#3065 RHOSLC S608: Girl War Z

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Speaker 1 Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all the crap we love to talk about on ye old bruvs. I'm Ronnie, and that is the gorgeous and talented Ben Mantelker over there.

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Isn't this fun? Yeah, you do have your Fudge College going on. That's a cute.
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Speaker 1 This is a Real Housewives of salt lake city episode uh monday we will be doing amazon live at 4 p.m pacific time and then we're off to bravo con bravo con we are moderating the next gen nyc panel it's the last panel of the entire con

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Speaker 1 So we're excited for that and just gearing up to go into holiday time. So many things are happening.
We got the Vanderpump Rules trailer this week. We just did a trailer trash for that.

Speaker 1 We got the Beverly Hills trailer yesterday. So we'll do that for next week's bonus episode.
So yeah, lots of crazy stuff leading into this year that's about to be new. Wow.
We're new.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 But today

Speaker 1 we've got Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6, Episode 8.

Speaker 1 Talk about this ones that are about to be new, right?

Speaker 1 Every moment, you never know when a new face is going to pop off one of these people. You know, it's like cutting off the, cutting off a worm.
It just grows back the other way. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or like total recall where the face opens up and there's a face inside

Speaker 1 yeah or like that movie face off

Speaker 1 i want to take your face off god i love that movie people don't realize this about me i talk about gay movies all the time big business soap dish bullets over broadway what people don't know is that i love

Speaker 1 face off i love that movie i remember seeing it in the theaters and i was like My mind has been blown. I don't think I've ever seen such a good action movie.

Speaker 1 And to this day, it is probably my number one favorite action movie. I even have the score.
I have have the soundtrack. I have the orchestral soundtrack to an action movie.
It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 I love that movie so much. It's a little insight into me.
Yeah, well, there you go. You've never even had facial work.
You see?

Speaker 1 Can't wait till you actually get it. Justice, justice for CCH Pounder's character.
That's all I have to say. You know what? Justice for all of C.
Ch Pounder's character.

Speaker 1 Like, does she ever get justice in anything?

Speaker 1 She never does. She's always getting the raw end of the stick and everything.

Speaker 1 Okay, so here here we are on the below deck down under crossover. It's day two.
Dun dun dun.

Speaker 1 So the crew's prepping for breakfast. So all we hear is squeaking.
You know, it's like squeak, squeak, squeak while they're squeaking the boat. And Bronwyn has slept outside.

Speaker 1 And she slept outside in Melissa Gorga's Italy pajamas, you know, because there's lemons all over them. And she's just out there sleeping.
sleeping outside, which is kind of sad.

Speaker 1 But the other option was sleeping with Brittany. So well, I also want to just like, I also want to put something out there.
I want to propose something.

Speaker 1 She had a third option, which is to sleep on the sofa inside in the living room. Like, why not? Why not? Why did you, why did you sleep on a chair

Speaker 1 under the elements where you got rained on overnight? Like, you know, there was a perfectly good sofa indoors that we've seen other people on Blow Deck sleep on.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't know, but I think it sounds nice, you know, whenever you're on a trip like that, where you're like, oh, I'm going to sleep under the stars and wow, a luxury.

Speaker 1 And then it rains on your ass. Yeah.
Wow. But then there was a fourth option, too, which is to tell Brittany, oh, I heard that on this boat, lots of dicks shows up in the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 It's like the Santa Claus of dick. Just dick.
Dick's going to be coming on this boat. Nobody knows when.
Nobody knows where, but they generally party outside. And Brittany will just stay out there.

Speaker 1 Dicker Claus. You know, yeah, just say that Jared Osmond is waiting for her on the deck and she'll just go running out there and then just lock the door behind her.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Or just say, oh, you know what?

Speaker 1 Your daughter is going to be calling me to ask you questions in the middle of the night, but I don't get reception outside.

Speaker 1 She'd just go out there. Yeah, exactly.
Oh, Andrew Lloyd Weber's outside. Oh my God.
Let her run out there. There's so many ways to trick Brittany.

Speaker 1 The fact that the fact that Bronwyn wasn't able to actually do that to her is upsetting in many ways because I feel like it's an easy victory for Bronwyn.

Speaker 1 But also, for people who don't watch Below Deck, I'm hoping that there was a scene on a recent Blow Deck where captain carry fooled a very drunk person into going into a room and then he locked her in the room and i want that to become a trope i want that like at least once per season someone gets tricked into a room and then they get stuck in there and i feel like this is a real way to kind of like amp that up and and ronwen could have done that and and didn't Alas, she didn't.

Speaker 1 So she's waking up on the deck and she's like, oh, my guys, guys, have you, am I on your way? Am I on your way?

Speaker 1 Sorry, I had to sleep outside. They stuck me with a horrible slut.
So I had to sleep outside instead. It rained on my head.
So that was, that was great. It was probably, it was Lisa's fault.

Speaker 1 Lisa did this to me.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 can I have some water and a Dr. Pepper? That would be great.
I know it's weird, but you know, I also am someone who wears inflatable dinosaur costumes at the airport and married a grandfather.

Speaker 1 So, you know, weird is kind of my thing. So then

Speaker 1 I don't identify with Bronwyn more. I like like really bad fashion and I also love Dr.
Pepper, but still don't really love her but dr.

Speaker 1 Pepper will you don't like tight asses you don't like tight asses and that's gonna negate all those other things

Speaker 1 yeah I guess so then we go to Heather and Whitney and they're waking up and Heather's pulling the whole like what even happened last night oh we're not falling for that again miss black eye black eye storyline black eye tease So then Whitney is like, she's like, we drank a lot.

Speaker 1 And Heather goes, yeah, what happened? You were a baller.

Speaker 1 There was nothing that happened in last night's episode that

Speaker 1 said that heather was a baller not even if you were on heather's side not even if you didn't believe she was gaslighting lisa barlow there's nothing baller about anything that happened last night and so heather's like but they love it because they're always planning on every season that's like let's go after lisa let's go after lisa they do it and they're like you did great you were a baller

Speaker 1 The thing is with Lisa, she's our good friend in this sisterhood of women.

Speaker 1 And I don't want her to like look at our friendships like it's a scorecard, you know, count our money, know all of our dirty deeds, you know, all the skeletons in our closet.

Speaker 1 If she's our friend, then be a friend.

Speaker 1 Says the woman who sat down and pointed a finger at Lisa Barlow on national television and said, you leaked everything to the press and then acts shocked that Lisa Barlow was like upset at her.

Speaker 1 And then she's going to be like, but I'm being a friend to you right now. I don't know.
This is not me being Team Lisa.

Speaker 1 This is just me being team Heather's totally ridiculous, hilarious and ridiculous in the last episode so we our friend hannah is over here staying with me for a few days with her family and so that last night was our first day here and we had a great time and of course we have to watch housewives together because that's what you do with one of your friends you know it's like let's

Speaker 1 Let's sit down and bond again over one of our favorite things to bond over, housewives. So we had a few glasses of wine and and ripped some housewives.

Speaker 1 And so she was she's been traveling for a few weeks, so she hasn't seen the last few episodes. So we watched three episodes before this.

Speaker 1 When I tell you how obvious it is what Heather's doing, especially when you know what's going on now, and then when you watch all the episodes leading up to this, and if you think about the whole season of what she's been doing, what she does kind of every season, which has been the whole season, Heather's been going, you know, I just love Lisa so much,

Speaker 1 but we all know Lisa and we know what Lisa does.

Speaker 1 She spreads stories, she digs up the dirt, she just digs up the dirt, and then she brings the dirt but it's always you guys bringing the dirt and then blaming lisa but she's been laying the foundation for this the whole season very clearly in every episode i don't know what lisa's laying the dirt about but it's something and then uh oh it's bronwen it must have been lisa i mean it's just so heavy handed what she's been doing the whole time and then we were watching the episode i guess it was last week when they were confronting Bronwyn when Bronwyn comes to the lunch table and when he's like yeah but how are you bronwen

Speaker 1 And so they start asking her and it's Heather who's grilling her with every single question.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, this one, this arrest was this time, but then you had this other charge and this was only four years. So what about this charge? So it was her with all the details.

Speaker 1 Lisa wasn't even asking anything. She was just sitting there like, don't you guys have Twitter?

Speaker 1 I think Heather just wants to extricate herself from the Lisa Barlow friendship. And not even because she doesn't like Lisa Barlow.

Speaker 1 I think she just knows that like, like, you've got to shake it up every few seasons and be like, okay, this is the season where we fight. This is the season where we are friends.

