#2767 Crappy Hour 3/17/25: Dorit V Debts, Jax V Cocaine, Carl V Literature, Bravoleb Pods

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Speaker 1 Well, hello, everybody, and welcome to Crappy Hour.

Speaker 1 It is Monday, March 17th, 2025. I'm Ronnie Carom, and that over there is Mr.
Ben Mandelker, the handsome, the gorgeous, the talented, the thin, the well-quaffed, the mucho-haired. Ben Medelker.

Speaker 1 How are you doing today, baby?

Speaker 2 I am great. Thanks.
How are you doing?

Speaker 1 Good. I'm for reason cold, but other than that, I'm cold.
I'm great. I don't even mind really being cold.
I kind of like it, and I'm getting used to it.

Speaker 1 We were in Toronto and Minneapolis, and it was cold there. So I'm just going to get used to it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we were in all the cold weather climates up to this very morning. And then we flew all the way

Speaker 2 to LA from Toronto on an airline I had never even heard of called Porter Air, which was very nice. I liked it because it reminded me of Sutton's daughter named Porter.

Speaker 2 And they have a little cute raccoon as their mascot. They didn't have any running water in their bathroom to wash your hands after you peed, but that's okay.

Speaker 2 You know, and my, you know, there was water that dripped through the window

Speaker 2 onto me, which was alarming. But,

Speaker 2 you know, it was actually quite comfortable and it was a fun experience.

Speaker 1 Did you notice, though, that they made so many announcements on that flight it was nonsense they wouldn't shut the up and because we were coming from toronto they have to do everything in english and then you hear it in french too okay oh my gosh shut up and they wake you up too they put they make you listen and the lady made me take out my headphones to listen to her spiel about the seat belts and i'm like lady i've heard the spiel okay i get it you need your attention here's your attention okay you're doing a great job okay i understand about seat belts now tell me in french oh my god i was trying to sleep i have four hours of sleep and i'm sitting there on the plane trying to sleep and i was like every 10 minutes it's like ladies and gentlemen we will be coming down the aisle shortly to be telling you about coming down the aisle shortly and it's like ladies uh madame and monsieur

Speaker 2 uh

Speaker 2 vous alley

Speaker 2 and you're like okay and you're like starting to doze off again ladies and gentlemen we want you to know there will be wi-fi and you're like okay

Speaker 2 ladies and and gentlemen, the Wi-Fi is not working. There'll be a reset in 20 minutes.

Speaker 1 It was like non-stop. We had to hear about that Wi-Fi longer than the Wi-Fi worked.
The Wi-Fi worked for 20 minutes out of five hours. And they talked about it for four fucking hours.

Speaker 2 Oh my God, it was non-stop. And then at the gate, the gate was even worse because it was like every three seconds, every single gate, it was they had full volume.

Speaker 2 It was like Paige and Clarice Johnson, John Paul Bierson,

Speaker 2 Claire Bachoulli, and then it was like,

Speaker 2 it was like, and it was like every single gate. It was like, there was a gate that was down the hall, and they had the volume for that gate over where we were, gate A11, and we were A16.

Speaker 2 It was like constant noise this entire time.

Speaker 1 But otherwise, for sure. They got us today, that's for sure.
They did. But overall, super fun time.
Good to be back. And good to be talking crap about some Bravo headlines.

Speaker 1 Let's get into them, shall we? It was a pretty busy week on Bravo, you know, since our last, since two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 I mean, for one thing, on a show that I've never watched or never given a shit about, Sheena was on it. So that was a big surprise.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like, oh my God, Sheena turned out to be in the mass singer. And my only question is, how did you not know it was Sheena? I mean, wasn't every song just like,

Speaker 1 corner?

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 1 I'd love to go take one of every one of the prime cocktails.

Speaker 2 Imagine if she was on just a masked waitress you imagine you go to sir and like a someone in like a b costume comes up and you're like who is that waitress i swear i recognize their voice like hi it's sheena i'm your waitress it's always they might as well be masked as waitresses at sir for for the good they do Sheena had a very, very big

Speaker 2 past two weeks since we last checked in because Sheena took a photo with Lady Gaga. It's the time of the year when our bravo lebritis are taking photos with people.

