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Whoa, hello there.

How's everybody doing? Welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben.
Hello, Ben.

Hello, Ronnie. How are you doing? Yeah.
Good. Happy birthday still.
It's still your birthday as we record this.

This won't be released until Friday, but it is still Thursday in our world and it's Ben's birthday, everybody. So party, baby.
Guys, this is my birthday year.

So you kind of have to celebrate it every week. Every day, every week.
Yeah, every day, every single day. And I've got good news for you, Ben.
Garcel did not unfollow you. Happy birthday.

Because she never followed you in the first place. Never followed you in the first place.
All right. So don't worry about it.
But you know what? At least we didn't get screwed over.

And now we don't have to spend the whole season going, why did Garcelle unfollow us? How confusing.

What is confusing about this, ladies? You were assholes to Garcelle. She didn't like you.

Her only friend jumped over the fence to be the second she got a chance to be friends with the popular girls and she dipped out. What the fuck don't you understand?

And fuck, fuck Darit for trying to make Garcelle look like she was like an opportunist.

No, like you do not not get to cast Garcelle as someone who is building alliances for, you know, to go to battle on a reality show. That's what you guys do.

You only see that because that's how you operate, ma'am.

How dare you? You

back away from

Garcelle. Back away from Garcelle.
Oh my gosh, should I have called this episode Black Girl Missing?

We already did that. That was a missed opportunity.
We did.

Yeah, we've done that. We did.
Oh, darn it. Okay.
Well, everybody, welcome to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Day. Kind of a boring episode, and we're already fired up.
Can you see?

It's going to be how the season is going to go. I don't care how little happens, I will always get infuriated.

So I was watching it. Let's get going.
And I was like, I was already like, oh, my God, Ronnie's going to get mad at this part. Oh, my God.
Ronnie's going to get mad at this part. Oh, my God.

Ronnie's going to get mad at this part. Really? I wasn't really mad.
I didn't get mad at anything except the Garcell stuff towards the end. I don't know why I feel so protective over Garcel.

I just think that they're jerky. We all love Garcell.
We all love Garcel.

They were

well, because it's just another victim of this core group of women who just keep running fan favorites off of the show.

And then we're stuck season after season of Kyle, Dorit, and Erica nattering away about like stuff that's just not that interesting. Although, I have to say, I actually liked Kyle this episode.

I mean, this is the way every season begins. I enjoy, I have no issues with Kyle so far.

Actually, I'm going to put a pin in that because maybe by the end of this recap, I will have remembered there was something that bothered me. But like, I was like, I'll rainwatch you by the end.
Yeah.

I was like, I was okay with Kyle this episode. Erica was just Erica.

Dorit. Dorit's Dorit.
I don't know. It was like, honestly, I thought the premiere was pretty lifeless.
I'm not going to lie. You know, it was kind of lifeless, but it was the first episode.

And I don't know. It's kind of a comfort show for me.

And I'm talking about how much I get enraged. But, you know, I do love rage.
I feel comforted by rage. I didn't really feel enraged.

I did feel some comfort watching it because it's like, oh, they're back. And it feels like no time has passed because they're still fighting over the same shit.
And I don't know.

I like Kyle's new face. Every year, Kyle has a new face.
And I like this update. I think it's very good.
I think it was a good singriba back.

I don't know.

I like that. Rachel Zoe fits right in.

So, you know, on that note. On that note, I had the privilege last night of meeting Rachel Zoe.
That was

who it was.

I met Rachel Zoe. So Courtney from Two Judgy Girls and I, we went to the Spotify unwrapped party, which was super fun.

And it was largely podcasters, TikTokers, things like that. And then things.

And

which was cool. We saw some colleagues that we knew, were friends with, et cetera.
It was nice to see them. And then there's Rachel Zoe.
And I wasn't going to say,

I didn't really have anything to say to Rachel Zoe. But then we were like,

listen, this is, we both were like, we should say something. We have to say something to Rachel Zoe.
She's Bravo royalty, ultimately, whether we like it or not.

I don't have any issues with it, but like, she's Rachel Zoe. Bravo was built partially on her back.

So I was like, okay, how do you talk to Rachel Zoe? How do you go up to Rachel Zoe? Because it's not, I don't know, like, I know how to go up to someone like Tamara.

I know how to go up to someone like

Whitney Rose, but Rachel Zoe is a little different. So I was like, you know what? I have a tried and true tactic.

At a Hollywood party, when you want to go up to a successful female, famous female, I get as gay as possible. So I walk right up to her.
I go, oh my God, Rachel Zoe, gay icon.

I literally said that to her. Oh, my God, Ben.

I was going to say, you should have just gone. Oh, my God.
It's Rachel Zoe. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. No, you literally did.

Because it always...

It's very disarming. And she just smiled and she's like, oh, my God.
Hi. And I'm like, oh, my God, we, you know,

we just watched the screener because, because Courtney had just watched it too. Like, we just watched it and Courtney's like, you were so good.
You were so vulnerable.

She's like, yeah, I was like really vulnerable. Like, yeah, you were, you did such a great job.
And at that point,

I normaled out. She was actually very nice.
She was very nice. Admittedly, for the first three quarters of the conversation, she thought we worked at Bravo.

So I don't know if she was being nice to us because she thought we were like brass.

But we're like, yeah, you did a great job. She's like, yeah, the season was like really good.
It was really fun. I haven't really watched much of it.

We're like, yeah, well, just like, you know, my own choice to be be able to watch everything, but I don't watch much of it. We're like, cool.
And then we said we're podcasters.

And she's like, oh, cool. And then we had like a little bit more, like a little bit more conversation.
And this music was playing. And she points.
She goes, wait a second. We're like, what?

She goes like, these are my friends. Like, what?

These are my friends.

The musicians? She's like, it's crazy. Cause like my friends are over there, but this music.
is my friends. It's crazy because they're over there, but this music is my friends.
Like, oh.

So we go, okay, well, it was great meeting you. We're like, and it's sort of like, we felt like, I personally felt like it was her way of saying, I don't know what else to say to these people.