Speaker 1 And I think she's ready to extricate herself, but she doesn't want to be the bad guy. She doesn't want the narrative of like, I don't know, we're totally friends.

Speaker 1 And then suddenly she stopped being friends with me.

Speaker 1 So she has been slowly building a narrative of like, I'm trying to be friends to this lady, but I'm having these nagging doubts that I don't want to believe.

Speaker 1 And I'm giving her every opportunity to prove me wrong. And all she does is prove me right.
And it's terrible, but I'm going to have to reluctantly leave this friendship.

Speaker 1 Like, that's what she's building up towards. And I kind of wish you'd be like, oh, just

Speaker 1 feud. Just chill.
My God, just chill. And I also think she's addicted to the fame she got from the Monica thing.
Like, I have just uncovered a huge scandal. I am the new detective of Bravo.

Speaker 1 And so now she wants to find some new mystery that she can get to the bottom of every year. It's like she's now in charge of whoever's been talking to the blogs, you know? So that's her big thing.

Speaker 1 Like, well, this season, we're going even closer in our investigations. We're going to to our own sisters.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think that's, there's, there's a little bit of an element of trying to chase the high of that season four finale. And, and that's,

Speaker 1 it'll be like, that was a generational finale. We're not going to see that for another like 10 or 15 years.
Yeah, so stop trying every single season to have another thing.

Speaker 1 And then Hannah's main question, I think, for the. for the episodes we watched was, what are the teeth? I guess because she's not used to watching on such a giant TV.

Speaker 1 And Heather and Brittany, I mean, those twin teeth coming out at you on HD is, is something else. It's given a little bit of like a dock from the Muppets.

Speaker 1 So Whitney is like, wow, you were down on that pad in the water for a long time. I know.
And I just kept saying, listen, this is where we're at. But she just said, I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 She just kept on saying it. So we see a flashback of them on the naughty boys, which is what those are called.

Speaker 1 I feel like I have to explain things to the non-below deck watchers because like we know the lingo, we sort of are like yachtis at this point.

Speaker 1 So they're on the naughty boys and lisa's like i'm going home oh i'm going the distance all the way to utah and heather's like you're not going home lisa barlow don't you ever ask me to admit something i would never do but like i think you're the source of the dirt lisa and i love that heather says it like Like, I'm being just a good friend to you right now, that this is what I honestly feel.

Speaker 1 And like, I'm being honest. Aren't I a good friend by accusing you of this thing

Speaker 1 that like probably just came from Reddit instead? She's like, yeah, I think you feed it and then you keep your hands clean. And she's like, No, I would never fucking do that.

Speaker 1 I would not even fucking know this

Speaker 1 because everyone tells you everything. Which, so what? So what? So people come to me to gossip.
So, how does that make me the originator of the gossip? I don't know. This is housewives.

Speaker 1 We're allowed to gossip. Leave me alone.
And she's like, I didn't leak it. I never leaked stuff.
Like, why am I blamed for everything?

Speaker 1 And she's like, because you know what? If I have a question about anything, I come to you, Lisa, Lisa, because you know that. Okay, so what are you mad at Wikipedia now too?

Speaker 1 Heather is trying to do some funky manipulation here where she's like, look, if I have a question or anything I want advice from, I go to you. And I don't know why you're shying away from that.

Speaker 1 It's a good thing that everyone wants to give you their privilege information and then that you spread it to the media. That's actually shows how much people trust you.

Speaker 1 Heather's. Heather's the way she keeps skewing this.
It's actually like reprehensible, but I find it to be so funny because it's so shameless.

Speaker 1 And I really do believe, and this is not any sort of bias towards anything or anyone.

Speaker 1 I really do believe that in this case, I do believe this was just stuff that like fellow internet sleuths have dug up. I just don't think that Lisa Barlow found this information.

Speaker 1 I think that she's just getting blamed for it because she doesn't know how to handle, she doesn't know how to handle herself in these situations. She always acts so guilty all the time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because really the accusation is, okay, if Lisa leaked it to the blogs, then the accusation there is that Lisa went and looked up all of this information, right? Like got a PRI person

Speaker 1 or

Speaker 1 whatever. Or is the accusation that she heard it from somebody, she heard it from one blogger in a DM and then leaked it to another blogger? I mean, I just don't understand even

Speaker 1 the accusation, but it is pretty funny watching Heather just totally commit to gaslighting, being like, but all you have to do is admit it.

Speaker 1 Listen, I'm saying that you're talented enough to be a mayor, a mayor of Betrayal Town. Okay, so you betray your sisters.
It's not that big of a deal. We've all got our quirks.

Speaker 1 All she had to do was admit it or say she was sorry for things she's done in the past or that she was going to make efforts moving forward, but she refused to even give us bullshit lines to get us to quiet down.

Speaker 1 She refused to do anything. She refused to be honest.
And that definitely changed our dynamic in this sisterhood. My fingers going back and forth.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so Whitney's like, well, but what do you do when someone, but we know that they're doing it, but then they say they're not doing it? Then what do you do?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you mean to say keep scoring every single thing in our lives? You want to take that line from the top, Wit?

Speaker 1 What do you do when someone says a score, but then you're like,

Speaker 1 what? What game is on? No, okay. No, no, we're going to use the metaphorical keep score.
Why don't give it another try, Wit. Stop bullying me just because I have red hair.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You just want to deny and deny and deny. And then after that, you deny and deny.
And then you're like Lisa. And she just denies and deny and deny and deny and deny.
Okay, Whitney, we get it.

Speaker 1 Oh, sorry. Like, what do you do at that point?

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Speaker 1 so then we go to Lisa and Meredith, and they're in bed.

Speaker 1 And you know, Meredith's trying to sleep, and Lisa is just, you know, going crazy while she's scrolling through her phone, like aggressively, you know, doing the like nervous scrolling.

Speaker 1 We're just so mad. You're like, oh my God, everyone's parties that you weren't invited to, just scrolling past.
And she's like, literally, literally, like, you know what I did last night?

Speaker 1 I learned like a lot about who people are. And it's fucking ugly.
Like, nobody would have something to like. No, what, no one would, you know, why would you say admit it?

Speaker 1 Like, that's not even a question. That's not a friendship.
It's fucking bullshit. It's bullshit where it is.
You know, what I can't take anymore.

Speaker 1 You know, and everyone's saying, like, I'm just hoping everyone wakes up and it's like, I was awful to my friend. I was awful to them, like you, Meredith.

Speaker 1 I hope you have a dream and remember how awful.

Speaker 1 I'm not, what are you talking about? Me, I did try to stand up for y'all.

Speaker 1 Meredith just has her mask on. She's like, takes it up, she puts it on her head.
She's like, what? What do you, what do you think I said, Lisa?

Speaker 1 I didn't use your words, but I, because I don't speak like you, but I gave them the same message, which is that when they were attacking you, I shrugged and said, well, I don't know about that, which I think was a very strident defense of you.

Speaker 1 When they came after you, I said, well, there are only so many coincidences. That's all I said.
It was basically, you know, a stump speech for you. So I don't know why you're upset.

Speaker 1 I basically said, well, I'll have to think this over later today at the mommy and me screening I'm having with my toddler when we go and see some movie at the multiplex.

Speaker 1 Haven't chosen the one just yet, but keep an eye out for what my review will be. Sorry.
Yeah, but you know what? It's like a different level of like, you know, respect and like support.

Speaker 1 So like you're just giving me like a different level of support than I need. Okay, like I need like a better level of support.
Don't tell me I don't support you. Okay, I'm sitting here and I'm trying.

Speaker 1 Did I not tell you to open up the hangar so the airport could come in with some food last night? And did you open up the hangar? No, you didn't. I have to ground my plane.
I did.

Speaker 1 And it's not fair to the people on that plane that they didn't have a hangar to land in, if you know what I'm saying. So I'm the only one who's trying and you're yelling at me.

Speaker 1 And that makes me angry and it hurts me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so we go to Bronwyn getting a, getting her Dr. Pepper on board with high-stress Daisy.
I just love watching like how Daisy's always so stressed.

Speaker 1 Like she's always, she's always kind of like moving back and forth on her feet like she's ready to run. Like it's a very high intensity like war going on.
She's always like watching birds.

Speaker 1 They're walking. They're walking down the hall, Captain.
They're walking down the hall, Captain. Here they come.

Speaker 1 Calm down. You know, like when birds walk around, because they're like so used to flying, but then when they walk around on the ground, they're like so skitterish.

Speaker 1 But they're like looking for like maybe that bread. And they're like, got to go.
And then they fly off. That's like Daisy looking for my bread.