Speaker 2 You know, last year we had Teresa with Taylor Swift. that was 2024.
2025 gave us James Kennedy with the Tate Brothers and Sheena with Lady Gaga. So Sheena then went on to shenanigans.

Speaker 2 This isn't written down here on her sheet. I just don't remember this right now, Ronnie.
But did you see she had a clip of her?

Speaker 2 And she was on, I think it was shenanigans, or she was talking to our friend Kiki. And I forget who the other person was.
I feel like we knew who they were, but I'm sorry. I just remember Kiki.

Speaker 2 And Sheena was like, oh my God, I had like the craziest day. Like, I went, I was like, backstage, and I saw Lady Gaga.
I was like, after Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 2 And like, I walked up up to her, and like, all I wanted to do was just like say hi. I wasn't even going to take a photo at all.
I will absolutely not gonna take a photo.

Speaker 2 And then Lady Gaga was like, oh my God, it's Sheena. And I was like, oh my God, you're excited to see me.
I'm excited to see you. Like, singer to singer.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 And then people were taking photos.

Speaker 1 And they're like, we have to airdrop this to you.

Speaker 2 And then she grabbed my arm and she like led me through the party and was like, you guys, you guys all have to meet Sheena. It was like the best day of my life.

Speaker 1 I'm a sha.

Speaker 1 A lot of people met Lady Gaga this week. I saw Lady Gaga all over the Instagram.
Lady Gaga was like, you know what? I'm back. I'm just going to go hug everybody on their Instagram this week.

Speaker 1 That's all I'm going to do.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Well, you know, Sheena and Lady Gaga did both have cameo appearances on the same show, I believe, aka the Hills.
So it all comes back together.

Speaker 2 Victoria in the chat says, I'm honestly so happy for Sheena. And honestly, honestly, I am too.
That's so cool. And I am jealous of everyone who got to meet Lady Gaga.

Speaker 1 We were not on her press tour, but I don't know who can watch the math singer. I call that show The Earplugged Viewer because it's like, who's wearing the earplugs? Me.
It's me every week. Me?

Speaker 1 Bless her heart.

Speaker 1 So that was that.

Speaker 1 For those of you who missed it, Carl Radke is coming out with a biography. It's called Cake Eater.
It's like, oh,

Speaker 1 people wonder where the name Cake Eater came from. It's from

Speaker 1 people who grew up, you know, privileged. People think I have so much privilege.

Speaker 1 You know, in Pittsburgh, my neighborhood in Pittsburgh, people would call the privileged kids who have everything cake eaters. Well, I'm not a cake eater, so I made a book called Cake Eater.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's about misconceptions about me, Carl Rodkey. Haw.

Speaker 2 One misconception is that I don't like weight being put on me. But guess what? I want you to put your weight on me.

Speaker 1 The other misconception is that I like hard hugs. I do not like hard hugs.
I like soft hugs.

Speaker 1 Soft hugs.

Speaker 1 Soft hugs, but I want them to be long.

Speaker 2 Soft, long, long soft hugs.

Speaker 1 So that's always fun. I'm glad Carl's dipping into the world of literature.

Speaker 1 Yeah, good for him.

Speaker 2 We also mention on our live show that, of course, I'm getting a phone call.

Speaker 1 Stop it.

Speaker 2 That Jax Taylor, Jax Taylor has a new podcast called In the Mind of a Man.

Speaker 2 Because his big confession

Speaker 2 since we last checked in on Crappy Hour, Jax has a cocaine addiction. I know, I know, everyone, just

Speaker 2 relax. It's shocking news, but he has a cocaine addiction.
It's very difficult to hear and process.

Speaker 1 Well, let's just hope it's not as strong as his addiction to telling the truth. You know, yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he came out and, you know, he did it in a good way because he really didn't try to profit off of it at all. Speaking of profiting off addiction, he was like, you know what?

Speaker 1 I have a Coke addiction and a new podcast. Just going on tour.
It's like, wow, way to sell it. You know, get it all out there at the same time.

Speaker 2 Maybe he should rename his podcast from In the Mind of a Man to In the Nose of a Man.

Speaker 1 I don't think either one of his are working too well. So

Speaker 2 there's a lot of space.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so he's shocking the world. And then the other podcast that we mentioned, but you may have missed, is that Brian from Roney has a new podcast out called See Below.