They're very nice, but like, I don't know what else to say to these, these two podcasters. So I'm just going to kind of like, so we, we were like, okay.

And we were like, we realized she, she wants us to go.

It's time. We've used up her space.
And then she went over to us. That's cute.
I would have said, you know what?

I have all these Rachel Zoe pillows in my living room, but I've also got a Jill Zarin rug. Do you think that's a conflict of interest? How do you feel about Jill Zarin?

I need to tell my pillows what to think about the rug. Should I replace the rug? I replaced the rug.
I already replaced it. I got it with something from rugs.com.
It's really cute.

By the way, I want you so vulnerable. You're so vulnerable.
I wanted to be like, what was it like filming this compared to like what it was 20 years ago? I said, you know, Bravo's changed so much.

The whole community. I was like, oh, I said, I said, yeah.
And BravoCon, that was wild. She goes, BravoCon

was wild. That was like

wild.

That was wild. That was bad, Nanas.
It was wild. It was wild.
But anyway, she was so nice.

She was very gracious to us. You know, she's just trying to enjoy a party and we're sitting there being ridiculous.

Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, love it. You know,

I was. I love it.
That's what you're doing.

I was like, I just need to have an interaction that I can report back with. And it was a very lovely Rachel Zoe interaction.
So that is my story, everyone.

She took something from her purse or something.

I think it was good. You did good.
Yeah. Thank you.
Thank you, everyone. It was.

I went into the wild. I went into the wild.
I did something heroic. You're welcome, everyone.
So it was. Okay, so here we go.
Episode 1501, Hot Girl Summer.

Now, here's the problem I have right up top. Where is Trixie Monocle? Where is she? Who this new lady they have on there? I don't like her.

They've also got a whole violin section, which I do like because I do like them bringing back. kind of the old flavor of the music.
Yeah.

But we had this weird opening song that was all in echo and everything was slow-mo and everyone's like very glittery, you know, kind of a typical thing.

But it's like welcome back to Beverly Hills moment. And the song was like, you spin me right round.
Cause what call me when your time runs out?

Cause I know, I know, I know what life's about.

It was like Trixie Carpenter. They were like, let's do Trixie, but let's make her more like Sabrina Carpenter.
Okay. So she's like,

except, I mean, this is no shade to Sabrina Carpenter. It's just like the Bravo version is just, you know, far, far inferior.
Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter's got enough on her plate this week.

Just leave that girl alone. Oh, that's not.
Doesn't need anything from us. That's for sure.
Yeah. She's fine.
The main cheeto-in-chief over there.

So. We support Sabrina Carpenter.
But yeah, they did neuter our Trixie. Like, we want, you know, declarations of girl boss being a boss.
Yeah. Acting like a

car.

I've got a car. Cause I'm a girl with the car.
A girl with the car.

And then you see the cars passing Because we still got all the same footage where they just showed the douchiest cars available on the market, driving past and glittering.

You know, they put that glitter over it. We're like,

the worsts. And then drop a douchebag.
It's like a lotus and a, you know. The worst.
Yeah.

I think what was so, what was so tricky for me with this premiere is that the shows on Bravo have been so high key lately.

You know, with Salt Lake City, the return of Vanderpunk Rules, we just had this. Potomac.

Potomac is everything's just being extra. We just had an extra Miami season, we an extra OC season.
Everything has been like kind of up here.

I mean, Southern Charm is Southern Charm, but everything is really hitting at an intensity level. And then we just sort of like saunter into Beverly Hills.

And this show is just like Scott Barbara Walters filters. Everything is slow.
We're watching slow-mo of them. And just, I was, I felt like someone hit the brakes on Bravo.
And I was like,

and I was like, okay, we have to go to Beverly Hills tempo. And

it really, it's hard having this show on at the same time as Salt Lake City. It just, it really is.
Cause they're just, we're in Salt Lake City mindset.

And it's really hard to pivot into Beverly Hills. Yeah, it's like you're watching one of the best comedies on TV.
And Potomac's been really good too this year, I might say, after that.

And that's been on, you know, that's on right now as well. And so you've got both of those really firing on all cylinders.
And then you've got this one, which, yeah, I was low-key.

I was thinking while I was watching it, why is this one the highest rated? Why? I mean, I like it. I've always loved this show.
I mean, I, this was the first show I ever recapped as a, as a blogger.

And, um, well, the first housewife show. And so I love it just for that.
Like, I have a personal history with it. I've always loved it.
I've recapped every episode of this show. So I love it.

But I'm like, why does every, why is this the highest one? I think it's the money. Really? At the end of the day, I think it's that everyone on here is like rich, rich.

And that's something, you know, there's something to be said for that.

Like like you see all their homes and all their cars and they are all even erica it's like even erica is like the poorest one and she's still in red heels and you know living off that friend of uh i mean i don't know where she's getting her money

yeah i don't know but

but

just line is erica everyone else is like whoa

It's luxury. Well, I'm also this show is, you know, it's been around for a long time.
And, you know, it's very hard to bring people on to new shows because everyone's watching something else.

Like, God forbid, you you stop watching Severance for five seconds and watch a real housewife show. And by the way, you know what? New York Times, you really need to get it together.

New York Times once again did their list of best TV shows of the year. And they go out of the way to include every single type of show, except not a single reality show.

They include like a show that's like on Disney Kids. They're like, this cartoon is actually very witty, blah, blah, blah.

I'm like, and once again, they even put in a section that says, flawed, but like noteworthy, and they put the bear in. It's like, so you go out of your way for a flaw.

The bear. everyone agrees that the bear flopped this year.
I mean, even the lovers of the bear agree.

Yeah, it's like you'll go out of the way to recognize shows that are really flawed, but they are like prestige.

Whereas like, there's excellent reality TV that is crafted beautifully, crafted intelligently. You know, there is, there is art in reality TV.
People have to think about how to make a storyline.

People have to know what questions. Producers have to craft a narrative out of watching Erica wash, you know, wash a car, you know, and they do it and they do it very well and they make us all laugh.