Speaker 1 Can't find it. She's just so she's just so high intensity.
Even when she comes into the room to ask for food stuff, she's like, Mary, Mary, hi there. Mary, it's me, Daisy.

Speaker 1 Okay, so you don't want shrimp, but he's going to do a Wahoo. Is that okay for you? That's a whitefish.
Is that all right? All right. That's all right.
All right. That's all right.
All right.

Speaker 1 I'll get on it.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 get on the Wahoo emergency. Run off.

Speaker 1 But I got that done in time.

Speaker 1 So Brahm was saying, she's like, well, I slept on the deck last night because things aren't good with Brittany and me. She's mad at me for telling everybody what she said when we went shopping.

Speaker 1 And I'm irritated with her for running her mouth in general. Which is funny because it was Bromlin just last year who was being shady, talking with Heather, etc.

Speaker 1 And then Heather was like, I'm going to put Bromwin on blast for all the stuff that she was saying behind everyone's back in that car ride. And then Brom was like, I was just being shady.

Speaker 1 And now Brittany tries to do it. And Bromin just steps into the Heather role and outs her.
The difference is that Bromwyn is like, I mean, sorry, Brittany is like a hilarious punching bag.

Speaker 1 And so she just, they just, they just do this to her all over and over again. But it's nice to see that Bromwyn has

Speaker 1 no memory of the hell that she went through last season. She doesn't even have memory of what she went through this season with all the charges.

Speaker 1 I mean, she started this whole season being like, Lisa Barlow, you want to talk about, you want to talk about charges?

Speaker 1 You know, look at Lisa, look at Lisa Barlow and everything she's going through and all the money she owes. She's already forgotten that even.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 now we see we see a flashback to Bromwyn and Brittany getting ready for bed and Brittany being like, you know, if this is how we're going to sleep, this is going to be really hard for me to sleep.

Speaker 1 And she's like, you know what? I'm going to go sleep outside then because I'm going to go sleep on one of those chairs upstairs. And Brittany, I do not need this, Brittany.

Speaker 1 I do not need this from you. So I will not sleep with you.
I won't do it.

Speaker 1 So Bromwyn's like, yeah, pool chair. Shockingly enough.
It's not, it's not the most comfortable bed in the smack yacht that we're on, but whatever, I got reigned on.

Speaker 1 so then we see brittany i'm sorry whitney and brittany and heather and angie and they're on the mid-deck patio and angie who has just suffered through a day of puking is like uh like hello opa i feel like i missed out on such a great night luckily today will be wonderful no more puking and my hands will be fully intact by the end of the evening opa

Speaker 1 And then Lisa just comes out. She's like, hopa, look who's back from bed, dad.
Hi.

Speaker 1 And then everyone just stares at her like, oh my God, leave this here and they just all pause and it's like what what you guys she just like sits there stares at them playing with their with her hair and they're like you know what i'm gonna go check on breakfast i'm gonna go check on sisterhood breakfast so because we are women women deserve breakfast

Speaker 1 Can I come? I want to see if there's any musaka on the menu. I need to find something in the kitchen.
I've got to get juice or something, or I don't know, do my hair or something or another.

Speaker 1 Let me out of here.

Speaker 1 And I need to change into a swimsuit. I'm going to go too.

Speaker 1 Oh, you're already in a swimsuit. I'm going to go change in.
I'm going to go change into a suit swim.

Speaker 1 I'll be back too.

Speaker 1 Lisa's like, okay, really obvious. Really obvious, you guys.
So they all mean girl her. And then Brittany, she's left alone with Brittany.
Brittany comes out.

Speaker 1 And of course, Brittany's question is, but are we good, though? Are we good? I'm mad at me, right?

Speaker 1 Does anyone like me? God, no, I'm like, I'm totally gone.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm totally like fine like i would tell you if you like we weren't good right and if we weren't good i would either tell you or i'd just like tell a whole bunch of other people first okay and so brittany's like are you so mad at heather listen i talked to heather i love heather i love that and i love heather but what happened last night is like not okay it's like not okay

Speaker 1 yeah but the thing that really bugs me is that Bromlin and I were in a really good spot. This isn't about you, Brittany.
Jesus.

Speaker 1 So Bromlin and I were in a really good spot.

Speaker 1 I mean, like, we never hung out she asked to go shopping with her and then she uses everything against me and then we see a clip of that where stupid brittany's trying on clothes and bromwy's just like

Speaker 1 and how do you feel about meredith

Speaker 1 okay and how do you feel about lisa hater okay okay got it

Speaker 1 Yeah, got it, got it. So Brittany's like, I mean, she pulls it out of me like, ooh, I'll be nice to you and you just so you tell me things and then use it against me.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, Brittany, like she did it to you before and like you are responsible for you and the bottom line is like i've never done anything to bronwyn and she like lied about me when it came to the grandpa hunts and all last year she let people think i hurt her daughter and she asked me to do something and then that turned on the

Speaker 1 And by the way, Bronwyn can hear all of this because she's like sitting there with her Dr. Pepper upstairs, but she can hear everything that they're saying.

Speaker 1 So Brittany's like, wait, she asked you to reach out to the family? She goes, yes, she asked me to meet with the grandparents and to facilitate. It's in writing.
It's in writing. Dismissed.
Dismissed.

Speaker 1 And we see the text from Bromwin to Lisa, which says, Hi.

Speaker 1 And Quenn and I talked, uh-huh, nodding emoji. And if you, you know what? If you wouldn't mind reaching out to them and explaining that this came up, you know, G is willing to meet if they are.

Speaker 1 I'm so sorry to put you in the middle, but I know you are, you offered, and maybe it's the best way to approach them. Heart emoji, nodding emoji, nodding emoji, nodding emoji, nodding emoji.

Speaker 1 And Lisa responds with, I'm happy, Dow. I'm happy, Dow.
Yeah, I'll tell

Speaker 1 So then Angie and Mary are joining Brahmin on the upper deck. And Angie's like, hello, is this where you slept? No way, you really slept up here.
And she's like, yeah,

Speaker 1 but we should move. Cause if you want to talk shit about people, this is just a teeny tiny little boat.
And Brittany and Lisa are talking fucking loud about me downstairs.

Speaker 1 So to ensure that they have some privacy while they talk shit about me. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. I can hear every fucking word.

Speaker 1 Those two loudmouths just said that they mentioned grandparents and they mentioned Gwen. And I am livid now

Speaker 1 and maybe we should go over here so they can't hear me talking about them because i you know i'm gonna go talk about them but it's different because i'm doing it over in this section i'm not doing it where i was just drinking a dr pepper okay

Speaker 1 can you believe they're talking about me on my very own bed like sure they come into my home they come into my home to talk about me

Speaker 1 So they go sit with her and then Angie's like, why did you move out of your room? She's like, oh my God, Brittany, same shit with Brittany. I mean, I just, I reached out to Brittany.

Speaker 1 I said, let's go shopping. She told me Meredith has seizures and crashes out and screams at her.
And then she gets furious with me because I threw her under the bus.

Speaker 1 But then she says, I don't want to sleep with you. And I said, okay, well, you know what? I don't particularly want to sleep in our room either.

Speaker 1 So have fun sleeping next to a blow-up shark, you bitch.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You're vomiting.
Everyone else is screaming at each other. And I mean, it's just like, it's just the fucking truth, Angie.
You were vomiting for 18 hours.

Speaker 1 By the way, just to clarify again, in Brittany's feeble defense, she did not say Meredith was having seizures. She said Meredith gets so mad, it's like a seizure of emotion or whatever.

Speaker 1 It was like a seizure, but she didn't say that Meredith is having seizures. And Bronwyn totally misrepresented that.
But in a way, I'm glad because then we had last week.

Speaker 1 Like, there are people in my family who had a seizure, including my child.

Speaker 1 How dare you talk about my child?

Speaker 1 Seizures are not inherently funny, but the show somehow made them funny.

Speaker 1 So yeah, now Bron wins all mad that they were talking shit about her, you know, on the on the deck or whatever. So then Meredith and Meredith, Meredith, Heather, and Whitney join them.

Speaker 1 And now people are starting to feel seasick again because it's swaying a lot. So Lisa, Lisa comes out and she's trying to start kind of a new day.

Speaker 1 She's like, okay, guys, I might want some price slots. And everyone just looks at her like, oh my God, gross, Lisa Barlow's here.

Speaker 1 So then Heather's like, okay, guys, I think that today we should have a little break and have some fun. Today is an island adventure.

Speaker 1 We're going to go to the Tobago Key and we're going to snorkel, swim. This is a chance for us to disembark and, you know, just have zombie nights.
So let's have a great day today.

