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Speaker 1 I'm Ben Mandelger, and joining me today on thanksgiving eve it's the one and only ronnie caram hi ronnie how's it going well hello benuni how you doing baby doing just great over here uh we are about to do our salt lake city recap and then we're off until monday so that means there will not be a southern charm recap apologies for that we are taking Thanksgiving weekend off completely.

Speaker 1 So just in case you guys want to know what happened, the guys looked like angels while they were getting ready to fuck over a bunch of women for the season. That is correct.
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Speaker 1 I was going to say, what half are you referring to? The only one on that show with a job is Randy. Yeah, and Craig, sort of.

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Speaker 1 What are you arguing about? Some crazy thing just flew across your screen.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 1 was it behind me or in front of me

Speaker 1 it looked like a ghost i hope it's a ghost i know that i bet it was a ghost somewhere in this house and i want to know i want to meet the ghost where is he or she i could have sworn i saw something but you know sometimes there are these things like uh if you make like an l or something where are you

Speaker 1 seeing me i've been wanting to go i'm the only person who wants the ghost i've been looking for them and they never talked to me or anything I cannot wait to go back. And like, maybe it was me.

Speaker 1 Like, I could have sworn I just saw a white thing go floating across your screen. screen do you mind also

Speaker 1 but also like we know your camera sometimes ronnie you're talking and your camera will just give like a thumbs up it'll just float up across so it could have been that

Speaker 1 no i think you would have known if it was i hope it was a ghost i even the piano i got um was from the year this house was built which is 1956.

Speaker 1 And so I was like, maybe if I get a piano the year that the house was built, whoever died in this house from 1956 will play the piano. I don't know, something.
Cause you know, no one can,

Speaker 1 you know,

Speaker 1 what am I trying to say? No one can stop themselves from playing a piano, even if they can't play it, like me. They'll like sit there and like chop sticks or whatever.

Speaker 1 Anytime someone comes in here, they start chopsticking or Mary had a little lambing it or heart and souling it. Come on, ghost.
Get off your lazy ass.

Speaker 1 Maybe you'll maybe the ghost will play like Heartbreak Hotel or like Switches because 1956 is the year that Elvis became famous, according to my very quick searching. Really?

Speaker 1 Well, you know, the song I practice every day day on the piano is I Can't Help Falling in Love With You by

Speaker 1 Elvis. Well, made popular by UB40 also.

Speaker 1 I

Speaker 1 would love it if Elvis decided to haunt you. That's such an amazing find.

Speaker 1 Most people just get ghosts of sad children or like

Speaker 1 I don't want Elvis. I have enough of an eating disorder without Elvis over here shitting out peanut butter and banana sandwiches and, you know, doing his Coke on the.
I'm trying to stop all this.

Speaker 1 You don't need Elvis. I don't need Elvis.

Speaker 1 You don't need Elvis also nagging you. You ain't nothing but a hero dog.
Stop it. I'm actually much more than that.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I described Elvis and I was like, actually, I think I just described my past decade.
So I'm like Elvis without the fame, unfortunately. I'm just, I'm just.

Speaker 1 That one I saw too. Was that it?

Speaker 1 There was something that flew behind me. Did you see? I was looking at a different screen.
I swear to God. I was on a different screen.
You saw it? Yeah, I saw it. It was like a white.

Speaker 1 It was like a white thing that flew across. What was it? A ghost of a bug? That's not a ghost.

Speaker 1 What if I just have a ghost of a bug? No, it was like a white ghost thing. It could also just be a bug.
I don't have bugs.

Speaker 1 Like an actual, like a bug that's floated by the camera that looks much bigger because it's on camera. I don't have bugs.
It's like, this is like the today's show for a bug. They're like, oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Hi, mom.

Speaker 1 Anyway, let's move on. This episode of Salt Lake City is so good.

Speaker 1 I'm wondering that when Andy Cohen teased that the next episode of Salt Lake City may be his favorite of the season, and then we got last week's episode, which was nice.

Speaker 1 Maybe he really meant this episode. Maybe he got confused with the order because this episode I thought was tremendous.

Speaker 1 And in fact, about like 20 minutes into it, I was like, is this going to be a bottle episode? Is it all going to take place at Vaulter's?

Speaker 1 And I actually got very excited for that because really, truly, for the first 20 minutes of airtime,

Speaker 1 not including commercials.

Speaker 1 We were in, or 20 minutes, we were in Vaulters. And I was like, oh my God, this entire show might take place around this table, which will actually be amazing television.

Speaker 1 It didn't, but it still was amazing television. I was certainly hopeful that it was.

Speaker 1 It was good. And I was really, really happy for Muzzy for having a good episode.
I mean, Muzzy kind of had a redemptive episode, which I thought was very nice because, you know,

Speaker 1 no woman in America is as hated as Muzzy right now in the Real Housewives Watching community. I mean, she's really taking a lot of...

Speaker 1 Christian Rossi is sort of up there these days, huh? Well, she's at least got a lot of the country behind her.

Speaker 1 But Muzzy, I mean, everyone, Republican, Democrat, no matter what you feel about gay people and trans people, everyone

Speaker 1 can agree that Muzzy's been an asshole. But yeah, I was happy for her for having a nice kind of redemptive episode where she was somewhat kind.
Her eyebrows even looked better.

Speaker 1 Do you think it was the kindness?

Speaker 1 I think so. Maybe she's in the holiday spirit.

Speaker 1 I know that someone, I believe on Reddit, it could have been Twitter, but I think it was Reddit, said that they went to a thrift store and they found Muzzie's t-shirt, the one that had that frazzled cat saying, everything's fine.

