player. You guys follow that part? I know it, non-wags.
Okay.

Speaker 1 A young lady reached out to me to welcome me into the circle in Chicago and I started being friends with her.

Speaker 1 And then all of a sudden, his agent and his financial advisor and his mentor called him on three ways to say that I had stolen money from his account, that I had hidden and I had hidden birth controls so that I could get pregnant with Bobby without his knowledge.

Speaker 1 And basically this girl relayed information to Bobby's agent. You guys know that like sports agents are different than like entertainment agents.

Speaker 1 Doing a wag check-in real quickly. Okay.
And then like when I found out that she did this, I let her have it for sure. And was it another wag wag that came to you? Was it Jazzy?

Speaker 1 Okay, what is this story? Okay, this is crazy. So the agent, the financial advisor, and the mentor called him on three-way to say she had stolen money from his account.

Speaker 1 Wouldn't the financial advisor have access to his account and know if this was true or not?

Speaker 1 But they're like, okay, this girl's talking about you. So Jazzy says, yeah, it was another wag who had an eyewitness to how you treated another person.

Speaker 1 And the things I heard was that she had a reputation of being mean and nasty to someone. And I didn't have the back story.

Speaker 1 So it was concerning for me, especially after I got wind of saying that she didn't want me to come on this trip. So I'm like, should I be confident getting close to this person?

Speaker 1 And so did Jazzy tell her that all that the woman said all this stuff? No, Jazzy just said, I heard you were mean. But then Angel's like, oh, really? Well, let me tell you what this woman did.

Speaker 1 She accused me of getting pregnant on purpose, tricking my husband and stealing 30,000. Angel, what are you doing? You are so bad at this.
Why would you bring that onto camera? You idiots.

Speaker 1 None of this was going to be brought onto camera. She did this.
So true. It's idiotic.

Speaker 1 She could have said, yeah, there was this wag who like I had a falling out with and she was accusing me of all these crazy things that I did not do. And now she's trying to go to Jazzy and be messy.

Speaker 1 And I had to let her know that this woman is like a skank. But instead, she like gives all these details.
And on on top of that, and then Ashley's like,

Speaker 1 Really, the women don't even seem to care because they're just more like, but you realize, Ashley's like, but you realize, like, she brought you off camera instead of in the group because, like, we normally do things in the group and we humiliate each other.

Speaker 1 The fact that she didn't want to humiliate you is like kind of a big thing. Like, this is her audition season, like, she could have gone to town on you, and like, you're like, not even realizing it.

Speaker 1 Angel's like,

Speaker 1 you have to understand.

Speaker 1 I'm just, what's the word I'm looking for?

Speaker 1 Starts with a T. I feel like I never say it.
It's just not like me to say it. I'm tired at this point.
I'm tired. TMO?

Speaker 1 No, no, it's tired. T-Mo tired? No.

Speaker 1 That doesn't even make sense. I don't know why you said that.
So Ash is like, but babe, I mean, you're married and you have two beautiful children. Ash is kind of like, look at the scoreboard.

Speaker 1 You've won. Like, you're doing things.
He didn't care. Yeah.
And Stacey's like, when did this incident happen? How many years ago? Was it before or after Arbella?

Speaker 1 And she's like, it happened in 2016 and she goes who cares

Speaker 1 and she tells us as she goes who cares if you stole 30 grand from bobby he still married you i mean geez relax i like that they're all just assuming that she did steal the 30 000 they're like why are you crying about it you got 30 grand

Speaker 1 Yeah, this like potential scandal like doesn't even like land with this

Speaker 1 stupid because she brings it up herself. Like Jazzy never even was going to bring this up, but she brings it up and then brings up all the details.
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Jazzy's like, you know, I thought it was important to kind of pull her aside and be like, hey, girl, after getting this, you know, like, I think you're great. And I'm glad that I didn't prejudge you.

Speaker 1 And Giselle's like, so you're being upset right now, which obviously you are. And rightly so, it's about the situation, not at Jazzy, right? And Angel's like, I don't know.
They're like, what?

Speaker 1 Why would you be upset at Jazzy? I think Angel is so in her head. I think she's playing a game of survivor and no one else is.

Speaker 1 And she's just thinking, someone has gotten into her head, probably kierna got into her head and said you have to have your guard up with these girls at all time because anything they say or do is setting you up for an attack you're never safe don't trust anyone everything

Speaker 1 will be used against you and i think that angel is trying to play like 3d chess with everyone and try to stay like one step ahead but what she doesn't realize is people aren't even playing checkers they just they they already put the the game away and they left the cafe like but she's she's like so paranoid that she's now spiraling out of control Yeah, I think she figures, well, okay, now they're going to bring up, now this girl has gotten to Jazzy.

Speaker 1 So then either Jazzy is going to bring it up or they're going to bring this girl on to corner me about all of this stuff

Speaker 1 on camera. Yeah.
And Bobby's going to get mad. Yada, yada.

Speaker 1 So she explains to us that she doesn't know Jazzy for her to bring up something hurtful to her and her family in the past.

Speaker 1 She's really bothered because, you know, she tried to go on a fact-finding mission to find out anything negative that she could about me

Speaker 1 like this is what I'm saying she is she is she's adding that to the situation just like if you're trying to her angels whole thing is I want you guys to get to know me for who I am well you should also I think like go out on a limb a little bit and just trust that Jazzy was trying to do the right thing by you and then if she wasn't you can be mad at her then but don't like whip up a potential scenario that you have no proof of and then use that against her and then you're going to cause bad blood.