Like, this is high-grade comedy. And the New York Times still will not recognize it.
I'm sorry, reality TV is 25 years old.

You cannot keep acting like it's a fad, some trashy fad that just came around. It's here.
It's a genre and it needs to be respected. And that is today's soapbox until the next one.
Yes. Yes.

So make that equipment. Put it on YouTube.

Now, this episode might not be the best one to be making. This is a terrible example for it.
Let's just pretend we made this on the Salt Lake City recap. Yeah.

Just test us out and put it at the start of our next Salt Lake City. Literally anything else that's on Bravo right now other than the show.
Yeah, but I did still enjoy it.

You know, I did still enjoy having it back. And there are shifting dynamics.

You know, now that Garcelle's gone and Sutton's left all alone, it's very interesting watching people because they smell blood in the water with Sutton and they are going to come for her ass. And

you You know, I enjoy Sutton as a housewife, but you know, I enjoy Sutton the most when she's backed into a corner and acting like a crazy person.

So it's time, time's a running, time's a ticking, okay? Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great watching her crumble.
Um, she'll be a full disaster.

She's like, you know, when you're playing a video game and there's like a boss, and the boss sends out like little minions, and you have to like kill the minions before you can get to the boss.

This is in from the perspective of the Fox Force 5, the minions have now been destroyed. And now it's just Sutton.
Sutton has

They're ready to go in for Sutton. And,

well, I guess she does have Jennifer Chile.

But yeah, Sutton's blood in the water for sure. Yeah.

So we start with Sutton on a horse. And then it's Slow-Mo.
Go slow or horse. Go slower.
Horse. And then we see Erica in this insane scene

washing her car. at home in short shorts and stiletto heels with shoelaces on them very sexily.

And I laughed. I laughed out loud.
So, you know, we can't say this show doesn't have humor because that shit was funny. It was so silly.
And then we see Dore

coming out of like a coming out of like a luxury store in Beverly Hills, like, ew, I have, I have a midge.

And she's got shopping bags and she's just, you know, pausing on the sidewalk as if she's been actually cloistered away in that super, in that supermarket, in that gross, I'm going to say grocery store, in that, in that store for like 10 years, like she was kept underground.

And these look like the pictures that were released by the tabloids last year of Dorit shopping.

And people were taking, circling the pictures and posting them all over the internet and saying, Dorit is pretending that she was shopping in these stores.

But you can tell these bags are used because they're crumpled. And, you know, it was like a big.

to-do on the internet. And I was the same shot because this looks, yeah, this looks like those pictures.

So she's carrying all those bags and she's going over to, well, we'll find out later. First week over to Bose's house and she's, you know, just doing what Bose does.

She's in her house with photographers everywhere just going, yes, Bose, you look amazing. Oh, Bose, give us your best angle, Bose.

Gorgeous, Bose.

Yes, now get me from the left. Now get me from the right.
Now get me from whatever angle you would normally get a CMO from. That's right.

And right when everybody's like, oh my God, is this my comfort show or not? Here she is. It's Kyle Richards in a terrible outfit driving and asking Alexia to call her daughter.
Yeah.

Or Siri to call her Alexia. Sorry.
Asking Alexia. How difficult for her that her daughter basically was turned into a digital assistant.
Yeah. So now.
Even her daughter will never be Apple.

Yeah, never.

So now we see Gavanche. We see cars.
And now Bose is at home with her kid, Lyell,

and they're making charcuterie. And she's like, there's gold flakes flakes on this pastry platter, and that's all that matters, because I have marketed this pastry to be high-end.

So Dorit arrives to have a little

visit with Bose.

And she's brought the shopping bags. That's where Dorit was going.
And Bose tells her, you're a vision. And she's like, a vision?

The times I've come here and not given you a birthday gift. And finally, here I am with a gift for you for your birthday.

Girl, not from Hermes. Oh, is this a blanket? And then I can feel your warmth with it.

A $2,000 blanket from Hermes. You know, that just came from PK's man cave or whatever.
She re-wrapped it. And Dorit tells us.
Over the course of the year, we've gotten very, very close.

I call her when something good happens, when something bad happens,

when it turns today, when it turns to night,

when I've got MMs, when I've got kids, I call Pause. She's my best friend.

She's laying the song a little thick. Yeah.
Well, she calls and needs voice notes very long. 17-minute voice notes about carrots and MMs in daytime and nighttime.

Can I just listen to this song to speed?

I love that Dorit does that.

Sweetie, it's me, Dorit. It's been such a rough day.
It's like, oh my God, why is every voice note like a letter from a war? Okay, no one needs 17 minutes of Dorit.

I left a voice note this morning for someone, and I felt so guilty because I generally do not love receiving them because they tend to be rambling. And I left a voice note.
And guess what?

It was rambling as fuck. I was like, sorry.
Oh, there's a leaf. There's a leaf blower.
Oh,

there's a bird. Cause like whenever people leave voice notes, they feel compelled to narrate every single thing around them, me included.
And I just was so embarrassed that I did that. But, you know,

it happens. Well, it does.
It happens. You know, you complain about it, but then you're like, I can leave a voice note.
Why is everybody else able to leave a voice note?

I'm going to leave a voice note. And then mine are 10 hours long.
And by the end, I'm like singing things in Patty Lapone voice. It's like, no one needs this.

You know, I was just going to ask them to dinner. You ever notice that people always eat, you always hear people like eating a potato chip on a voice note.
Like, why are you doing that?

Yeah. Because people talk to voice notes like they're their assistant, right? So I was like, oh, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah. I wanted to call you.

Just wanted to make sure you got the time for this thing that we're doing on Tuesday. Oh, my God.
That car's in my way. Tell that car to get out of my way.
I need that car out of my way.

Yeah, anyway, haven't paid my electric bill yet. We really need to get that done.
Really need to get that done. So just go ahead and pencil that in.
Pencil that in for Thursday.

It's like, I don't work for you. I'm calling me like this.
Just text me, please. So Bose is like, well, this is something sweet because life sometimes hasn't been so sweet.
Isn't that right? Dorit?