Speaker 1 Okay. What are you announcing that you need a positive day? You're the one starting fights.
I know.

Speaker 1 And I love the idea of like, hey, guys, let's just let's let's not fight today let's go have a zombie night instead

Speaker 1 that that'll solve everything so and just like i don't know if the yacht life is for me let's see uh and heather's like well you're getting your seed legs or as i call them your sisterhood legs so yeah so then bronwin's like hey listen um if you're you know can i just come stay in your room tonight mary and mary's like no absolutely not she goes with the that's a crowd two is a company Three is a crowd.

Speaker 1 Three is that's three people that might make fun of my farts. And it takes me a lot of time to open up to somebody.
And he's like, I mean, you can still sleep with me. I'm not going to hurt you.

Speaker 1 You're not going to hurt me. It's fine.
She's like, I'm not interested in sleeping in a bed that maybe you brought one of the crew into. And she's like, what? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Because last time I saw you up here, you were trying to get one of the crew to come downstairs with you. And she's like, No, I wasn't.
And we see the clip of Brittany flirting with Captain Jason.

Speaker 1 I was like,

Speaker 1 she is just flirty and she's no more flirty. In fact, she's significantly less flirty than Heather is with Captain Jason.
And this is crazy. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 This is a crazy character assassination on our sweet chantuse, Brittany.

Speaker 1 Well, she would have. I mean, Brittany would have bragged about it, first of all.
It wouldn't be such a slam. It's only a slam to Bronwyn.
She's like trying to slut shame.

Speaker 1 You can't shame the shameless. Okay.
Brittany's like, really? Someone came to my room? Who was it? Was I there? Why didn't anybody tell me they were in my room? I would have been in the room.

Speaker 1 Who were they? Tell me who they are. I'll get them right now.
I'll get them right now.

Speaker 1 But she's like, I didn't get laid. And then we see Captain Jason debuffing her, advances.

Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, did you or did you not? Mm-hmm. Tell Captain Jason, I'd love to get out of here.

Speaker 1 Got her. Got her.

Speaker 1 She's like, no. She's like, well, well, I mean, the girls were saying he is coming out of your room last night to me.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 terrible these girls are but then it turns out then brittany's like why are you even talking to me i don't know it's a bad idea

Speaker 1 so i looked at brittany's like why are you even talking to me meredith yes brittany

Speaker 1 brittany's saying that he was there to fix the ac which is not really the captain's duty but we do see a flashback that she's in her room and she's She has a toothbrush brush in her mouth, which is sort of suggestive.

Speaker 1 And she's like, it's really hot in here. I don't know.
Am I not doing the AC correctly? It's something I need a captain to help me with.

Speaker 1 he's like all right let's see what's in here oh i see the problem

Speaker 1 you've got your ac wrapped up in a kimono i'll just take that off and bring it back to my quarters thank you

Speaker 1 you too can have a kimono of captain jason kimodo at home for only 400 visit kimodo.com what's this kimono company again i forgot we looked it up i don't remember i sometimes forget 400 kimono i was like girl This kimono got to blow me?

Speaker 1 I don't think so, sir. I know.
I forget sometimes that our real households audience may not be familiar at all with the fact that Captain Jason is a fan of kimonos and sells them.

Speaker 1 But yeah, he loves them. He loves a kimono.

Speaker 1 Okay, so then we see him come to check her air conditioning, and no, no sexual stuff happened. And when he left, she was still standing there with her toothbrush hanging out of her mouth.

Speaker 1 So she's like, no one was in our room last night, just my little unicorn and me.

Speaker 1 Good night, baby. You are loved.
Loved. So Jared Esmond, TM,

Speaker 1 I'm a soldier of love. Like Uncle Donnie saying.
So Lisa is saying, okay, guys, enough with the pylon, okay? Captain Jason's not interested. It's like dumb, right? Like back me up on this, Daisy.

Speaker 1 Daisy, Daisy, okay. Why is she running around so much? Okay, Daisy, come on.
Is he interested? Say no. Say hard no.
Hard no, Daisy. She's like, ha, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 Honestly, I just try not to pay attention to anything the guys do on these boats anymore.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's like ridiculous. You know what?

Speaker 1 I want to stand up for my friend Brittany because like nobody wants to sleep with brittany am i right like nobody wants to sleep with her you know what if i was captain jason i wouldn't want my name dragged through the mud as someone who slept with brittany i mean look at her right brittany i'm sticking up for you it's like geez this is a

Speaker 1 this just invites bronwin to do her signature head nod slash adjust the sunglasses a little closer to her eyes set up to go oh come on i can't even sit on the deck without hearing you and brittany talking shit about me downstairs saying i'm I'm a snake.

Speaker 1 I've done this to Brittany before. I've done it to you, bringing up my fucking daughters and grandparents again.
How could you do that? Oh, God, here we go. How dare you bring up my daughter?

Speaker 1 How dare you?

Speaker 1 All she said was what happened. And for those of you who don't remember what happened, last year, Bronwyn had this whole storyline about the grandparents of her daughter.

Speaker 1 and how they mistreated her and this and that. Lisa knows the grandparents.

Speaker 1 So she had a really nice scene with Lisa where she talked about it and they brought up the fact that they could all reconcile. And then Bronwyn texted Lisa and said, Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 1 It would be great if you told them that we talked about this and maybe we can reconcile. And then Lisa does contact the grandparents.

Speaker 1 And then Bronwyn brings up on camera, like, you betrayed me by going to the grandparents. You completely betrayed me.
How dare you do this to my daughter? And totally

Speaker 1 misrepresented that, which she does everything on this show. And now she's

Speaker 1 misrepresenting what she heard again to make it sound like Lisa's sitting down there talking about her daughter.

Speaker 1 I do think that there's a good amount of misresenting on this show, too, where people misresenting things.

Speaker 1 Don't misresent me.

Speaker 1 Stop yelling at me. Stop yelling at me.
You are the queen of fucking

Speaker 1 yelling at people. So do not talk about my child or her grandparents again.
We had this agreement. And so we see them at like the Vita Tequila premiere lounge and where they're agreeing.

Speaker 1 Like Lisa says, I will never mention again. Full stop, full stop.
So Brahmin's like, and then you're standing on the back of the fucking boat saying it to Brittany.

Speaker 1 She's like, yeah, I did say it to Brittany. I did.
I did. Yeah.
Yeah, everyone. Yeah, I did.
Yeah. Thank you.
Thank you. She's like, stop talking about my fucking child.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about your child. I'm not talking about, I'm not talking about your child.

Speaker 1 You know what? Stop talking about it because I swear to God, I'm standing up now. And if you can't agree to not talk about people's kids, she's like, okay, this is deflecting.
Sit down. Just sit down.

Speaker 1 She's like, no, you're deflecting. You're deflecting.

Speaker 1 Mary's like, this would be a great time for Angie to go ahead and get back sick. Cause then we could go back to that quiet space and just be quiet.
That'd be great.

Speaker 1 Why do they keep misusing the word deflecting? She's not deflecting. She's saying, yeah, I said that.
She's like, you're deflecting. No, I said it.
You are deflecting. Yep, I said it.

Speaker 1 I don't think they know what deflecting means. So then Lisa's like, you know what? Okay, I don't want to say anything about anyone's kids.
I try really hard hard to do the right thing.

Speaker 1 Okay, and Andrew's like bullshit. You know what you do? You dig up dirt on people, Greek or not, and you talk about them behind their Greek backs, and you pretend to be their friend.

Speaker 1 And even just a few weeks ago, you were talking about Bronwyn with your hair over your face like this, saying, yeah, Todd was making out with one of my friends while parting the entire time.

Speaker 1 She's like, wait, wait. You know what? I didn't say it was one of my friends.
I didn't say it was one of my friends. If you're going to gossip about me, get the full story right.

Speaker 1 I told a waiter who wasn't even a friend.

Speaker 1 Are you fucking kidding me, Lisa? And she said, no, you said one of my hot friends. No, because she's not that hot.
She's actually one of my ugly friends. Sorry, you got the wrong friend.

Speaker 1 Tell the story right next time. Let me back up.

Speaker 1 About a month ago, Lisa had her charity luncheon, her clarity luncheon, sorry, where she kissed all of our athes.

Speaker 1 And so we see that of Lisa toasting, you know what, I love each and every one of you, even when I'm out of yo, like I still love yo. I still do, you guys.

Speaker 1 Hold on, let me comb my finger with two finger, my hair with two fingers. Let me comb it.
And Andy's like, and then we went to dinner at her club.