Speaker 1 And she made an Instagram with it. And she just took wacky pictures of herself.
It's like, oh my God, please see below.

Speaker 1 And it's just a close-up of her tongue coming out of her mouth like that.

Speaker 1 So that sounds terrifying. I'm sure it'll be full of lies, which is fine, is fine by me.
I love Scamanda.

Speaker 1 So that's coming out, but they're not the only ones. Have you read the onslaught that have been coming in ever since those two announced?

Speaker 2 Wait, there's more than that?

Speaker 1 There's more. There's even more.
That's a lot.

Speaker 2 That's already an onslaught.

Speaker 1 There is one. I'm going to look it up right now.

Speaker 2 Oh, I see one already.

Speaker 1 Gia Judice. Gia Judice is getting a podcast.
It's called Casual Chaos. Gia Judice.

Speaker 1 That's what I think of.

Speaker 2 casual chaos. What a bored chaos.
That's the vibe that she doesn't even give off chaos.

Speaker 2 She should just call her podcast bored because that's how she always looks.

Speaker 1 It's going to be all right, you guys. Today on my podcast, Teresa is really taking a lot of shit from Melissa.

Speaker 1 And I really don't approve of not being loved properly by my uncle Joe, who I loved with all my heart.

Speaker 2 I can't. I really can't.

Speaker 2 We also have a new one coming out from that most magnetic personality on Bravo, Michelle Lolly, also known as Michelle. I don't even know how to say her name because she dropped the lolly.

Speaker 2 So it's Michelle Sannyai. Sonny Eye? Sunny.
Sunny.

Speaker 1 I don't know. Sunny.
Sunny Eye. Sunny.

Speaker 2 Sanny. She puts the I insane, but then she has another I.

Speaker 2 It's S-A-N-I-E-I.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 double I. She has one.

Speaker 2 My name is Michelle.

Speaker 1 She's kind of a pod person, so I'm surprised she hasn't had a podcast yet.

Speaker 1 What are we talking about today?

Speaker 2 Today we're talking about Jesse.

Speaker 2 Her podcast is aptly named The Pursuit of Sassiness.

Speaker 2 Has she begun the pursuit? How far is she on that journey?

Speaker 1 The pursuit of sassiness. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 The pursuit of sassiness. Just me, Michelle, your sassiest best friend from TV.

Speaker 1 The sassiest girl on TV.

Speaker 1 Talking about

Speaker 2 me, Michelle, Michelle Sanini,

Speaker 2 talking about, I mean, by the way,

Speaker 2 I feel like our impersonation of her is that she's kind of like AI generated, right? Her voice. So it's, of course, like her last name is so AI generated sounding.
Saniyai.

Speaker 2 Sanai, at least the way we pronounce it. It's actually probably has a very normal last name sound.
I'm probably being culturally insensitive also while I say this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so, but I'm not really sure what it is. So I can't even argue it.
And I can't argue for or against her. I can argue against this podcast.
So there's another one.

Speaker 1 Are you ready for another one?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is here you go. Now, this is going to be the best one.

Speaker 1 And oddly enough, it's called Come Together, which I think is the most awkward title for a podcast from these two because they literally want to make people think they're coming all the time with the people, with other people.

Speaker 1 It's the most exciting.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you, they're really handing podcasts to very charismatic people. We've got Gia Judice.
We've got Michelle Lolly. And now we've got the hottest couple in town, Erin

Speaker 1 and Gabe. Erin and Abe.

Speaker 1 Lachey. No, not Lachey.
What's her last name? Leaky. Leaky.

Speaker 1 Lichy. Leachy.
Lichy. Lichy.
Leachy.

Speaker 2 Lichy. I feel like we also

Speaker 2 get a podcast episode. I don't know if I say her last name.
Lichy. Lichy.
Lichy, Erin Lichy. Erin is, yeah, she's, um,

Speaker 2 she's got a pod. God, I can't wait to hear that.
Hi, everyone. I'm Erin.
This is Abe the babe. Hi, Abe.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 call.

Speaker 1 Call.