And she's like, no, it's okay. It's okay.
Really? My life has been fine. Like, no, it's not okay.

Because I've seen things online and it's not okay to read. It's not okay.
It is not okay.

And we see that photo that we all saw of PK making out with a woman at the valet stand, the only place for middle-aged men in a midlife crisis to make out with someone.

So truly, like all these guys, all these guys with their new, newly pierced ears listening to like John Summit and EDM.

are like now like hey so there's a valet so why don't we go over there make out in front of the valet so that's someone can see us. Yeah, let's do that right now.

So we see that picture of that poor deluded lady making out with PK.

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And so, Bose is like kissing a woman on the streets, Nelly. Not okay.
Not okay. When I saw pictures of him kissing that Sheen version of Dorit, first I rolled my eyes and then I

threw up a little blue.

Let's like not. also like let's

sure sheen dorit but let's not act like you know PK is the Air Maid's version of anything. He's like the Sheen.
He's like the Sheen Snuggles Bear, right? So Dorit is like...

Yes, when I saw that on the street, I felt like, gee, that's it. That is it.
That, well, furthermore, that is it. That's it.
And I'd like to further add, that's it.

That man on the street, I don't know him. I thought, gee, that's not the man that I know who has got diabetes one, two, three, and six.
No, who is that? It's a stranger. And the next day you filed.

Let me just move your story along, because you're not quite getting to it. That's right.
It was that day. I filed that day.
I filed my nails, and I said, guess what?

Now that my nails are filed, I'm going to email my lawyer and talk. No, no, when I said filed,

I was advancing your storyline just a little bit faster. You know, just getting it right there.
Okay, you filed for divorce.

And Ronnie, you are not on the stage, so whatever you were saying here on the podcast is not being heard by anyone, including me. So I will bring you here onto the stage to talk.

There you are, Ronnie.

i don't know what happened to me but i did the day after we had to go to a baseball game that jiga had jiga had a baseball game and honestly i felt so disgusted with him look at the picture and then they put a picture up and she's sitting on the first bench looking all sad watching a baseball game and then he's all the way up on the top bench all the way to the right of her so all pastily watching a baseball game why are they the only parents there

why they were the only people in this picture.

Are you guys even there at the right time? Where's Jagger? I don't even think this was Jagger's baseball game. I think these two weirdos just ended up in a park ignoring each other.

So poetic, you know? Yeah. So the kids, does he see the kids? Well, he travels a lot.
And so when he sees them, it will be on a Saturday night.

As far as the kids go, you know, I only speak the best about their father only. I say, no, he only eats the Pringles because he loves them.
He wants to support the company.

And that's why he eats so many of them. He just wants to keep people in business in this economy.
Only the best things about PK.

Your father suffers from leviabetes. That's why he's always gone, I tell them.
It's a disease. He can't help it.

Absentitis.

But he's the master of his own disaster. You rhymed, girl.
You rhymed. That's right, I did.
Because I'm a rhymer now.

And when I file, do you think I'm going to check that box? It says joint custody? No.

No.

He doesn't even have working joints! Why would he get joint custody? He can't even take care of the ones he has.

Publicly, he wants to save face. PK does not have the lifestyle.
He can have the kids 50% of the time.

He's off busy doing things like putting on pantones in Britain or unlocking Boy George from radiators. So he doesn't have time for children.

Well, I don't know, but if you know, when I filed, it was big news, huge, huge,

all over the world's internet.

And guess what? Kyle texted me. She texted me four days after.
Four days after.

Hmm. I would like to give this season's first

by saying,

What? What a wasted opportunity to not say, hey, I'm with you. How could she not use this as a great, great opportunity to say, I am your friend, Reet?

When Kyle and I saw each other at the reunion, I was really hopeful that her and I had finally turned a canoe. But new,

new!

And then we see the clip of Kyle being like, well, you know, I know things that weren't really great this year, but I was hoping that now we can be friends again, now that it's all over, or whatever.

And Dore's like, and I trusted it, but I'm not going to trust what comes out of her mouth. I'm going to trust her actions.

She had every opportunity to show me that we were back and she was there and has she shown me that gee no absolutely not i'm gonna say this in at least six languages no

no

no

no

yet

yeah so meanwhile we go over to kyle's house and uh she's cooking at home and she's like really into pleasing her daughter so she's making flour and corn tortillas guys yeah and Sophia comes in and she's like attitudey now I didn't even I don't even know which one Sophia is but now I do because of this scene yeah well well what I did not appreciate from Sophia is that Kyle's like hey guys I'm gonna make I'm gonna make I'm using like flour and core and corn tortillas for me what do you guys want and Sophia's like can you make us an egg salad sandwich Sophia What part about the tortillas says that your mom's also making egg salad sandwiches?

No.

Make a request that pertains to the tortillas or don't make a request at all or make it yourself. It's also egg salad.
Like make your own egg salad. You're 23 now or however old you are.

Let Kyle make her tortillas sampler. Yeah, but that's why I know who Sophia is now because she's like, you know what? Nobody knows who I am on this show.
Fuck that.

I'm coming into my first scene of season 15 and I'm demanding egg salad on taco night. That's it.
You guys can just deal with it. I'm a grown woman now.
She's a real disruptor.

Yeah. Gen Z.
Gen Z. Eggs out is like so in with Gen Z now.
Eggs out on tortillas. That's huge.
Manny's stuff, big.

So Kyle's like, yeah, Sophia and Portia obviously live at home.

And so Sophia's like, do you guys want matchas if I order?

There's another thing. Let's fuck up taco night.
What do you think?

So she's having matcha and egg salad on taco night.

So Kyle's like, by the way, it's like really annoying that the gate rings all the time with all these orders. Kyle's very anti-DoorDash.

I'm like, what happened to last season when Kyle was so happy when anyone rang the doorbell? And she's like there trying to move a chair through the French doors.

She's like, I wish someone would come to me. Someone would come over.
And she gets so excited, happy when DoorDash, her postmates, arrives with like a Starbucks. Yeah.

And Sophia's like, really, baby, I'm sorry. Get over it.
There's a new Sophia in town.