Speaker 1 So we sat there and then she pulled her hair over her face like this and said, Todd was making out with one of my friends while farting the entire time.

Speaker 1 I love the need to include the farting part too. Like the Todd is making out with one of my my friends is like a pretty big bomb to drop.

Speaker 1 And then she's like, and I'm also going to add that he farted the entire time.

Speaker 1 I guess this is the thing this season.

Speaker 1 Laughing

Speaker 1 so fucking hard at this. And I'm just imagining Todd at half.
Great. I told him not to go on this cruise to talk shit about me and Lisa Barlow.

Speaker 1 Now you've got this Greek one saying a fart while I make out with secretary.

Speaker 1 First of all, they were silenced, but deadly, so you can't trace it back to me. So I don't really know if it came from me in the first place.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And second of all, my doctor, doctor did say I have to check my hearing. So maybe we'll circle back to point number one.
But the point is, you don't know what worders do to a man's digestive system.

Speaker 1 Hey, you know what I got to say to you, Angie? The one who smelled it, nailed it.

Speaker 1 Is it possible?

Speaker 1 The one who denied it supplied it, though.

Speaker 1 Did you just eat my cherry? I'm sorry about that. It was a bad thing.
The one who did the rhyme committed the crime.

Speaker 1 Is it possible that Lisa's friend said, Oh my god, I just made out with an old fart? Is it possible that that's what happened?

Speaker 1 Oh my god, she was making out with Todd and he was farting the whole time.

Speaker 1 I just think that's so Todd

Speaker 1 to be making out, like,

Speaker 1 hold on, let me check my notifications on my palm pilot. See if anything came in.

Speaker 1 Um,

Speaker 1 so uh,

Speaker 1 so, and just like I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to tell Bronwyn.

Speaker 1 I didn't want to tell Bronwyn, especially like this, but Lisa coming across like she's a good friend and always tries to do the right thing. It's just bullshit.

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Speaker 1 So now I've thrown somebody else's marriage under the bus so bronwin's like um wait but you said he made out with someone i mean you you were dead to me lisa you were dead she's like oh my god you know what i grew up in new york so i know a lot of people

Speaker 1 and you know what it came from someone that i believe and i trust so i believe that it happened and i i you know what i repeated what i heard to angie and now we now you know we know angie's not a trustworthy batch and you know what i'm never gonna do that again

Speaker 1 and so bron was like you never say you're wrong i mean just admit it she goes i was wrong to say that about Todd, but you were wrong to talk about Gwen. So don't talk about my family.
Okay.

Speaker 1 But you know what? Okay, then I was wrong. Okay, well, you were wrong.
Why didn't you ever say you were wrong? But I, but, okay, but I was wrong. I'm sorry.
You never say you're wrong.

Speaker 1 Stop reflecting. But I was wrong.

Speaker 1 Lisa, you need to say you were wrong when you were wrong. But I was wrong.
You see, you're arguing with me now, Lisa. Just confess.

Speaker 1 This has nothing to do with me believing this rumor or being worried about this rumor. Because, of course, I, well, I don't believe he was making out with someone.
I do believe he was farting.

Speaker 1 But this proves that Lisa is spreading rumors about me and Todd's farting. And she's never going to stop trying to eviscerate every aspect of my life.
So, you know what? We're done.

Speaker 1 Todd, Todd, I'm trying to do my confessional.

Speaker 1 Well, sorry, I can't just sit on it the whole time. I'm not a hen.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow. So, Lisa goes, Do you repeat, Anjay, do you repeat all of our conversations?

Speaker 1 And Mary's like, if someone told me my husband was making out with someone while farting, I don't know which one I'd be more devastated about. I mean, both of it's just embarrassing.

Speaker 1 I mean, what's wrong with his intestines? Why is he farting? Oh, my God. Something's wrong.
I'm like, Mary, you're not one to talk.

Speaker 1 We saw last, we saw two episodes ago.

Speaker 1 How dare you bring up my farting? How dare you? How dare you? Also, you're married to your grandpa. I'm sure he farts a lot.
Please.

Speaker 1 So Heather's like, we need to put a pin in this and get off the boat. And Lisa's like, oh my God, you know, but don't tell anything to Angie.

Speaker 1 Geez, you can't even talk about somebody making out with somebody and farting the whole time. It's like crazy.
What kind of world are we living in?

Speaker 1 And Angie's like, no, do not talk about your friends like that. That's the lesson.

Speaker 1 That is the lesson. So Lisa goes, you say the meanest things.

Speaker 1 Don't say horrible shit about your friends. You say horrible shit.
You do, Angie. I feel sorry for you.
For real. I feel so sorry for you.

Speaker 1 Okay. I'd also like to point out that that was pre, um, that was pre-makeup, right?

Speaker 1 Because they went to the, that lounge and had that party when Lisa talked shit about Bromwyn before Bromwyn and her made up and agreed to not talk about each other.

Speaker 1 So that doesn't fall under the same agreement. That was later.

Speaker 1 That's fair. That's fair.
Wasn't that the second time? That was the first time that we saw the Vita tequila lounge.

Speaker 1 And then the second time was when they had their meeting when Lisa was in her pajamas. That's when they know you're right, you're right.
So, whatever.

Speaker 1 So, then we go to Bronwyn in her bed, and she hears an echo of Todd's voice, like, Hey, did someone smell something? I don't. Thank God, my nose doesn't work.
I'll tell you who's feeling something.

Speaker 1 Those beans jumping around my tummy, what is it? The fiesta going on down there. This is the Cinco Denayo.

Speaker 1 It's on, it's unclear to me why you want to spend time with these people. Don't come home complaining that you and Lisa got into a fart.

Speaker 1 I should have known this was coming because Todd knew this was coming. I mean, not the farting while he was making out with somebody part, but yeah, he knew.
And Lisa got exactly what she wanted.

Speaker 1 She wanted to get under my skin. She wanted to hurt my family.
And I'm realizing there's no way for me to be in the same room as Lisa and not veer into this person. I don't respect myself.

Speaker 1 I'm the kind of person who will wear a blow-up dinosaur costume. That's a person that's respectable.
And you know what would make Lisa mad right now if I had fun? So I'm going to have fun.

Speaker 1 I'm going to have so much fun.

Speaker 1 I, I, you know, I, I really adore Bronwyn, but I have to say this whole narrative of like Lisa just wanted to get under my skin. You eavesdropped on Lisa just having a kiki moment with Brittany.

Speaker 1 And then Lisa didn't even bring up this Todd thing. It was Angie who aired it in front of the table.

Speaker 1 Not to be a Lisa apologist or anything, but like Lisa is.

Speaker 1 It's getting to the point point where you have to, if you're watching the show, you have to be a Lisa apologist in a way because she's not doing it. She's terrible at defending herself.

Speaker 1 And these people are crazy. Like the two things Bronwyn is really the most upset about are things that Lisa didn't even bring up.
She didn't bring up Bronwyn's stuff. Everybody else brought it up.

Speaker 1 Lisa was messy as hell to say that at the club. Like you said, though, it happened on the heels of them bickering earlier in that day.
But also, but they did, they did sort of have a little bit of

Speaker 1 a truce at the end of that luncheon. But either way, it's not like Lisa brought brought shit up at the table to confront Bron.
She wasn't, she didn't say like, well, Bronwyn, this is what I heard.

Speaker 1 So she wasn't, Lisa wasn't trying to get under Bronwyn's skin. Bronwyn kind of went sniffing for this fight, if you ask me.
And she wanted to make it a fight.

Speaker 1 I understand her grand, the grandparents and Gwen are a trigger for her. But

Speaker 1 yeah, this was, I don't really think that Lisa was actively trying to upset Bronwyn here. I think she just got caught because Lisa was messy.
She got caught

Speaker 1 with these things.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she got caught gossiping for sure, talking shit but she didn't say it on camera guess who brought it to camera angie yeah you know but they still it's like they all bring it on camera and then they blame lisa for it

Speaker 1 and i'm not even saying lisa didn't talk to a million people about all the stories with bronwin i'm just saying like in what worlds do we not care about stories about the housewives like everybody else got to show up and grill her why are they not digging for things you know that's just so crazy so they go they they go to tobago and uh angie's like kissing the sand it's like fun and games time.

Speaker 1 Lisa, Mary, and Meredith are lounging and then Angie is talking. So Angie sees Bronwyn coming out of the water.
She's like, and

Speaker 1 what's your face, Bronwyn?

Speaker 1 I just want you to know I feel really bad. My heart went out to you today.
And I feel like I probably haven't been as supportive of you as I should have.