Speaker 1 Everything's fine. And it's like, oh, it all makes sense now.
Muzzie graduated. Muzzie like found warmth in her hat and she was able to retire her

Speaker 1 souvenir t-shirt. So

Speaker 1 that the arc has been completed. Muzzie has found warmth and happiness.
So good for Muzzie. Yeah, good for Muzzie.
Well, yeah.

Speaker 1 For this episode, you know, we'll see.

Speaker 1 So we also got to see Gwen, which we don't see Gwen very often. Gwen with her matching mom hair, which was weird, and her gecko obsession.
Like, I'm leaving you, mother. Um, so that was fun.

Speaker 1 Uh, but yeah, overall, a pretty good one.

Speaker 1 Um, and we also got the moment we all knew which we all knew was coming, which was Whitney's Meredith is an alcoholic storyline, which we knew that was coming.

Speaker 1 And it was kind of um stymied because Whitney cannot do a storyline, right? I mean, it's classic Whitney, you know, just bungling every storyline she's got, but damn it, it got out there.

Speaker 1 So, congratulations to Whitney on starting her season one part two or like

Speaker 1 second half of the season storyline going. Good for her.
I know. You know, it's crazy.
We're already on episode 11 of the show and it feels like we're only reaching like one third.

Speaker 1 Like we just hit the one third mark for the season. It feels like there's still so much ground to cover.

Speaker 1 So it's wild that like we're already at episode 11 when realistically there's probably only like four or five episodes left.

Speaker 1 But then again, we also did kind of like Muzzy had a, oh, look, Muzzy is nice now thing. So they're starting to tie up some things.

Speaker 1 And we also had like some resolution with Britney and her daughter but I just feel like I feel like the season just started I know that's crazy to say it but I feel like we're just getting underway but also Meredith did a classic Meredith thing which is she did not um ever accept responsibility for anything that may or may not have happened on the airplane but what she has done is decided to start up a feud with Whitney to distract away from it and sort of like do this like quick patch up with Britney and move forward.

Speaker 1 I mean, that is a pro if you've ever seen one. That's just like, that's high-level housewife.
Yeah, I think Meredith at one point was like, why am I letting Britney become the star of this show?

Speaker 1 I'm dropping Whitney and I'm going to come for the real meet, Heather and Whitney, because fuck those two. And I saw an interview with Meredith, I don't know, some red carpet thing or whatever.

Speaker 1 And she was like, they said, well, who's giving you the problems in the second half of the season? And she's like, well, it's the Shitneys. You know, you know who they are.

Speaker 1 Whitney and Britney, the Shitneys.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, here she goes. Oh, my God, mom.
That's so funny, mom. That's hilarious.
That's so funny. I designed that for her.

Speaker 1 Meredith, that's just great, Meredith.

Speaker 1 That's funny. That's a funny, that's a funny big hair.
Tell him the one about being a pansexual. That's like so good.
It's so good. That joke is so good.
I want to be its dad. Oh, God.

Speaker 1 I want that joke to call me for advice.

Speaker 1 Okay, Real Housewives of Salt Lake Lake City, episode 611, Ladies Who Lunch the Sequel.

Speaker 1 So we are actually driving away from

Speaker 1 Mary's Church. This is like, we are continuing, we're picking up almost directly from where the last one left off.
We start with Lisa and Meredith in a car.

Speaker 1 And Lisa's like, oh my God, are you like ready for lunch?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm starving. May tow, Mayto.
Oh, whoa. There's a fly in the car.
Look at that. There's a fly in here.

Speaker 1 Right after I was going over the bug in my house. And I got it.
It wasn't a ghost. It was a bug.
It was a mosquito. And guess what? The mosquito is now a ghost.
Bye, bitch. Wow.

Speaker 1 Well, that follows a very similar arc to the bug that was in Lisa's car because Meredith lowers the window and goes, bye, fly.

Speaker 1 You can't leave.

Speaker 1 Mary's service was beautiful, wasn't it? It was so beautiful. It's like, oh, so nice.
So beautiful. Yeah, when we first got to the church, though, like, and everyone's energy, it was like so off.

Speaker 1 It was like just so off their energy. No, they were basically like, why are you here? Basically.

Speaker 1 And then we go to Heather's car where she's driving with Whitney. And Heather's like, I mean, they come in.
They're all smiles. Nothing's happened.
Nothing has gone wrong.

Speaker 1 I'm like, well, how did you guys greet them? By like frowning and crying and pointing fingers in their faces. You guys smile too.
It's called being polite at church.

Speaker 1 Well, they were kind of awkward when they they walked in they were like oh my god look is here oh my god they're totally here right now what do we do so when he's like yeah then pretending nothing happened was what really bothered me because i think they're gonna try and spin it where it's someone else's fault

Speaker 1 it's gonna be our fault

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 well, what do you think is like, well, if they're, if they try to spin it, that's just absolutely impossible.

Speaker 1 So now we go to Vaulter's and Angie Kade is walking down the street down the red carpet and Mary explains to us that after the plane ride, everyone is not forgiving and everyone is not healed.

Speaker 1 So Lord, help us all. So Vaulter's, I wish they had put up a card, by the way, I think it's like Overdue, a card that said, you know, Valter, 1920 something to 2021 or whenever he passed.

Speaker 1 I think they did.

Speaker 1 Oh. When Walter passed, I think they did at the end of the episode.
I think they were like, we dedicate this to Valter. That sounded like a gun again.
No one did a rigatoni like Vaulter. Or something.

Speaker 1 I think they did an RIP for Vaulter. I hope so.
They probably did. They probably did.
I just want more. Just want more RIPs.
But you know what?

Speaker 1 We have an RIP for Cachina Tuscana because we haven't been there in forever. Is that place? We haven't.
What happened to that restaurant? I don't know. I miss it.

Speaker 1 But there are still all the doormen. You know, Mary still has like the red carpet in front of the vaulters for entering for all the ladies and all the guys standing outside.
Like it's so fancy.