Speaker 2 What was that video? Did you send it to me? Who sent me the video of her cooking recently where she was like, I think it was

Speaker 2 our friend, our friend Amanda sent it who it was like, it was Erin making a sandwich, like a grilled cheese sandwich with Gouda or something. She's like, here's what I like to do.

Speaker 2 I take Gouda and I put it on bread and then I toast it.

Speaker 1 Aaron, first episode, Conkling Hanks. Second episode, Bitcoin.
Also, Erin's been all over the news.

Speaker 1 She's been on like, you know, news stickers or whatever, talking about how she's going to overcome tariffs for Mezcal. We would do anything to bring Mezcal to the United States.

Speaker 2 People haven't even tasted Mezcal in America, and now there's already a tariff on it.

Speaker 1 So, good luck to everybody. I'm not going to listen to any of you, but good luck.

Speaker 1 So, they speaking of Aaron, Erin has also been really trying to get Lindsay Hubbard on Real Housewives of New York City. She said in an interview, oh my God, I would love to have Lindsay.

Speaker 1 I'm going to totally try to get her in there because, you know, I'm a producer of Real Housewives of New York as everyone.

Speaker 1 As the most fascinating cast member of a show that hasn't been working for the past two seasons, I'm going to pull my weight and try and get Lindsay Hubhouse on there. What do you think?

Speaker 1 She'd be a good one.

Speaker 2 I don't think Lindsay would fit in because Lindsay's entertaining. So I think that might be a, that just is not like the right culture for Roni.
But

Speaker 2 that was me being sarcastic.

Speaker 2 No, I actually don't think that Lindsay would fit in because the thing is this, I'm actually glad you brought this up.

Speaker 2 Because

Speaker 2 every show has like a different energy.

Speaker 2 And when people cross over, when people cross into real housewives or real housewives cross into like the youth, quote unquote, youth-oriented shows, it feels weird.

Speaker 2 So for instance, when Ashley was dating Luke, it like didn't even make sense because Ashley is, I think, like 36 or so, 36, 37.

Speaker 2 So she's actually younger than several cast members on Summer House or as a contemporary.

Speaker 2 But like Ashley partying in like the summer house or winter house is disorienting because she's a real housewife and it doesn't feel like that should be bridged. And so it's a weird thing.

Speaker 2 And the reason why I brought this up is because Aaron is a real housewife. I think Aaron is 36 or 37.
And I was just thinking about it.

Speaker 2 Like there are several people on these shows who are much older than Aaron. And yet it's weird to, it's weird to think of that like Shep is so much older than Aaron, right?

Speaker 2 But Aaron's only 36. I don't know what I'm trying to get.
This is the four hours of sleep speaking here, but the point is.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm following. I mean, I'm listening to you.

Speaker 2 The point is that, like, it's weird to think about, like, the reason why I can't have Lindsay on the same show as Aaron is because Lindsay is from a bravo sphere where you're 36 or 37 and you still seem like

Speaker 2 like a like like a kid like a like a someone who's just like partying at 22 you know so like if you put her on roney we suddenly have to face the fact that either Aaron is much younger than she her vibe is or Lindsay is older than her vibe and it like doesn't compute for me you know actually it computes perfectly for me I think she's just what that show needs Because I, you know, what you're saying, I get like taking someone from one of the youth-oriented shows, but they're aged out of that show.

Speaker 1 And also, Real Housewives of New York is kind of like a youth. They're trying to make it like a more youthful version of Housewives.
So I think Lindsay would fit.

Speaker 1 And also she's, she's being an, she's an influencer now. I was going to say trying to be, but she's an influencer now.
So she would fit right in with those people.

Speaker 1 And she's also unhinged enough to make that interesting. Like I'd love to see her go against

Speaker 1 the comment you just put up is Lindsey Hubbard is Avery's grandmother.

Speaker 2 I'm also really happy the comments are finally showing up on the bottom instead of right over our foreheads.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I think she'd be perfect for it. That show needs all the help it can get.
And she needs to go away from Summerhouse.

Speaker 1 Like Summer House, she's too good for, she's too good for Summerhouse now. She's like top shelf Summerhouse and Summerhouse is going lower and lower.

Speaker 1 So I'll say good off of there and take her to the Housewives of New York. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and she'll have a baby. It'll be sort of weird to having a baby on Summerhouse.