Speaker 1 And I tried to stand up to her about what she was saying about Todd. Sorry, I haven't been more supportive.

Speaker 1 Glad I could be more supportive after I brought the story of your husband cheating and farting on to national TV. Hope you enjoyed that.
I did it for you.

Speaker 1 Well, I regret that I yelled and screamed and lost my mind.

Speaker 1 Don't, don't. We all thought it was hilarious.
So, no, but I do, I don't regret what I said and I don't take it back.

Speaker 1 Okay, I think the only way you're going to get her to stop talking about your daughter and the situation and the grandparents is to be as stern as you were today. Fight some more.
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 She's right over there.

Speaker 1 She's like, well, I really try to be quick. Like, you know, what did I do wrong? What's my part in this? You know, focus on myself.
That's how you do it, you know?

Speaker 1 But she's over here getting a fucking massage. I mean, she's not sorry about shit.
Oh, God, what? She's supposed to cry because her husband farted while he was making out with some secretary.

Speaker 1 Let the woman get her massage. Get off.
She's like, I thought we were on break. I thought we're, I thought we're on house while I was pettiness break.

Speaker 1 I'm getting my massage now before we fight tonight. So

Speaker 1 then Heather and Whitney and Bromwyn are snorkeling and Mary and Lisa are sunbathing.

Speaker 1 And Lisa's like, I don't know if you heard me and Meredith this morning, but we had like a really direct conversation where I was like, hey, um, it bothers me because like, I know, like, you know, that I know that you know that I would never feed stuff to the blogs.

Speaker 1 And like, I wish you had just said, like, hey, Lisa would never do that. Like, don't acute her doing that, you know? So then Mary's like, well, what'd she say?

Speaker 1 She's like, well, I think she feels like she's set in her own way. And I just, they're just talking about this conversation.
And then, of course, Meredith comes sort of sauntering over.

Speaker 1 Like, hello, hello.

Speaker 1 This reminds me of making sandcastles with my toddlers last year on this beach. What are you guys talking about?

Speaker 1 And so, Lisa's trying to talk, but Meredith's right there. So, she's like, Okay, I guess I got to bring Meredith in.
So, she's like, Okay, Meredith. Okay, you know what?

Speaker 1 Okay, I was talking about this morning, like, you know what, like, how I, you know, you've told her you support me in private. And she's like, Yeah, well, I do.

Speaker 1 I support you privately and publicly, both Lisa. Okay, I just think that it's what everyone is so interested in, how you and I engage with each other.
That's nothing about whatever.

Speaker 1 And Mary goes, it's not wild. It's just bizarre.
That's what it is. It's bizarre how you defend her.
And Mary's like, Lily, I don't feel like Meredith doesn't stick up for Lisa.

Speaker 1 Like, she just doesn't. And if Lisa is really her friend, then Meredith should like probably speak up and like help her out.
Like, wow. Can you believe I'm actually taking it for Lisa Barlow?

Speaker 1 Like, God help me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you know what? I do a good job of standing up for myself, like the way I cry and scream. And then like, you know what, deny things like histrionically.

Speaker 1 But, you know, there's sometimes I'm like, you know what, tap in. You know what I mean? Like, I need to tap in, Nerd.
Like, I need you to tap out. Don't condone violence.

Speaker 1 I will be not tapping anything. And I will support you if I agree with you.
You know, I would never ask someone to help me slice a lemon if they didn't like lemons.

Speaker 1 So I would not hope that you hope that I respect my boundaries. And if I don't agree, I'm not going to defend you, Lisa.
Simple as that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I do support, you know, and if you want to keep talking about this, if everyone wants to keep talking,

Speaker 1 like, okay, okay, calm down. Your head's gonna pop off.
Okay. I'm done with this conversation.
I'm not, I'm sick of this narrative. And I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but you know what, tap in, though. Like, dismissed.
Like, tap in.

Speaker 1 You know, like, I don't know why you're getting so upset. Like, I've been such a good friend to you.

Speaker 1 I've been a great friend to you. Like, the other day, I defended you by saying, Well, we'll just have to see.
And I thought that was a very bold and outspoken defense of you.

Speaker 1 And Mary's like, Yeah, but she's telling you that there's an issue in your guys' friendship and she doesn't feel like you take up for her. And that's just how she feels.
So,

Speaker 1 well, if that's the case, then I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, you have to respect her feelings. What would you like me to do, Mary? Okay.
Do you want me to go do car wheels about all that? Is that what we're going to do today? Cartwheel?

Speaker 1 No, if you do that, you might fart a little bit too much. So you're not a good friend.
Like, go jump at the ocean. Go do something.
Do something to prove.

Speaker 1 La Mary's like, go, jump in the ocean to show. Like, you're not a good friend.
Jump in the ocean. Well, go do something.
And she's like, oh, you go do something, honey. And she's like, you're boring.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think you're boring. I think, oh, really? I do lots of interesting things.

Speaker 1 Very many interesting things.

Speaker 1 Go find a good story, and then you can, like, like that you can tell. Cause like right now, you're a snooze.

Speaker 1 Well, see you later.

Speaker 1 See you later. She just gets up and walks off.
Send out Mary versus Meredith because you know Mary is going to turn this into a whole thing now. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So now Whitney's getting a massage. Meredith is asking Whitney Bromwyn and Heather how the snorkeling was.
And Heather's like, Snorkeling was amazing. I swam with the Stingray.

Speaker 1 I was part of the Stingray sisterhood for one moment, and I felt their bond. And I could tell the way those Stingrays had been persecuted by Mormonism.

Speaker 1 And I said, don't you worry, I have a new book coming out that's written exclusively in Stingray called Bad Mormon, Stingray Edition, already a number one bestseller on the Stingray Times.

Speaker 1 Congratulations, me.

Speaker 1 Bad Stingray by Heather Gay. It's just going to be me topless, but with the Stingray over my boobs.

Speaker 1 They call me a Stingray. The Brahmin's like, yeah, it was fun.
I kissed you.

Speaker 1 I have a drink now so meredith says wow wait you swam with a stingray did you really swim with a stingray they have stingrays here well i'm not amused by that so heather and bronwen have bonded laughing in the water she's like wow i can't believe i like bronwyn now i'm just embarrassed that it took me so long to stop being so stubborn I really love her.

Speaker 1 It's amazing what a common enemy will bring.

Speaker 1 So they call Mike over, who's one of the stews, and she wants to play a game. And so he's like, shall we play never have I ever? Have we? Shall we?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Can we play draw some eyebrows on Mike, please? I know. Mike apparently has an OnlyFans or had an OnlyFan fan.
Someone wrote us that he guessed on a dating show. He has an OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 He has like a whole Getting Naked. I think he did a show called Getting Naked.
That's what it was. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's the whole backstory. So that's, that's for people who want to go look it, look that up.
There's a little activity for you.

Speaker 1 So he's also like the king of games and he has a very strong accent is it a welsh accent i'm not sure i'm like trying to be better about understanding where these accents come from and uh you know

Speaker 1 i'm not gonna know until we get the season of below deck and we get his like you know trauma where he's like oh it was when i was a little boy and my father first shaved my eyebrows

Speaker 1 that i realized i needed to be on the boat but i didn't know whether to clean or whether to dick so now i do both thanks da thanks i've tried to understand understand the Welsh accent ever since I watched the season three of Traders.

Speaker 1 And there was that one girl who's like, I like to pretend I have a Welsh accent because people think it's cute. And I trust my maw.
And I was like, it all sounds the same to me.

Speaker 1 So anyway, so Mary, they're going to do some games. And it's like, never have I ever, and never,

Speaker 1 I can't, I can't be bothered. Being in the ocean, have you ever been in the ocean? What? Never have I ever farted while making out with some secretary in New York City.
Is that necessary, Ronnie?

Speaker 1 Is that that necessary?

Speaker 1 So they do some games, and then they have a game where they have to like have like it's a race and they have to like run across the beach and then like chug some wine and then run the other way.

Speaker 1 And then Brittany falls on her face, which of course is funny. Slapstick always works.
Ronwyn loves it. It's going to be her souvenir.
It's that mental picture.

Speaker 1 And then Heather's like, whenever you can get us doing something physical and competing against each other as sisters, that is when we really shine.

Speaker 1 Is it?

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 then

Speaker 1 they go back to the yacht and they get some rum punches and Heather's like, oh my God, I'd love drinks upon arrival. Rum punch.
I would love one. Thank you.
Brawlin's like, I want the same as Heather.