Speaker 1 They didn't do a Met Gala thing like they did the first time, though. And I think that was a very important part.
And Mary also didn't get everyone like really extravagant gifts.

Speaker 1 This time she got them all beta fish. Didn't she do that already? Didn't she already do that? Wasn't that like what she did the first time? No.

Speaker 1 The first time she got them like crazy extravagant gifts, didn't she? Watches.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, yeah, I think it was watches and crystal boxes or something crazy. Let me see.
Are you looking at it on the beta fish on the computer?

Speaker 1 Mary Cosby, does anyone have a clip of Mary Cosby saying, saying, this is on Reddit, does anyone have a clip of Mary Cosby saying she doesn't need fish because we'll start a fish family in her stomach?

Speaker 1 Okay, no. That was not nasty.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 succession music was playing. I don't know why, but we're at Walters, but they do in my succession theme.
And Heather and Whitney come in and Heather's like, I love beta fish. I love beta fish.

Speaker 1 Sisters. All of these beta fish are sisters.

Speaker 1 And Whitney's like, wait a minute why isn't this fish moving they're like oh yeah they don't move and angie says he's a snooze fest um this one we should call this one meredith ha ha ha ha ha

Speaker 1 um and so they're all saying hi and then um uh then meredith and lisa walk in and angie's like oh your guests are here And Lisa is like, oh my God, I love this. This is so sweet.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Beta Fish. Oh, my God.
Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 Do I have to go home with a thosh this is crazy what do i do with a thosh i love that lisa said wow you know what mary like your your service like that was so amazing that was like so from the heart when mary's service was like

Speaker 1 You are soulless. What was she saying? Like she gave them each thing.
And when it got to Lisa, she's like, you with no souls, with no humanity,

Speaker 1 you with the long black hair, Satan. I see Satan in you.
And Lisa's like, wow, that was really good. That was so good, Mary.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That was good. Now they're all making, they're making jokes about the beta fish.
Bronwin's like, I mean, a goodie bag is usually a gift for me, not a responsibility.

Speaker 1 And Heather's like, the more, the merrier. I'm an empty nester.
Doesn't mean I can't care for a fish. I mean, we are a sisterhood of fish that we keep at home.

Speaker 1 As long as that fish doesn't bother me while I'm writing a new novel, which I'm writing, New York Times bestseller.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but better fish are fighting fish

Speaker 1 like my friends

Speaker 1 that was the uh that that that punchline was the las vegas of punchlines when you're driving down the highway you see it

Speaker 1 many miles before you arrive so

Speaker 1 before she even saw it yeah she's like so proud every time she gets to the end of a line it's so funny like she does this like little nose this nose scrunch and like wow she just mics her eyes like that.

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Speaker 1 So they sit down. By the way,

Speaker 1 sorry to interrupt. Did you see that montage that someone made of Angie Kay doing slow burns? I never even realized.

Speaker 1 I've noticed that she does them and I always laugh when she does them, but I didn't realize the degree to which Angie Kay will like rotate her head very slowly and look away from something.

Speaker 1 And it is amazing. And she does like 10 during the scene.
She's like, I am looking away slowly and flaring my eyes.

Speaker 1 She's like a camera in your house, you know? She's like a ring camera that just kind of moves, whatever those little cameras are.

Speaker 1 So good.

Speaker 1 So they sit down and it's quiet and everybody's giving soap opera looks. Bronwyn is giving like the telenovela like, hmm, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 And Angie's giving hers. And then Heather's like, okay, well, so wait a minute.
Is this Dom from 2003? Remember, everybody? That was a hilarious season.

Speaker 1 And we get the flashback where Mary told the story about how there was a heat wave that killed 5,600 people, but made the best grapes of all time, which I forgot about that. And Heather's like,

Speaker 1 should I be looking for the tears of the deceased?

Speaker 1 Mary's like, well, I invited you all because this was an important day and I felt like I needed a group of around me of real friendship.

Speaker 1 And if you notice, the ones that are not here, which is Brittany, I did let her know why she wasn't invited.

Speaker 1 So, five hours earlier, Mary calls Brittany on the phone and goes, Um, I just wanted to let you know that I'm having an event today and I did not invite you because you told me that I was the most ungodly person you ever met.

Speaker 1 She's like, Well, I mean, I meant that in the moment because it felt like you were super mean, and God wouldn't be mean, but it was hurtful. And I'm sorry, I'm sorry, God wouldn't be mean.

Speaker 1 Have you read the Bible?

Speaker 1 I think a Pharaoh or two would like to have a word

Speaker 1 Like, what's I wore my best suit today and a frog fell on me? Where did that come from?

Speaker 1 God's unhappy. He's like, okay, you know what? I'm pissed off at them because they did something to me.
So just go slaughter the whole village. What do you mean you kept a cow?

Speaker 1 I'm slaughtering you and your whole family too. Listen, the word smite comes from the Bible.
Okay. Don't fuck with God.

Speaker 1 It's not just some nice little Mamby Dambi you can push around. Okay.

Speaker 1 God's like, I was just reacting.

Speaker 1 i was vanting to a friend and i'm sorry that you overheard my plague yeah god was god was mean but then he saw all the tweets about him so then he changed it up for season two which is the new testament so he came back with like you know a little botox and some fillers new boobs and you know a weave and then tried to be nice for a season but don't you worry there's always season three

Speaker 1 So Mary is saying that she's like, hey, you know,

Speaker 1 you know, Brittany apologized and she meant it. And, you know, she's like, and my mouth hit the floor.
And I looked at the dog and I said, should I invite her?

Speaker 1 And I was like, give me a paw if I should invite her. See a footage of the dog.