Hey, mom, guess what? I know you just made me that egg salad sandwich, sandwich, but I hate it. So I ordered one from Fat Sal's.
Sorry.

So Alexia, who's the other one, is like, mom, I've got lots of exciting things for you to see. I can't wait till you see them.
Because this is the daughter who's getting married.

So here, every time she comes over, she's going to whip out that Pinterest board that she's got going. And

this is her doing that. You know, we've all, well, I guess we haven't all, but a lot of us have had that sister who's gotten married or a lot of us have been that sister who's gotten married.

I've had the sisters getting married. Can I just tell you that was a year of looking at fucking books? I'm sure.
Look at the idea I had for this. Look at the idea I had for this.

Did you know that rice, throwing rice kills birds because it expands in their stomach and then they die?

Give me my year back.

Not even with that man anymore. You divorced him.
Why did I have to sit through that whole year? Give me my year back. Yeah, exactly.
So I was like, um, Alexia's engaged.

And like, I met Jake when he was in third grade with Alexia. And they were just like, we're ultimately best friends.

And like, as a a mom that's all you want in life is to be best friends with your daughter's best friend so i'm kind of like getting married also if you think about it i mean it's it's i just want someone to love my child like that it's like a dream come true i'm so happy

oh man married his best friend you know every mother wants her daughter to divorce her best friend

so beautiful

um

so yeah she's engaged and uh kyle talks about pharah and i like that she's like yeah pharah was engaged but that didn't really go through so alexia is the first to get married and um i want her to have everything she wants i just want it to be the most magical day however it's hard to find trained butterflies which is what she wants because alexi's like yeah i want trained butterflies mom she's like no i want to have like um i want to have like butterflies and i'm gonna have tarot decks and i also want to have like i don't know like a stevie nicks vibe but i also want to have like magic handles and dream catchers but like also like rope rope other shapes like a lot of macrame and it's like uh-huh uh-huh okay great all right so i know we're talking about your wedding but like how about we just like overshadow it with my wedding because here's my wedding album okay everyone look look at what things were like when i when i believed that our wedding would our marriage would work out okay look at the photos guys when i believed in love yeah this is so kyle to be like oh my god happy wedding day here's pictures of me and your dad at our wedding day oh geez kyle come on

you gotta compete with your own kid let alexia have her dead butterfly moment yeah seriously so she's like so guys if dad showed up with a date what would you do And Sophie's like, kill him.

Throw egg salad at his face. No, just kidding.
I would never waste that. Throw your tortillas at his face

yeah when he was photographed with that woman at the ballet i texted him and i was like what you're doing the absolute most dad tone it down and he said they thought it was private and i'm like oh really you thought a valet was private really

I feel like it must be exhausting dealing with Mauricio in his midlife crisis. I mean, like, I would go nuts.
He is, he really is doing the most and he's ridiculous about it.

I mean, is he really doing a lot? i did see that uh photo shoot that he did um

where he was in the leather pants did you see that one yeah he's just like i don't know like like the the photo the the making out in public right in front of the paparazzi is just so much like going out to clubs in like a biza i'm like sir you're like 56 years old.

I don't know. I'm like, at a certain time, like, why are you, why are you trying to act like a kid? Like, I don't know.
It's so midlife crisis-y. It's just a judging me.
It's cringy. It's cringy.

It's cringy. Sorry.
It's cringy. Stop judging me.
Stop judging me.

So Portia's like, well, at first I pretended none of this was happening, but then I went to therapy and now I'm doing really well, you guys.

And Severan's like, oh my God, we're so impressed with Portia. But we get like clips of Portia like crying and stuff.

And Kyle's like, yeah, she has her moments, but now she's 17 and they all have something to say and they all have strong opinions and they are alpha females. So sorry, Mo.

Yeah, definitely alpha females.

Yeah. So

they want egg salad when they want egg salad. Sorry, Mo.

So now we go, like, guess what? We're going to go to Bel Air. It's like Rachel Zoe's first Beverly Hills scene.
So we go to her house and we hear like lots of Rachel Zoe phrases in the background.

And then she's just in a house that looks basically just like Kyle's house. And

so I'm sick of it. Everyone has the same house on this show.
I can't can't even tell what house we're at anymore. And I'm pretty good at recognizing the homes.
They all look exactly the same. Yeah.

And I'm like, I don't know. I'm sick of Kyle's house.
Is this, it's a sort of, I'm having a weird reaction. I don't like when we see the exterior of Kyle's house.
I don't like being there.

I don't, I just, I don't like this house. I don't like her house.
I love, I loved her past. The house she had previously.
I love that one. But this one, I just.
I see those hedges, those tall hedges.

I see the backyard that's trying to be like these Savannah homes. I see the wall art.
I see the checkered floor. I see the

Helms, the wall art, trying to be like Erica Jane. It's just like too much trying to be like other people in one big gaudy place.

And when the gates open and I see the street, and then I'm like, I know it's probably annoying to pull out of that driveway because the hedges cause blind spots.

I just, I like, I don't want to be in any of it. I want a new house.
Get a new house. You're rich.
Get a new house for us, Kyle. Yeah, so I was excited to see Rachel's, but you're right.

It is just kind of like everybody else's on this show. And it's not like for someone who's a stylist, I thought there there would be more interesting style in the house.

It's just like a plain big white typical rich person, you know, house. Beverly Hills house.
Yeah. It's like white, white, white, white, white marble, white walls, white everything.

So she's like, oh my God, there's nothing like me that is remotely chic or cute in a flat. It's like I'm either barefoot or in like a nine-inch hill.

I'll literally put on full cat eye makeup to go to sleep because I'm unapologetically myself.

This is me. This is the happiest me.

Wait a second. Are those my friends? Are those my friends playing right now? Oh my God, that's wild that my friends are playing during my monologue.
That's wild.

So

she goes to Kathy Hilton's house. And I like this because it's like, okay, let's have a scene for the most famous people to talk to each other.