Speaker 1 Drinking, buddies. We're friends now.
Time to get ready for zombie dinner, everyone.

Speaker 1 So now Angie is having Michael blow dry her hair. So she's like, get in here and blow dry my hair.
And then Captain and Jay Daisy are in the mess.

Speaker 1 And Daisy's like, well, Heather said something about you having dessert with them because you missed last night. And she asked if you could sit topless having a dessert.
Could you do it?

Speaker 1 And they just start laughing. He's like, oh,

Speaker 1 maybe I'll whip out a kimono tonight, ladies.

Speaker 1 So Bronwyn is Bromwyn Mary and Angie are hanging out and

Speaker 1 they're putting on inflatable costumes. Bronwyn and Angie are putting on inflatable costumes.
And it's like choosing between those different things. It's like they're getting into it.

Speaker 1 And she's trying to put it on. This is kind of like behind the scenes of Summerhouse, I think.
But like, she's putting, she's trying to get her face through it.

Speaker 1 And she has a little like hood on her head. She's going through it.
It's like, you know, it's like, it feels like it's just like a little, it is just a little fun and games thing.

Speaker 1 And she's like, it's like dressing up, baby. And so now they're sort of like semi-inflated and they have to get out of the room.

Speaker 1 And so Angie's trying to get out of the room and she puts her hand like in the door frame, but the door closes on her finger while her finger's finger's in there. And she's like, oh, Opa.

Speaker 1 And once again,

Speaker 1 Opa. I can't even say OPA in the correct way.
My finger hurts so badly. So it looks bad.

Speaker 1 And she's like, uh-uh-uh. So they basically, she's, I think she has a broken finger, right? Or at least, I don't know what's going on with the banana or something.

Speaker 1 Like she smushed her nail off or something. So it's all bloody.
And so Jason wraps her up. Brittany gets all jealous, probably.
And she's like,

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So now everyone's getting ready for zombie night. And

Speaker 1 Angie's getting her hair done by Mike. And she's like, Look at him.
Look at him. I've got him trained.
He's never even done this. Wow.
Would you like to come to Salt Lake, Michael?

Speaker 1 You're a born hairdresser. Don't worry.
We won't try to make you sell fresh wolf again.

Speaker 1 Dusty, dusty product.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So then Braun Wynn is talking about how she overnighted some stuff from the UK.
And guys, it's octopus

Speaker 1 stuff.

Speaker 1 They're octopus. Weird jelly octopi to put on octopuses that you can put like right on your forehead.
So it looks like you're kind of, I guess, kind of like the bad guy in like.

Speaker 1 Pirates of the Caribbean. It's like, oh, look at me.
I'm a ghost from the deep that has an octopus stuck on his forehead. So she's putting this on.
And Heather's like, oh my God, look at this.

Speaker 1 This is amazing. They're dressing up and they're bonding like the sisters they always are.
And Lisa is,

Speaker 1 Lisa and Meredith are getting ready. So they're all just getting ready, putting on blood, etc.
And Heather says, you guys wondering what's going on? Because

Speaker 1 what's going on this episode looks like Heather narrate it. Heather narrates everything.
She's like, why zombie night?

Speaker 1 Well, we love to dig up dirt on each other and we love to resurrect old fights from the grave. We could do our own horror movie.

Speaker 1 So then we see a spoof. It's like some post-production fun about like, it's a horror movie.
And they're all like walking like zombies out to the

Speaker 1 dining table, except Mary gets stuck to that glass door.

Speaker 1 They like have to stop the trailer, the fake trailer, let her out. And they start it up again.

Speaker 1 So then

Speaker 1 they get drinks, but Mary's has lipstick on hers. And she's like, wait, what? What? Why does this have lipstick on it? Hey, hey,

Speaker 1 this isn't my lips. And he's like, I like his answer.
He goes, that's all right. I'll bring you a new one.
What are you telling her it's all right for?

Speaker 1 I think you're the, you're, you're the apologizer, Mike. God knows.
Where is it? I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He's like, I forgive you.
I forgive you for having someone else's lips all over your glass. I'll remedy that for you.

Speaker 1 You guys, how do we feel the crew did with our zombie theme? I might wonder, when would a hazmat balloon be appropriate? We all look amazing, sisters.

Speaker 1 And Mary's like, yeah, you're the only zombie that I've smelled alcohol in their breath before.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 they get food. They are, they get some food that has some of Meredith's caviar on it.
And

Speaker 1 Heather's saying that she hasn't checked in. She's like, Has anyone checked in on the home front?

Speaker 1 I personally turned off my phone and I have not checked in because the last thing I need is those bitches that I call my daughter bothering me on this. Finally, some peace and quiet away from them.

Speaker 1 Am I right, everyone? High five to daughters, right? I would have checked in, but I don't want my daughters to have my new number. So anybody else? did you check in and bron was like yep

Speaker 1 i called todd and gwen obviously

Speaker 1 and you know they weren't exactly jazzed right about my updates you know what i mean guys and they're like oh my god you told there's like you said the thing about farting and the making out and she goes yeah well of course i did i mean why should i be ashamed to say it i'm not the one who made it up i i didn't make it up and i didn't fart on the secretary so

Speaker 1 Well, what happened? Tell me. Well, I think Todd always feels like he's not really sure why he's a punchline here all the time.

Speaker 1 Like why anybody's partner is a punchline here, you know? And I agree with that. I just really feel like Todd and Gwen need to be off limits.

Speaker 1 And it doesn't seem like that's something you can commit to, Lisa.

Speaker 1 Which is why I'm bringing up Todd and Gwen again. Go ahead and say Todd and Gwen so I can say that you talked about my husband and my child.
Go ahead. Go ahead, Lisa.
And it's like,

Speaker 1 okay, you know what? As of today, I will never ever bring them up or in any capacity. You know what? Cause I will never, ever bring them up.

Speaker 1 And I'm so sorry I hurt your feelings and Todd's and Gwen's. Very sorry.
Very sorry. Well, America, I feel like it's disrespectful not to acknowledge when someone is speaking to you.

Speaker 1 So I acknowledge that Lisa is speaking and it is to me. Otherwise, those words mean nothing.

Speaker 1 Todd, no, I don't need the stinger on that one, Todd. I can don't

Speaker 1 thanks. Yeah, but I didn't tell Angie anything with the intention for her to bring it to the group and humiliate Bron Wen, you know? Like, I don't hurt people like that way, like humiliation?

Speaker 1 No, no, I just tell them like I'm better than them usually or say Blake Lively's name a lot you know but i've never done it you know i've never gone for that now okay like i'll defend myself but you know i don't try to go for like the juggler like you know what i can and if you open the jar i'll walk through the jar but you know what i just wanted to be like status go because this is frustrating it's frustrating i'm genuinely sorry if she's embarrassed in her

Speaker 1 So more food comes and Heather's like, you guys, we need to do a zombie walk. Like the boat is rocking.
Do you feel the rocking and rolling? Oh my God, this is crazy.

Speaker 1 Does anyone want to fake throw up?

Speaker 1 So, um, then

Speaker 1 basically, Brittany is like, Oh no, I don't feel well. So, she goes to the edge of the boat where she allegedly throws up, but we don't see anything come out.

Speaker 1 And we know that this show would show the vomit because they already showed lots of stuff spewing out of Angie's mouth. So, I kind of feel like Brittany wanted to have like a I'm Seasick Tune moment.

Speaker 1 So, she goes over and she at least has a dry, a dry, uh, dry heave over the side of the boat. I buy it.
You do? Yeah, I buy it. She looks terrible.
She really is.

Speaker 1 She's like, oh. And Bronwood's like, yeah, I mean, it's not zombie night until something comes back up from the grave.
So Brittany throwing up feels pretty on brand.

Speaker 1 So Brittany comes back, she and she's like, I got a little seasick, sorry.

Speaker 1 And then the crew brings out some tequila shots. So Brittany starts sipping it.
And Martha's like, can I just say something? I was a lawyer here. I just would like to bring up a matter of evidence.

Speaker 1 are you drinking tequila when you just threw up

Speaker 1 because i'm trying to feel better meredith that's why she goes uh and uh they're like give her a break yeah why is it your business meredith why do you even care she's like well is there anyone here who thinks i'm drinking vodka when you don't feel that why are you the expert in vomiting no i'm not but is there anyone at the table if listen brittany you're about to make me go into my british accent very soon so you better watch your mouth because i'm about to speak British.

Speaker 1 I'm about to speak British. Well, guess what? It's already happening now.
I have a British accent on Broadneg.