Speaker 1 I'm just like, the dog just tilts his head and doesn't know what to do. So it just lays down.
She's like, and he didn't give me his paw. So I didn't invite her.

Speaker 1 So if I could, I feel like if she could apologize, you know, then we should be able to come together and understand why we're hurt and what happened. And, you know, who didn't or didn't apologize.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I love that mary is trying to like be preacher mary this season and just be sweet and you know we're all falling for this nice kind new version of mary but i'm sorry you just preached a sermon at church and now you're coming to this fine dining restaurant that costs a zillion dollars and refusing to invite a girl that you don't like so please spare me the forgiveness talk okay please

Speaker 1 But actually, I think it was good that Brittany wasn't there because I don't think they would have had as productive a conversation. It would have gone, it would have gone left.

Speaker 1 It would have been like the yacht all over again. Yeah, it would have been about three minutes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it would have been a mess. So Mary is like, you know, we're just, you know, just say, I'm sorry if that offended you.
And Heather goes, oh my gosh, that's the magical sentence.

Speaker 1 Are you listening, Lisa? Are you listening to what Mary's saying? Lisa's like, are you listening to what Mary's saying? Mary's like, is this a fight? Should we be in fight mode?

Speaker 1 Well, I'm just saying that there is no apology. And Lisa, you didn't apologize to me.
And I was just trying to tell you what Mary said. And I was deeply offended.

Speaker 1 Please, Heather, you chased Lisa around drunkenly on a boat for two days, screaming and yelling that she betrayed everybody with no proof. What is Heather even?

Speaker 1 What is Heather ever talking about on this show? I like that Heather shows up all innocent, like, I deserve an apology too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and I love that. Like, she's literally the last person who deserves apology in this situation.
And Mary's like, wait, what are you hurt about?

Speaker 1 And she goes, because I was hurt that this really great, amazing trip ended up in Britney being corralled off of a plane by us, a sisterhood, sobbing. Well, she was sobbing, not the sisterhood.

Speaker 1 The sisterhood was laughing. Angie can't even stand Brittany and Mary can't stand Brittany.
And they were caressing her and helping her. Gosh, that's terrible.

Speaker 1 And Angie's like, it was really bad and Greek. It was anti-Greek.

Speaker 1 Well, I never said nothing happened. And then we see a clip of Lisa and she she says, I said nothing to Brittany and I'm not apologizing.
So

Speaker 1 then we cut back. That adheres are so good.
So we cut back and Heather's like, it's called paraphrasing, Lisa.

Speaker 1 Well, we never even discussed what happened, Heather, so I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 This is me, Claude Meredith, just being calm in a restaurant.

Speaker 1 Well, tell me what happened that warranted our trip ending horribly with one of our friends never wanting to be in the same room as you or the same room as you or you because she holds both of you equally accountable.

Speaker 1 That's weird. That's weird.
Yeah, that's really weird. I don't know why.

Speaker 1 I was reacting to her very malicious actions and her reaction was not right time. My reaction was not right time, not right place.

Speaker 1 And that's all I was doing, doing something at the not right time, not right place. Well, listen here, girlfriend.
It was more than the wrong time in the wrong place.

Speaker 1 Ah, I'm Meredith's friend. I feel like Meredith was beyond upset.
You ever have a beyond burger? She was the burger and it was beyond. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Um, yeah, and Whitney's like, um, but what we witnessed was different than what you were saying because it was like you were taunting Brittany and calling her names.

Speaker 1 Nuh-uh, Meredith didn't even talk to Brittany. I did not speak to her once, not even once.

Speaker 1 I would say, waiter, could you please pour a glass of champagne over the dirty whore that nobody loves that's in front of me? I mean, is there something wrong with that?

Speaker 1 She had over-the-ear headphones and a movie on her something like that.

Speaker 1 I wasn't really sure what the movie was about, but I saw a lady crawling out of a television that looked like an adorable rom-com. It was the ring.
Well, I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 But it was all an earshot and she could still hear you. Meredith was actually diabolical on the plane.

Speaker 1 There would definitely be brief moments of peace, and then it would slowly pick up again, and it would crescendo. Could someone let Whitney know what crescendo means? Thank you.

Speaker 1 Well, Meredith has ranges of emotions and volume, and we were in the diabolical and disgusting range for two hours. Oh, two hours or five hours?

Speaker 1 Because you guys change your story like every two seconds.

Speaker 1 And did you see when they were interviewing Mary at Bravocon on whatever carpet they have over there, the blue carpet, whatever, and they were asking her about this fight and mary said no no meredith wasn't yelling she wasn't yelling or screaming she was just you know spiraling

Speaker 1 did not see that

Speaker 1 just while we're all believing everything that mary says

Speaker 1 so lisa goes the fact that these girls exacerbated us and made it something that it wasn't it's kind of like bullshot and meredith is like well i vented on a plane to a friend for i don't know 30 minutes 30 seconds i it was basically like i just batted my eyelashes and i communicated through eye signals.

Speaker 1 And suddenly I'm the man guy. And now Meredith time changes too because before it was 10 minutes and then maybe, okay, maybe it was 15.
Now she's like, all right, well, maybe it was 30, 30 minutes.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Well, we were all there.

Speaker 1 Mary is saying we were all there and we heard it. And if it's not lining up with what she said she did and we all heard it, I mean, well, then, well, here we are then.

Speaker 1 So Whitney is like, yeah, and Brittany's hair was wet and she was hyperventilating and she was terrorized for five hours

Speaker 1 okay well i slept and i watched two movies so it was not five hours okay try again

Speaker 1 oh really what movies did you watch then and i started cracking up because this is so this show and meredith is like whoa

Speaker 1 i mean it was obvious the movie i saw was

Speaker 1 crazy rich asians yes exactly crazy rich asians a documentary about about the rise of income and wealth and wealth disparity in China following the rise of certain things like battery-operated cars and special minerals.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no, Meredith. No, no, no.
It's a rom-com. It's with Henry Golding.
Yeah, Henry Golding, of course, who is a CEO of a tech company. No, no, no.
Henry Golding and Michelle Yeo. Yeah, yo.