So they go and they, and Rachel's like, oh my God, Kathy, I want to hear everything. And Kathy's like, oh, I love that you came by.
I love that I came by too. It's like wild.

It's actually bananas that I came by. Like Like I'm dead.
By the way, this house, gorge, gorge. It's gorge right now.
My name is Rachel Zoe.

You may or may not remember me from Bravo because I've lived in this house before. Some might say I built it.

It's gorge. This house is wild.
It's a gorge. It's a wild, gorge house.
So

we see shots of her trying to, she's like in the closet and she's trying to reach her purse. Like, oh.
Oh my God. The bar gun.
What are my like really bad habits? It's shopping. I die.
I die.

Like I shop and then then I die. I die.
Death by shopping. That's me.
Literally bananas. Kathy and I have been friends forever.
I was friends with Paris back in 2000. I don't know what.

Yeah, we were friends first, but then I like saw Kathy and the other one, Nikki, whatever. I saw him shopping and I was like, oh my God, in love.
Like totally in love. Backwards in love.
Dead. Died.

Dead. On the floor.
Dead. Literally dead.
Died. I died.
Okay. I'm just going to sort of slip in here between you saying dead and bananas.
I just want to show you a couple of things.

We're going to go to a wedding in Rome. So I don't know.
Take a look at it, Rachel. What do you think? Oh my God, I'm in a moment right now.

It's a moment because I feel like you're going to need to pop outfit after outfit out really quickly. People expect so much from you, Kathy.
I mean, they really do.

I mean, I'm going to need some pants for you to wear over your head, you know, something like that.

Yeah. No, I get called a lot for fashion advice, but they like get like scared.
Like, do you like this? You're like literally one of my best friends. Like, first of all, I'm like, take that off.

It's awful. It's disgusting.
First of all, no.

You look look hideous. Like, literally, I'm actually embarrassed.
I can't actually believe we're friends. This may be at the end of our friendship.
But, like, it's like, okay, like, we're friends.

You can say these things to me. It's like, can we?

Yeah.

It's like they're terrified of me because I hate them. And so she whips out this purse.
It's as big as a small child. And she's like, yeah, this is one of my vintage Gucci bags.

I never go to Europe without it.

It's heavy. It's very heavy.
Yeah. Like, literally, it's like heavy and chic.
It's actually like heavy because it's like full of being chic. It's got like nothing but chic inside.
It's chic. I die.

Bananas.

So she talks about her career. Tommy Hilfiger gave her her first big styling job.
Yeah, I started in music. Backstreet Boys, Brittany, et cetera, et cetera.
Celine, sorry, couldn't do it.

But moved to LA 2003. First red carpet job at Jennifer Garner.
Den 24-7. I'm styling Cameron, Kate, Selma.
Celine, no, still no, Celine. She tried it.

I said no, still say no. Going through a rough time.
Still no. Sorry.
Dead. I'm dead.
Yeah. Not Celine.
Celine's still with us.

Kathy, by the way, those glasses are like amazing, especially with gold eye patches. I'm dead, literally dead, dead from gold patches.

Okay, then I started a media business with my clothing, clothing line in 2011. And now I have like about 40 different brand licenses, extensions, and I work with, and like they just surround me.

And I'm just like, you guys are like my friends. You know, playing on the radio right now.
I love it. Yeah.
You guys should watch me in a, in a brand meeting. Okay, here I go.

Oh my God, this necklace. Dead, dying.
I'm dead. Like I'm on the floor.
Like, this is like crazy.

it's like insane all right buy it that ring gorge gorge gorge index paper index note i love that i love that pen gorge put a feeding tuma in me i'm in a goma dead dying this table see the light should i go towards the light should i go towards the light or should i come back I want to see like what the necklace looks like on me.

So if I go towards the light, is that heaven or is that like hell? I don't even know. But like right now, I don't have to decide because like I'm a vegetable.
Like I'm a human vegetable.

I like that light. It was just that gorgeous.
You know what? I almost went to the light because that light was gorge. And then I was like, I actually don't really look that good in this light.

So then I went away from the light and now I'm back here. And I'm not good.
I'm a lot of people. That's how I ended up in purgatory.
Yeah. Purgatory? So

yeah, like Roger, you might remember him. He's like Roger with an extemporaneous D.
Yeah. Yeah.
So Raj, like we were like the notebook couple. I mean, did one of them die? One of them died, right?

I never really made it to the end of that movie because I was watching it with Raj, who wouldn't stop eating popcorn in my fucking ear okay they actually licensed that notebook i was like you know what i want you know what you need you need gorge notebooks for like everyone and now we have them there's like amazing wild bananas notebooks yeah i mean it was just my relationship with was with rod was just like my reaction of watching the notebook where i was like this movie would have been better with ryan gosling

uh ryan gosling was in that movie oh I really did. I haven't seen the notebook.
Dead. Dead.
Like literally dead. Dead.
I have kids. Guess what? I've got two kids.
One kid's named Sky.

He's going to France for two weeks. Another one's name is Kaius or Kaios.
We don't know. We pronounce it differently every single time.
Kaius.

Like, it actually gives him like some, it feels character.

Kaius. We're like, we want to get as many vowels into his name without any consonants in the middle.
So we came up with Kaius.

Yeah, me and Raj, we just, at the end of the day, get nothing for nothing. That's all you can say for the life of the dead.
Okay. And, you know, we're just like different.
Like, we're different.

like before we weren't different but then we got married and we were different so like i've been divorcing him for like literally 20 years yeah like being the same is like wild and i was like mom we'd be different so now we're different and now i'm like dead because we're like so different it's crazy So Kathy's like, so the marriage isn't going great.

Okay. Well, you know what? I love that you come to help me.
You know, things like this, where you come in, you look at my rack, say no to everything, and then show me your giant purse. That was fun.

But I just want you to know I'm always there for you. I'm always there for you.
And you know what people come to Kathy for? Advice. That's what? Advice.
Thanks. Thanks.
I'm like dead.

Why is there a blender on your head?

It's my hat.

Why are you giving me the span? That way you can sleep better. Literally, I die.
I'm going to brand this fan.