Speaker 1 Well, I think that's her business. She wants to drink dogs, so she's just drinking dog hairs.
No,

Speaker 1 hair, hair of the dog. Like, you know, Angie's a hairdresser.
The dog has hair. Hair of the dog.
Try it from the top. You exploited my vagina.
Well, I would say the same thing to Heather.

Speaker 1 I would say it to my daughter.

Speaker 1 I would say it to Annie Bull.

Speaker 1 And as a human being,

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 1 Well, the rocket, you just got to me for a second. I'm just trying to feel better.
Not that I can.

Speaker 1 You know what? I'm actually concerned about something I saw on TikTok that says that you don't have a British accent.

Speaker 1 I, well, I cannot control and I have become British, but that's just something that happens to me when I'm extremely angry about something.

Speaker 1 Wait a minute, what did you see on TikTok? What did you say? Yeah, well, I saw something on TikTok today about Seth's possible indiscretions. And Bron was like, like, oh,

Speaker 1 no, no. Was he farting? Was he, please say he was farting.
Todd really does not like being alone on this boat.

Speaker 1 What are you saying? Yeah, what are you saying?

Speaker 1 So we see them watching TikTok and there's someone on there saying an Uber driver sent a picture of Seth riding around with his mistress in Columbus, Ohio, allegedly.

Speaker 1 And Mary's like, well, my husband does not have a mistress. We are in a monogamous marriage because your boyfriend breaks up with you every time he wants to sleep with someone else.

Speaker 1 That's your problem. But I'm hashtag monogama.

Speaker 1 So don't moment twist it.

Speaker 1 Monogama.

Speaker 1 I'm monogamous.

Speaker 1 You are. And break me a second.
Uh-uh. I break up with him.
He doesn't break up with me. Oh, you are a liar.

Speaker 1 You are a malicious, despicable person.

Speaker 1 And you know why?

Speaker 1 I'm not interested in you trying to interfere in my relationship because you're jealous that you can't hold a man down.

Speaker 1 I am so angry, I'm going to pronounce every single syllable and some bonus ones in the word malicious. Here I go.
Malaysia.

Speaker 1 I mean, have you not seen it? It's all over TikTok. No, I have not seen it, Brittany, nor do I care.
You are

Speaker 1 the one who is a kid. I saw it.
I saw it. She showed me.
It was really good. So, like, when they showed, like, Seth and he was in the plane, and he's like, Can I do this anymore?

Speaker 1 And he's like, No, you can do it. And then he had, like, there was a goose behind him, but then the goose fell out of the plane.
And Seth was like, really sad.

Speaker 1 Okay, you're talking about Top Gong, which literally has nothing to do with anything here. It's not even a vague reference to something we're talking about.
Oh,

Speaker 1 okay, I didn't see it. Listen, if you don't want to share I totally get that I mean it would must be really hard having a husband who's cheating on you on tick tock and an Uber

Speaker 1 one thing that we have not even referenced is that this entire fight is happening while Meredith has like a fake knife that's going through her head or it's like a saw

Speaker 1 they all have like cleavers axes knives and they're having this big fight and they're accusing each other infidelity while they have all these things sticking out of their heads It is the visuals.

Speaker 1 I feel like we just totally failed because, like, the visuals of this entire fight are so hilarious. They all look ridiculous.
And Meredith just gets so mad. So she takes her saw out of her head.

Speaker 1 She's like, I am mad. And she takes her saw headband up and throws it across the deck.
I am that mad. I don't even want to have a saw, a fake saw in my head, because you know what you saw?

Speaker 1 You saw nothing. That's why I'm taking the saw out of my head and I'm something British again.
Whoa. Oh my gosh, you're throwing something at me again? You're throwing something at me again?

Speaker 1 Oh my God, she's throwing something at me. I threw it over the air.
I threw it at Daisy because she is a server. Brittany, why are you so smug and laughing?

Speaker 1 Like, literally, look, Meredith, that was me tapping in. That was me tapping in.
Hey, Brittany.

Speaker 1 You're smug. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Meredith is like, I did not throw anything. Okay.
And Brittany's like, well,

Speaker 1 you broke a glass at me. I was like, no, you tried to throw it at me.
And I put my hand out and I somehow summoned some sort of magical power where I deflected all water and glass with my little palm.

Speaker 1 And there are many freeze frames of it on the internet now, marveling at my ability to deflect physics. So

Speaker 1 she even changed her Instagram profile to say Meredith water bender. I know.
It's actually like an amazing shot.

Speaker 1 Like when I saw it happen, it was just like, it looked like just water that she deflected.

Speaker 1 But when you actually see the freeze frame, she literally has her hand out and the water, she like created a force field and the water is just like horizontal and all going back.

Speaker 1 It's like the most amazing thing that Meredith has ever done. And Brom was like, No, no, you broke a glass on me, Brittany, while you were throwing it at her.

Speaker 1 Meredith's like, Well, I don't know why Brittany's even talking to me. I mean, my marriage, my husband.
I've not talked about all the stuff out there about Brittany.

Speaker 1 Like, there's plenty to talk about with him. So leave me alone.

Speaker 1 Leave my husband alone. Leave my toddler with a seizure alone.

Speaker 1 So Marshawn is like, I can't. Meredith Marks.
Yes. I don't want her around me.
She's filled with hate. Keep her away.

Speaker 1 You guys, there's a problem with her marriage, and I just want to give her a safe space. I mean, poor thing, her husband is cheating and Ubers.

Speaker 1 So dessert arrives, and Brahman's like, can I have the saw back? I just really hate that Meredith fell out of her zombie theme. Thank you.

Speaker 1 So Captain Jason comes down because he's supposed to join them for dessert, but the fight is still going. I mean, should I bring up all the troll commentary but every single person here?

Speaker 1 Should I do that? And Brittany's like, we're not saying it's true. We're just saying it's like, you know, if you need to talk, this is a safe space.

Speaker 1 Oh, honey, I don't need to talk to y'all.

Speaker 1 So Heather's like, oh my God, Captain Jason, the guy that I fucked around with. Just kidding.
I don't know why I said that. Why did I say that?

Speaker 1 Cannot confirm or deny. Oh, my God.
It's Jason, everybody. Oh, well, you know what? Do we need to talk talk about what I've seen about everyone else's whole spoon?

Speaker 1 Because I don't think so because I don't do that.

Speaker 1 How's the dessert? Hey, this is it, ladies. Well, I mean, it's just gross.
I mean, not the dessert's fine, but this one over here, Brittany, is just gross, just like her. Oh, she's vile.

Speaker 1 Look at her, you know, get her away from me. I knew it a year ago, and I know it now.
Get her away from her.

Speaker 1 Captain Jason has just walked off, and Lisa's like, wow,

Speaker 1 look at how he just like gracefully declined.

Speaker 1 I'm so impressed, madame. Yah, ya.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 yeah, he like declined. Wasn't that great? You guys chased him off the fucking table.
That's Captain Jason. He's our friend, right, Winnie? When he's like, yeah, that's our friend.

Speaker 1 Well, everyone, the zombie ice cream cake is delicious.

Speaker 1 And somehow, that just ends the episode. But wow, I actually, controversially, I actually thought this episode was funnier than last episode.

Speaker 1 Last episode was funny, but this one I thought was hilarious because you had another thing we didn't really highlight is that Angie was sitting there with her like broken finger bleeding into a towel while she's still dressed as like an inflatable fish.

Speaker 1 I'm like,

Speaker 1 just the visuals on this show are really hitting on levels that are unseen before on Bravo. Yeah, funny fucking show.
Really, really good. So honey.
I look forward to it every week.

Speaker 1 And just watching some of these episodes twice, I was like, God, they're even better the second time it's so good

Speaker 1 yeah it really is the only show where they could scream about bloggers and leaks where it doesn't annoy me and so i like that's just because they are such a good cast so bravo bravo to bravo bravo everybody we will be back next week with some more of this nonsense um and we will talk to you next time thanks for being here everybody bye bye

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Speaker 3 You're standing on the beach when you notice something strange. The horizon doesn't look right.
At first, all you can see is a thin white line stretching as far as your eyes can see.

Speaker 3 Then, the line starts to rise. But it's not the horizon at all.
It's a wave, a 30-foot wall of water. And it's racing straight toward you.

Speaker 3 On the day after Christmas in 2004, a 9.1-magnitude earthquake hit off the coast of Indonesia, triggering a devastating tsunami. It struck Thailand without warning.

Speaker 3 No alarms, no cell phone alerts, no evacuation.

Speaker 3 And this season of Against the Odds, experience one of the deadliest natural disasters in history through the perspectives of those who did everything they could to survive.

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