Speaker 1 No, you were not in it. No, no, Michelle Yeo.
No, Michelle. I'm not Michelle.
Michelle Yeo. I'm not Michelle.
Are you trying to say Michelle me? I'm not really sure what you're calling. No.
No.

Speaker 1 Oh, Michelle Yo? Not Michelle. No.
No, yo.

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 there was also another movie, and I don't recall the name of the movie. Okay, then what happened at the end of Crazy Rich Asians? Yeah, but wait a minute.
Are we really doing this?

Speaker 1 Are we really doing this? Come on, you guys.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't remember. I mean,

Speaker 1 I think someone went crazy and there was someone who was rich and possibly there was someone who was Asian. But the specifics elude me at this moment, Your Honor.

Speaker 1 Well, it ended with an Asian person being dragged out of a board meeting for turning crazy. He was very

Speaker 1 good. No, no, I got this, Mayor.
I got this. Okay, there's a big party.
Oh, because a toddler came out with a track suit in China. Oh, it was a great movie.
I loved it. Very heartwarming.

Speaker 1 Well, I usually remember movies I see. Oh, do you? Wow.
Look at Angie. Movie rememberer.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Crazy Rich Asians has a really big moment at the end. Think about it.
I saw it with my daughters, who thankfully are out of my life now.

Speaker 1 Well, I honestly don't remember. I mean, was it something with Mahjong at this point? Actually, that was surprisingly close.

Speaker 1 Mahjong, which of course is the name of a very important fashion designer who was featured in the movie. Oh, no, she's off track again.
Did you watch it, Lisa? She's She's like, I did.

Speaker 1 Okay, then you tell us what happened. Then we get a timer of Lisa trying to like a timer and a score chord come up on the camera.
And she's like, okay, there was this guy.

Speaker 1 I think it was Asian, but like, who am I to say? So he goes on this plane and then he stops everyone. And he's like, oh my God, I want to marry you.
Why can't we have peanuts anymore?

Speaker 1 Because like, it's crazy. Like when I was growing up, there weren't peanut allergies on planes.
And so we could eat peanuts. But now all of a sudden, people are going to die.
Like, seriously.

Speaker 1 So I can't have a peanut because you have an allergy.

Speaker 1 you know what i mean i don't want pretzels i don't eat carbs well unless they're wendy's but wendy's doesn't serve pretzels so why am i gonna eat that what are asian people only into pretzels now do pe do asian people still eat peanuts can i get them on this plane i don't want to marry anybody who has pretzel breath that's it lisa Lisa, that didn't happen in the movie.

Speaker 1 What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. Okay.
So he was like, I want to get married at a pond or something like that.

Speaker 1 The big extra or something like that.

Speaker 1 And like, but like, like that didn't happen, but they have a big party for them. And Mary's like, oh, is this a good movie?

Speaker 1 It's like, yeah, and there's like synchronized swimmers, and it's like very exciting, and like, it's a beautiful movie.

Speaker 1 Well, I must have been asleep by then. I don't, I must have been asleep then.
Fine. Oh, wait, then, were you sleep talking?

Speaker 1 Because I could hear it for the entire flight that was 10, two hours, five hours, six hours, three hours sleeping. I wasn't sleeping.
No one was sleeping. I heard everything.

Speaker 1 Well, that's impossible. I wasn't saying a word because I was either asleep or I was so captivated about crazy rich Asians that I was speechless.
So I think you better rethink that, Whitney Rose.

Speaker 1 Well, I heard you yelling for five rows in front of you. Well, that is impossible.
She was sobbing. Who was? And she was sobbing.
How did you hear that from where you? No, I wasn't sobbing.

Speaker 1 Britney was sobbing. Well, I admit the movie was emotional.
It was very sad when that crazy rich Asian came in and killed the cow. I mean, talk about a crazy thing to do.

Speaker 1 Who wants a movie to end with an Asian person in love about to get married and then dying from a peanut allergy because Lisa couldn't help herself?

Speaker 1 Meredith, please stop. Please stop trying to act like you saw this movie.
Well, I did. It was about someone who went into a Chinese restaurant and then went crazy.
I mean, it's in the title.

Speaker 1 But she was sobbing well then you should have supported her you were screaming you lost it we all saw the same thing

Speaker 1 We all saw crazy rich Asians.

Speaker 1 I think that Meredith has the right to lose her shit sometimes. Oh, no.
Not to friends. Not to friends.

Speaker 1 I would just like to point out again that Heather literally followed Lisa around screaming and yelling while she was sobbing and on the phone with her husband, and followed her all the way to the edge of a swim platform

Speaker 1 where she could have jumped off.

Speaker 1 Like, I'm not even denying what happened on this plane. I have no idea.
I wasn't there.

Speaker 1 All I know is that Heather, as the messenger of being all that's good and calm, and how we treat friends, and how we treat friends, is fucking hilarious to me.

Speaker 1 And the fact that they just let her get away with it every time cracks me up. So, Heather's like, Well, this requires an apology.
Do you feel bad that you hurt Brittany?

Speaker 1 Well, I already told you I feel bad. Well, I feel badly that I hurt Brittany's feelings.
Unfortunately, Brittany does not feel badly at all that she hurt my feelings. So there's nowhere to go.

Speaker 1 And at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing, especially if you're trying to watch a movie and you fall asleep during it. And that becomes the keystone of an argument against you.