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So now everybody's primping, Carl's primping, Erica comes over and compliments her. Like, oh my God, you look so pretty.
Oh, my God, you look so pretty. It's Beverly Hills.

So there's like five minutes of, oh my God, you look so pretty at the beginning of every scene. So Kyle is like, by the way, Erica, like, how did everything go at London?

By the way, Kesha was there too. Just want to remind you that like, well, it was cool that you did like a show in London.

I know someone more famous than you who was also in London, who also did a show. So like you're no, nothing special.
But anyway, tell me about, tell me about hoopla.

Tell me how hoopla was. Was it as good as it was on the big stage where Kesha was?

Did they start saying you're the new Kesha? Or they say that just a Kesha because Kesha was there?

I don't know. I asked Kesha about you.
She said she didn't see you, but she did hear someone trying to squeak out a song and she started raising the wall.

Do you remember that reality show that Kesha was on? It was like American Idol, but it was called, I think it was called The Wall, wasn't it? Called The Wall.

And they had to sing behind a wall or something. I'm like, yeah, I'm so stupid.

Yeah, it was a great show. Had a great time.
Paris was there too. Okay, it was a wonderful time.
I honestly think it was the best show I ever did in my entire life. Oh, yeah.

What did you think about Kesha's show? Well, I don't know. I guess it was good.
Let's talk about Kesha's show instead. Oh, okay.
Cause I know Kesha.

Okay.

And then we see clips of Erica's show at whatever this thing is. And she's in like a red pleather bustie on all fours, slapping her butt.
Like, yep, that's an Erica song.

Good to see she can still do that. You know, it's going to be 20 years down the line.
She's going to be be in Branson, Missouri, like, my pus, my puss, I'm patting up my puss. My puss is on fire.

It's my puss,

man. Seriously.

So she's like, oh, so they're going to go to Sutton's house today. And she's like, oh, well, you know, we've already y'all are good friends.

She's like, no, so you haven't even met her yet? You're going to love her. She's so strong.

Well, the sort of personality, the draw, I love everything about it which is funny because it's actually everything that erica protests like her entire life is a protest against that but i love that she's like it's like i love it i'm like you're gonna get i'm i was waiting for erica to get absolutely triggered by reba but actually she was me too didn't i was actually upset i thought she was going to too because erica's thing on this show like her vanderpump and then her sutton later like the older women she projects all of her mommy issues onto

she she is triggered you know but so i thought it was gonna happen but she didn't fuck with riba riba's the real deal yeah or maybe it's like when you just at a certain point it's like okay this is someone's mom like they are who they are they're ossified i'm not gonna change them i might as well just enjoy it but when you see it of someone in your peer group that's when it's like that's when the triggers happen it's like you're acting just like my mother ah but like when it's someone else it's like oh i don't it's like i don't know her i don't care like whatever i'm just amused yeah so then we get the new violin section and it's not the old violins, which were like bloom, bloom, bloom, bloom, bloom, bloom, bloom, bloom, bloom, something like that.

Now they're like,

I don't know, they're intense. The violins are intense now.
So, we get them for the first time over at Suttons, and Reba's sitting there playing the piano. I wish we knew what Reba was playing,

she's playing hard, rock, and roll, the piano version, actually.

New York, D.C.,

and

Chicago and Detroit.

And the dog runs upstairs crying from her playing. The dog's like,

and then we get Nick, who's the party planner guy, because Avi, no longer with us, guys.

So Seton updates us on her live for son James, graduating. So my mother's here for support.
Losing James to college. It's hurting me.
So my mother and I get along better than ever now. We talk more.

We have so much FaceTime. I mean, so we're just so much happier.
I'm so, so grateful. It's like, wow, you're opening the season.

You have no allies left you had to bring reba to shoot with girl you in danger yeah they did and notably they did not even trot out jennifer tilley this episode which was surprising because she's such a fan favorite but yeah no jennifer tilly so sutton's like mother are you wearing my earrings she goes these are my earrings at least they are now she's like

Why wouldn't I wear my ear? Why wouldn't I wear your earrings? You're wearing my jeans all over your face

so then carl and erica are joking about uh they're like oh my god here we go son's house turning up the main road embarrassing because they're like how do we get to son's house i don't know just follow the main road

what's he talking about you're not fancy you live on the main road

you act like you're the queen of sheba so carl's like hello

they they show up and they... Kyle does her usual hello.
Oh my God. I loved actually hearing this again where she goes, hello, how are you?

Reba's like, oh, here comes this twit.

Hello. Wow, what a pleasure to meet you, Erica.
I can't wait to hear your story. Something tells me it would only be published and sold in the back of a 7-Eleven somewhere.

Now, excuse me, let me sit in my chair where I like to get bored. So, Kyle's like, are you scared, Sutton? Are you scared? She's like, no, no.

Son tells us, Eric and I have been through a lot in five years. And we see five years of them fighting on the show, which is always fun.

So we're both guarded for good reasons.

But I'm so happy to see you all. I'm so happy that you came here.
Kyle's like, well, obviously we're missing Avi. So you want to talk about that? I have nothing going on.

So my daughter wants egg salad. So go ahead.
Tell us about your drama, Avi, what happened. She's like, oh,

okay. Well,

well,

I let Avi go. Okay.

Yeah. She says, nothing really happened.
There was not like any drama.

I would love to hear Avi's side of that.

He must have an ironclad NDA for Avi not to have gone on a podcast yet. Have I searched? Yeah, I am fairly certain that something probably happened.

No, I really don't don't know. Nothing really happened.
There was like no drama. I mean, I love him.
He made me laugh so hard.

The way I would bounce plates and then apples and the knives and the more plates on top of his head. And he'd be like, stop doing this to me.
And I'd be like, no, you're my servant.

You have to do this. Now stand still.
Oh, goodness, that was fun. It's been really sad.
Really, really sad. And the mom smiles like that.
Pansy finally got rid of him.

Finally.

He says me in my own kitchen. Yeah.

So she tells us, well, I've known Avi for a while and he's seen a lot. He saw me married.
He saw me divorced and he's seen Porter graduate. That was a big one.