Speaker 1 And then Jazzy's not going to like you. And then you'll be like, see, I knew it.
She never liked me in the first place. I knew I shouldn't have trusted her.

Speaker 1 It's like, give her the benefit of the doubt. If you're trying to build relationships with people, you got to like, you know, lean in a little bit.

Speaker 1 And this pro this might have come up because Wendy would have been at some point, Wendy would have said, what were you guys talking about in the van? Okay.

Speaker 1 So it would have come up, but it hadn't even come up.

Speaker 1 She herself was just like, you have a big mouth and that's why you're getting handcuffed, like begging them to ask her. So I just don't know.
She's just not very good at this. I think.

Speaker 1 I think sometimes it's just as simple as that, you know? So, of course, her response is like, I'm leaving. And she gets all upset.
And you're leaving?

Speaker 1 And she's like, Yeah, you guys have fun at your bachelorette party, but I'm leaving. So she goes and she's crying.
And of course, stops the whole party, which wasn't that great anyway.

Speaker 1 But she stops the party. And now everybody has to stand around and be like, oh, my God, what's wrong with angels? Anybody going to follow angel?

Speaker 1 So such such a bad housewife. She's like a malfunctioning housewife.
She's not even a bad housewife. She's malfunctioning.
And I don't like know what's wrong with her.

Speaker 1 I just like, she's so bad at this. That's why I'm like, I actually think she's so bad.
It's funny. Like, it's, it's hilarious to me how much she is screwing up everything.

Speaker 1 Like, there's some housewives that are just bad and it's like not funny. You know, Gina and Emily.
But then there's some who are just like,

Speaker 1 what, what are you, you're like, what are you trying to achieve? I don't even understand you right now. Like, you're so, you're so mystifying to me that I can't help but laugh.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So, she's outside crying.
And so, of course, Kirina goes to follow her. And she's like, I'm talking to Bobby right now.

Speaker 1 I'm just, I'm talking to Bobby. And she goes, I know, but is everything okay? She's like, everything's fine.
Just please let me talk to Bobby. And now Giselle comes out.

Speaker 1 She's like, she's talking to her husband. She goes, okay, yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 She's like, by the way, she was telling Bobby.

Speaker 1 By the way, both of them do just like a very perfunctory check-in. Like, Kierana barely even seems, it seems like she didn't even want to go out there.

Speaker 1 Notice that when Angel left, Kierana just sat there. And then finally, Kiarna goes out to check on her.
But Angel is telling Bobby, I'm just tired. Oh, was shocked.

Speaker 1 I'm just tired from the constant back and forth inquisition of me.

Speaker 1 No one was inquisitioning you. You brought it up in the middle of a time when everyone was having fun and laughing and bonding.
And you brought it up.

Speaker 1 So Kiarna says that they're bonded because they're both overwhelmed by being new to the group. Like, Kierana, you're here three years.
Stop.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 then

Speaker 1 back inside, the ladies are worried about angels. So now it all becomes about worried about the crying person.
And Kierana's like, guys, she's in a fragile space. Okay, guys, just leave her alone.

Speaker 1 And Wendy's like, well, look, I know the walls of engagement with this whoop. Okay.
And Jazzy could have brought that up in front of us, but she did it.

Speaker 1 She did it with Solid by doing it behind the cameras. And so everyone's

Speaker 1 like, Jazzy, you did great. You did great, Jazzy.
Congratulations.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like what Jazzy did was actually like, that's a fireball offense, really.
Like, Jazzy sacrificed her. Maybe that's why she's not a wife.

Speaker 1 Maybe that's why she's a friend of because she did something off-camera like that. But they like, they're really treating Jazzy like she is a military hero at this point.

Speaker 1 Like what you did, the sacrifice you made,

Speaker 1 the way you found Matt Damon in the middle of France, Jazzy. We will always remember you and your sacrifice.
Yeah. And the episode ends with Wendy being like, told you she sucked.
Look at her.

Speaker 1 Like all she's doing is crying. My God.
Like she sucks so hard. She sucks so hard.
And the first episode, I thought she somehow I actually thought she had potential.

Speaker 1 I think if you go back, you listen to recap, I actually sound positive on Angel. And now I'm like, oh my God, Angel, what, what a waste.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm not amused. I'm just like, get rid of her.
I think if they're going to bring this many people onto audition, they just need to start cutting people like in an audition, you know?

Speaker 1 person in the blue stay everybody else go

Speaker 1 well guess what monique monique samuels is back next week so everyone can get excited for that which it's funny because i actually believe controversially i never thought monique samuels was like an amazing housewife i always thought she was very mid-pack but they're treating her turn as if like

Speaker 1 everyone it's the moment you've been waiting for monique samuels i was like oh okay great i mean i'm happy to see her i genuinely enjoy that it's good because it's oh she left with a bang she left with a bang her binder moment was like a truly iconic moment.

Speaker 1 And if she can come back with that energy, I'm down for it. Yeah, and it's a big episode because not only is Monique coming back, so is Giselle's bodyguard, presumably.
So that'll be fun. Oh,

Speaker 1 and so is Ashley Darby's drag king persona. So top bang, is that what the name of it was? Top King.
Top of the morning to you. That's Shannon.

Speaker 1 Hell.

Speaker 1 We know what Shannon's drag king personality is, and it's Brent Michaels. Yeah.
Just as long as they they don't bring back Lydia's drag king personality. That's all I want.

Speaker 1 Just keep that tucked away.

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