Speaker 1 So she doesn't like me. I don't like her.
We don't need to be friends. Everyone can move on.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, feeling bad,

Speaker 1 that's different from saying sorry. Okay.
You feel you feel bad. That's different from saying sorry.
So, well, I am sorry that she heard me venting and it hurt her. So yes, I am.
Oh, so you're not.

Speaker 1 So you're not then. Okay.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 I am very sorry that I

Speaker 1 said

Speaker 1 I would ever sit in behind her because that was obviously a mistake because she could overhear everything that I was going to say. So I take her full responsibility for my seating choice.

Speaker 1 And that's an apology about seats. Yes.
And you know what? I'm entitled to my feelings. Yeah, but you lost your right to cry when you harassed her on the plane, Meredith.

Speaker 1 I lost my right to my feelings. And then the sound effects go,

Speaker 1 like the oz went out of control on that. We had so many sound effects.
First, we had a boom. Like throughout this conversation, first there was a boom.

Speaker 1 And then at one point, there was like a snake rattle like.

Speaker 1 And then this one was like,

Speaker 1 and then later on, there's a wire trying to solve a mystery.

Speaker 1 I love the one that sounds like it's, you're in like a deserted towers.

Speaker 1 And meanwhile, by the way, while they're having this fight, I like the one where they do that door creak where it's like someone says something and then it goes,

Speaker 1 and meanwhile, while this whole fight is going on, on, there's like a waiter behind Meredith, like squeezing lemon onto blades. Like, ooh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I'd like to say that waiters or vaulters know by now that not even affected by any of the fighting. Well, you lost the privilege to speak about it.
Look at me, Meredith.

Speaker 1 And she's like, oh, well, stop talking to me now. I've got lost the privilege to speak.
So why are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Meredith's like, a little bit more wine, please. Thank you so much.
So Meredith goes, you told me I lost my privilege to speak. So why should I even speak? She goes, hang on one second.

Speaker 1 This is time for, it's time for a speech.

Speaker 1 okay hang me on the four words that i spoke i'll explain why i said those words and i'll explain it to this whole sisterhood i said them because i feel like we got on the plane having your back and whatever happened on the plane swapped that right on its head and it went to you and lisa looking like bullies and you were mad and you were telling us all to take notes and you left the plane and you left the plane and you guys did not seem upset at all brittany had to be physically carried to customs by us the remainder of the sisterhood so for me to say you lost your privilege to hang your hat on the victim you did because whatever happened the plane on the plane tipped the scales and you are in the wrong now the scene is over because i had a great speech oh it's still going to go on okay sure fine i just thought it was a really good speech you may have been watching crazy rich asians but the rest of us were watching find crazy financially stable caucasian

Speaker 1 and meredith just shrugs and then they have a stare off and everyone's looking at each other and we hear a couple of booms

Speaker 1 and mary's like say something well i lost my privilege to speak so that's fine for her not to give me the benefit of the doubt and to show me right is wrong and she should be a human being and not be such a judgmental bitch

Speaker 1 oh my god i go on mother oh my god she just chopped you i told you mother

Speaker 1 lisa is like um it's okay for you to be upset and Mary says, Lisa, if I had treated you like that on the plane, would you have thought it was okay?

Speaker 1 I think that she thought that was a fucking nightmare. I don't know how I'm going to navigate myself out of this.
That's not what I thought. I did not think that.
No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 Well, why didn't you, well, why didn't you go through customs with us? Tell me, explain this to me. You know what is so funny?

Speaker 1 Because I actually have global entry and I should have used it, but I forgot that I had it. Isn't that funny?

Speaker 1 It was like hilarious because like I have it, but I didn't remember because it wasn't like on my app or anything. that was so good

Speaker 1 wait a second yeah wait a second

Speaker 1 i this is like a lie it's like so obvious that she's lying

Speaker 1 like you don't add global like you don't add global entry to your ticket it's like something that you just have you're like identified as like this person it's not like you don't like forget um to enter the globe because you're on the globe so how could you enter it it's just like it doesn't make sense like this was so good because whitney is whitney was giddy like she had solved you know when Whitney solves a mystery on this show she's always thinking she's solving a mystery and she's like yeah because like it's just like who you are it's like global entry and then they put a like a diagram on her face and started moving it around like an alien ship and she's like yeah because it's not on your ticket and then they show a ticket on the screen and they circle something but we had a screener so it was blocked what they circled i don't know if they circled global entry or tsa pre probably like tsa pre

Speaker 1 i mean i will say this like largely Whitney is right.

Speaker 1 Um, but if someone, if someone else books a ticket for you or something like that, like it can get left off and then you have to speak to a gate agent or something like that.

Speaker 1 So it is possible not to have it, but I think if you don't have it fly, if you're Lisa Barlow and you fly to this Caribbean island and you don't have TSA Pre when you get on the plane, because it's going to go on both sides of the ticket, you're definitely calling someone to be like, um, where's my global entree?

Speaker 1 You have to add it onto my ticket. Absolutely.
So like, this is a bit like,

Speaker 1 i don't know about that i think that you were she was avoiding the pack yeah well they scan your face if you're in global entry and then you go through the thing like you don't really have a card or i mean you can have a card but it doesn't matter they scan your face but yeah i think she was clearly just avoiding being with the other ladies going through global entry and then this becomes the only other person that didn't have global entry apparently was britney so she ended up still having to go through this line with brittany so but then stayed away from britney back there so it was so funny but now like they go from from prosecuting crazy rich Asians to global entries.

Speaker 1 And she's like, why didn't you use it? You didn't not use it to stay back with Britney, but then you stayed in line by yourself for five hours and didn't use it. What happened? You know what?

Speaker 1 Don't worry about it, Angie, okay? No, because why didn't you stay by Britney if you were there with Britney? She's like, because I needed space, okay?