I mean, who didn't want to see Porter graduate? Big moment for him. Big, huge.

You know, Avi was not only an employee, he was a close friend. He was a close friend, which is why I dumped his ass and you'll never see him red here again.
I'm sorry, inside voice.

And Erica's like, did you leave it on close terms? How'd that work out?

Well, I thought we did, but things got complicated when I said, you're fine. I will not give you any sort of benefits.
I never want to see you ever again. And you were never a good assistant.

Things just got complicated after that.

Look, I'm surprised. I was surprised to hear this about Avi, but it's not like Sutton was that easy on him.

And then we see clips of Sutton being like, where's my salad dressing?

Where are my shoes? Where are my trousers?

I just loved that they're like, let's show a really evil Sutton being mean to Avi Clip. Where's my salad dressing?

You know she was a handful as a boss, though. Oh, yeah.
I mean, he looked terrified.

I would never be Sutton's assistant. No, no, no, no.
Yeah, he looked terrified and everything. He was always like sweaty, like, okay, yeah, shall I get you that? Wrong fork.
Okay.

I said Coke zero, not that Coke.

Yeah, it's like when she was like, he's, he was a close friend. I'm like, he was on on your payroll, girl.
He's not a close friend. Sorry.

And she goes, well, look, personally, I just, I don't need a personal assistant. I just don't need that.
And they're like,

okay. Meanwhile, Nick's like, okay, ladies and gentlemen, getting everything just warming up your seat, Sutton.
Okay.

Sutton saying she doesn't need a personal assistant when she named her own daughter Porter is hilarious to me.

It's in the name. It's in the name.

I'd like you to meet my son chambermaid. Come in here.
Say hello. Say hello to the girls.

You know what actor I'm really enjoying these days? Austin Butler. What a talent.
What a talent.

He's really got something.

And so Erica's like, well, Sutton's being evasive, but you don't want to talk about it. Then it gets around, especially around here.
I get it all.

Sutton's like, it's just so hard. It's a friend that I've lost.
It's a friend who is very bad at his job.

A friend whose employer gave him chance after chance after chance, who had, honestly, one of the best employers that one could ever have. And that person is lost now.
What a shame.

Oh, speaking of that, what about Garcelle? You lost her too. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

Go ahead. Talk about that now, son.

Just sitting there. Gar's just sitting there piling it on, smiling.
Her eyes are like semi-crossed.

What's it feel like to know that you lost the war? Okay. Because people who signed up to watch Game of Thrones, this is kind of like, you know, when Cersei just has to lose King's Landing eventually.

We know it's going to happen. And it finally happened.
What's it feel like, huh?

Will she speak to you at all, son? She's like, no, she won't. Because I was like, well, I reached out to her, but then I didn't hear back from her.
And then, you know, I saw stuff in the press.

So,

well, she unfollowed me and I unfollowed her.

Well, I had to find out in the press. Oh, go ahead.
Go ahead.

I just want to say that Kesha also unfollowed her. And I just heard about that from Kesha.

Well, I had to find out in the press that she had unfollowed me because I don't, I don't, I don't know these things. Yeah, I don't, I don't stare at Instagram all day at all.
That's not me.

It's just not me.

But Kathy comes in.

Yeah, I don't believe it either. Kathy comes in and gives like a hug to Reba and tries to do like, I think like a sort of like an air kiss, like a sideways kiss.

Everybody's like, oh, no, you know, I don't like those sad kisses. I was like, only Reba.
Reba's the only person I think we've ever seen to actually critique Kathy Hilton.

And Kathy goes, yeah, I don't like them either. You just gave her one.

So now they have to go outside to eat their lunch. And Kathy's like, can I lift my glass before we start cabiddling and caboodling and fidoodling and fratidling? Whatever.

Reba, welcome to Los Angeles. And, you know, I would just like to extend grace to all the McIntyres and just say, I've loved your music for years.

What's she talking about? I was playing Huey Lewis on the piano, not Reba McIntyre. Mother, be quiet.
Be nice and just say thank you.

Okay, so mom and I were talking about Christian asking for an annulment in the Catholic Church. I don't know if you guys heard about this.
Kyle's like, um, don't you have to agree to do that?

Like, I don't know. Like, Kesha told me, like, you have to agree to that.
You guys talk to Kesha lately, or is that just me? I'm the only one friends with her. Oh, that's crazy.

And it's like, nope, you don't have to agree to it. And you know, who are they going to choose? Someone named Sutton or someone named Christian.
I mean, he's got religion behind his name.

I just got a notice that it was annulled. My marriage has been eradicated from the Catholic Church.

And so they're like, oh, no. That's cold.

What the hell is Christian doing? He's like 70. What the fuck does he care? We're 60 something, but like, what does he care? What the hell, Christian?

And Reba's like, does that mean that the children are bastards now? I was like, okay.

Is that what she said? Yes, you said that. She's like, does that mean they're bastards? She's like, no, no, no.
They took care of them.

I won't have anything. I couldn't understand what she said.

Do you see where I said what I said that happening? It still baffles. I couldn't understand what she said.
That's funny. Does this mean the kids are bastards?

Does that mean the kids are bastards? No, I didn't get to this age to have bastard grandchildren. Okay.
If they are bastards, I'm running out of the wheel of rot this second. No mother.

So

no, that changed. Francis changed everything.
You know, so the children are legitimate mother. Okay.

I was like, oh my God, that's so stupid. I mean, I use my maiden name for work, but now that's all I use

wow so like whenever i'm like working totally the same well

whenever i'm working with john wells you know because famously i did play nurse story on er and anyway john well is doing the pit now kind of the big tv show anyway whenever i work with him i just say kyle richards so you know just letting everyone know but basically the marriage was annulled everything

and

the letter that came to sutton said sutton brown or whatever her last name her last name is a guy's a monster this christian it's so unnecessary

Yeah. He's probably like, don't use my good name on Bravo television and sully it for the ancestors.
It's like, oh, shut up, sir. Shut up.

Yeah.

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