Speaker 1 Like, I had my air pod in and I was listening to Kendrick Lamar. Yeah, I love him.

Speaker 1 I'm a Kendrick Lamar girl. Kendrick Lamar.
And she just starts laughing. Yeah, no, I love Kendrick.
Yeah. I love it.

Speaker 1 I love, yeah, I love when he sang the song about cups and like, and like was in the acapala movie. It's like, that's Anna Kendrick.
Oh, that's not Kendrick Lamar?

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Speaker 1 Lisa, we were all there. Mary's like, I can't imagine having to sit next to Meredith in that moment of rage.
And I'm not attacking you, Meredith. Oh, I know you're not.

Speaker 1 But I love you and I care about you. And you were hurt.
And I know that. She's like, well, I didn't have a lot of support at that point.
So

Speaker 1 maybe you know that, but I didn't feel your support.

Speaker 1 She's like, Meredith, we love you. We support you.
And Angie says, I supported you in that moment. I did not like what Brittany did to you.
And I think everyone would agree.

Speaker 1 And you basically said to me, if I pick Brittany and side with Brittany, then

Speaker 1 when you're hurting, then we're done. And I don't want to feel like that.
I don't want to have to take sides like that. I didn't say we're done.
I said noted.

Speaker 1 As in, if you take Brittany's side, I recognize you take Brittany's side and I will take none of that.

Speaker 1 But that's exactly what Brittany said to you, Lisa, if you're going to side with Meredith. And Meredith goes, Well, that's not what she said to Lisa.

Speaker 1 Lisa was threatened and she said, I'm going to come for you if you don't agree with me. Yeah, yeah.
She said, If you're, I'm going to have a problem with you if you don't agree with me.

Speaker 1 Are you sure that Kendrick Lamar didn't sing the cup song? I'm pretty sure it was Kendrick Lamar. Can we circle back to that? Yeah, but you know what?

Speaker 1 One thing that Meredith did say is that I'm going to have a problem with you if you don't support me.

Speaker 1 But you know what? She, you know, yeah, she did.

Speaker 1 And and marit's like no i didn't and heather's like okay thank you lisa and angie's like well it did it occur to you that some of the things that your friends say came out of your mouth maybe came out of your mouth and she's like well i all i said that you said that i said was show me the tick tock show me the tick tock that's all i said very calm why does Why does Mary, Heather, and Whitney have the same story?

Speaker 1 And then you have a different story. I'm just trying to understand.

Speaker 1 Look, it's like Jerry McGuire said, show me the TikTok. Show me a TikTok, right? Let's stop playing.
Let's stop playing a game of clue. Okay.
You know what? Mrs. Peacock was a crazy rich Asian.

Speaker 1 She got killed by a candlestick in somebody's library or something. Okay.
Just say you don't like her behavior and they didn't like that you were upset because that's the bottom line. Just say that.

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 and Mary's like, yeah, but it is, but you didn't, you just never stopped. Well, it's just not possible because I slept.
I was sleeping.

Speaker 1 I mean, you all heard I never saw the end of that very exciting action movie about the crazy people.

Speaker 1 And, you know, but it put me to sleep. It was so exciting I fell asleep.
And that's just how it is. Well, and Mary says, you know, the thing is, the fact that you don't remember concerns me.

Speaker 1 And I don't think you remember everything. And she's like, well, I'm not going back and forth.
And I know what you're saying behind my back, Whitney. So let's not go there, Whitney.
Okay, Whitney.

Speaker 1 Yeah, suddenly she just pivots to Whitney and Angie's like, she's not saying anything behind your back. I have not said anything behind your back at all, except voicing my concern about the situation.

Speaker 1 Well, I guess I have misinformation, perhaps. Wait, there's one person that I talked to.
Camera on Bronwyn, who said something to Meredith? Who? And then suddenly Bronwyn's in the hot seat.

Speaker 1 Yeah, now Bronwyn comes up.

Speaker 1 This didn't come out of nowhere there because Mary, because Mary was saying, listen, I'm concerned for you because I don't think you remember.

Speaker 1 So that was Meredith like, okay, so now they're going to pivot to my alcoholism, which I know they're going to pivot to because fucking Bronwyn told me that Whitney's trying to start this behind my back, right?

Speaker 1 So Bronwyn's like,

Speaker 1 okay, well, I'll tell you. Okay.
If Meredith doesn't want to, then I will.

Speaker 1 You and I had lunch and I talked to Meredith

Speaker 1 and I asked for her side. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 And I said, it was told to me that you said you were seen drinking in the lounge. And then we see the clip of Bromwyn asking Meredith, so Meredith, were you drinking? And she's like, yes.

Speaker 1 So Bronwyn twisting it to be like, yeah, it was said to me that you were seen drinking in the lounge.

Speaker 1 And Bron was like, and it's being said that maybe you don't remember what you said, what you, you don't remember what you said. Okay.
And she's like, well, I do not have a substance abuse problem.

Speaker 1 Whitney goes, I didn't say that though. Well, it was implied.
It was implied.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Bronwyn, what were the implications you walked away with your conversation with Whitney? And she's like, well, you were drinking heavily and you didn't remember.

Speaker 1 Um, and you said something how you thought my mom's t-shirt was really awesome. And I said, Sure, I can get you a copy if you want.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, because everything is, everything is fine, and everything has been fine, and it was fine on that flight. So, Whitney's like, But you know what? You know how I feel?

Speaker 1 I'll tell you, I think it could be one of three things, okay?

Speaker 1 Okay, three things: either you have hatred in your heart, boom,

Speaker 1 uh,

Speaker 1 you have a, um, you have an anger problem. I'll take anger problem for 200, please.
I don't have an anger problem. All right.
Or you have, or you have mixing with substances problems. I mean,

Speaker 1 problems of mixing substances. I mean,

Speaker 1 hey, wait, do you think it's fair that based on what I witnessed, that I would assume those three things? I like that when she gave her three choices, the first two, Meredith is like, no, not that.

Speaker 1 Two, no, not that. Or you have a substance problem.
She's like,

Speaker 1 well, out of so I'm out of things to pick. I'm out of what do I do? Like, there was a moment where Bernard looked like, oh shit, I ran out of options.
She wished her luck too much.

Speaker 1 She took door number three. Yeah.
So Bromwyn's like, look, it sounds like you were wrong on the plane.

Speaker 1 And I've tried to be supportive of you. And I've tried to ask a lot of questions.

Speaker 1 And I tried to have your back because I thought that was a step too far. And I appreciate that.
But then you added this at the table, our conversation.

Speaker 1 No, I gave her a chance to tell tell me herself and she did it. And I never said a word.
I never said what it was. And I never said who said it at all.

Speaker 1 I just said Bromwin just told me these things, but it could have been any Brahmin. You think you're the only Brahmin on this planet? It could have been anyone.

Speaker 1 Well, now, now I've damaged my relationship with Whitney and I was just trying to help you. Bromwin gets all mad.
Bromwin, you were the one who took her out and started all this.

Speaker 1 telling her that Whitney thought she had a drinking problem. This is she blacked out.
So what are you acting all defensive for? Like now you're turning on Meredith. You were the one.
These people,

Speaker 1 you know what? You don't. Well, I actually don't think it's so bad.
I think, I think that Bronwyn saying like, hey, just so you know, everyone's saying that you have a drinking problem.

Speaker 1 You should heads up is like not the worst thing in the world. And I think.
Okay, then why is she acting so defensive? Like, well, Meredith, you know, now you've damaged my relationship with Whitney.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but Whitney was the one that implied that. So why are you mad at Meredith now?

Speaker 1 Well, that I can't explain.

Speaker 1 Like, it's so. Well, she makes me mad because she's like, I told you something privileged.
I gave you a heads up. And now you drag that into this conversation.
It's all irrational.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but Bron Wynn is notorious for listening to one thing in a conversation. Like she did to start this whole fight.

Speaker 1 When she took Brittany to the store to get information from Brittany, went to the store, started asking her questions about people. Well, what do you think of Lisa?

Speaker 1 She's big sistering me and I don't like it. What do you think of Meredith? She looks like she's having a seizure all the time and then immediately goes, oh, really?

Speaker 1 Well, she said that you're trying to boss her around and that

Speaker 1 you have an epilepsy problem

Speaker 1 you go into seizures or whatever which is what started meredith on this whole thing in the first on this ramp this particular rampage in the first place

Speaker 1 so uh merely meredith is like mary says well you do realize you were wrong right um um somewhat i was reacting to her behavior i mean what more do you want from me i don't know what i'm going to do with brittany so that's all i can say for now at least it's like you don't have to have the answer it's okay meredith It's okay.

Speaker 1 I guess, well, because now I'm going to be mad at Whitney instead, and she's an easier punching bag. So we'll just pivot that way.
Great seeing everyone. Good job.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So now they're like, okay, let's make this happy and just make insane haws everywhere. It's like,

Speaker 1 so then Angie and Meredith are working out and it's wacky.

Speaker 1 They're just being wacky. They're a wacky pair, aren't they?

Speaker 1 Wacky. Look at them working out together.
And Angie's like, if you can talk, that means you're not not working out hard enough. She's like, I do not agree with that.

Speaker 1 She's like, thank you. And then we go to Bronlyn at home and she's asking Muzzy for a utensil.
She's like, can you pass me that?

Speaker 1 What's it called? A whisk. Yes.
Yes. You know, someone who didn't have a baby out of wedlock would have known what that's called.
Mother, do you have to really make everything about that? Kind of do.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You should remember it's called a whisk because that's what we tried to have your baby, you know, whisked away and everything. Surely you remember.

Speaker 1 The baby came out. Her head was whipped

Speaker 1 before, before she could even start crying. Unfortunately, we were a bit too literal on the whisking.

Speaker 1 We thought when they said you whisk them away, you had to actually literally turn them into meringue.

Speaker 1 Hey, what can you do? Everything's fine. Everything's fine.
So

Speaker 1 Bronwyn's like, so I was emailing this morning with my attorney about my citizenship. And Mussy's like, oh, so what's happening with that?

Speaker 1 She's like, well, she tells us, surprise, I'm not actually an American citizen. I was born in Brazil and my parents are from the UK.
So I had dual citizenship in both.

Speaker 1 And a few years ago, I decided I wanted to become a U.S. citizen and get to vote.
And I'm just so excited for jury duty. I'm like, girl, you're in danger.
You're up here. You're going to

Speaker 1 be

Speaker 1 careful. Be careful.
Last few weeks, they were talking about criminal, your criminal record. And now you're saying you're not even a citizen.
You better be careful with this administration.

Speaker 1 Yeah, molly you a danger girl yeah i um i was like i don't always agree with you bronwin but i will still fight for you call me voice um but also it's such an odd time too because everyone else is trying to figure out how to get the hell out of this country bronwen's like give me my citizenship yeah so bronwyn uh so basically she's like uh

Speaker 1 She's saying, you know, it's funny because like all my siblings were born here and they all got their U.S. passports automatically.
And Lizzie goes, and then we had an oops.

Speaker 1 Okay, mom, you can't call me an oops to my face. Oops.

Speaker 1 Oops.

Speaker 1 They're laughing, but I did. I couldn't be the only person who thought, oh, really, Muzzy?

Speaker 1 Not as judgmental now, are we? Okay. That's right.
That's right. Talk about oops.
Talk about oops. She did it again.

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