Speaker 2 Speaking of the age thing, you know what I was thinking about? Um, did you know that Whitney from Southern Charm is older than Mauricio? Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's Whitney's an elderly.

Speaker 1 He's a missionary.

Speaker 2 He's 56 years old, which places him like I was trying to think. He's older than Giselle.
Um, he's older than Mauricio. He's not older than PK.
I obviously had some time to do some comparison.

Speaker 2 I was like, maybe there's someone fun I can find. Because, like, a big thing that I, that we once thought about was that Sheena is older than Aaron.
And that's weird.

Speaker 2 Like, it's weird to think that Sheena is older than certain real housewives, right? Like, or like how Avril Levine is older than Lady Gaga. You know, it's like weird, it's a weird conceptual thing.

Speaker 1 So, like, well, some things I can understand being like, wow, Aaron, because she looked, you don't know how old she is because she acts weird. I mean, I don't know, but Whitney?

Speaker 1 I mean, Whitney, I've never looked at Whitney and been like, wow, what a youthful chap. I wonder.
I know you're younger than.

Speaker 1 If you told me Whitney was as old as like Cheetah Rivera, I'd be like, okay, like I would believe. I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 It's weird. No, it's weird that Whitney is

Speaker 2 like, he's old. Like he's definitely old for Bravo, quote-unquote, Bravo.

Speaker 2 But it's just, I think that being on like the show where everyone is still like just going out and partying, it still is weird to think that he is

Speaker 2 that like Mauricio, like Mauricio, like he is a,

Speaker 2 he is a senior to Mauricio.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's like, he's like a generation above Mauricio.

Speaker 1 Charlotte says, Whitney looks older than Patricia. Agreed.

Speaker 1 You know,

Speaker 1 Patricia knows how to wand and do all that shit. You know, it's like Patricia told me the first time she met me.
She said, You should do Botox. I said, I do Botox.
And she says, You couldn't tell.

Speaker 1 It's like, okay. You know, so I'm surprised that Whitney has been able to age like that with a mother who's constantly like,

Speaker 1 have you tried a red light therapy? I mean, do something. Jesus Christ, Whitney.

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Speaker 2 Well, here's another age thing to sort of blow your mind. Okay, I'm going to verify it.
So Aaron Leachy is, she is 37 years old.

Speaker 2 Avery Singer is, I think, Avery Singer says about 30 years old.

Speaker 1 That means that Avery Singer is six years, six or seven years younger than aaron lichy that is wild that is weird but you know what i don't really think about age because i know why i'm upset i know that's why so i've stopped thinking about age i don't care about anybody's age anymore and also with all the fillers and the botox and stuff you just can't tell because people like lexi from summer house she's so young but she gets all the you know the lip and the and the talks and all that stuff and so i don't know if you told me she was 40 i'd believe it and i don't mean that in a mean way like she looks she looks bad she looks great.

Speaker 1 But everybody kind of gets that same like plumpy, you know,

Speaker 1 look so that you can't tell how old I am. So listen, I've watched too much Housewives to start worrying about age.
I'm not worrying about it now. That's for sure.

Speaker 2 Well, this concludes Ben Mandelker's ages, aren't they? Crazy segment for

Speaker 1 March 2025. Whose age difference is crazier?

Speaker 2 Years. Am I right, guys?

Speaker 1 So some other stuff going on is Tamara Judge posted. Let me open this link.
Open link URL. Okay.
No, I copied link URL. God, you know what? When am I going to learn how to use the internet?

Speaker 1 Guys, anybody, can anybody explain the internet? So Tamara had another tantrum, and she posted an Instagram, a tantrum.

Speaker 1 A possum trump. And she posted an Instagram that was like, you know what? Fuck this reality stuff.
When you got real life pain going on, realities for the birds. I'm out.
I'm out of here. I quit.

Speaker 1 And somebody wrote, oh my God, Tamara, are you quitting OC? And she said, yeah, I am. Fuck yeah, I am.

Speaker 1 And of course, our speculation was she must have gotten into a fight with Gretchen and Gretchen won the fight. And then Tamara ran away barefoot, screaming, you'll never see me again.

Speaker 1 Which is what she's, she did when that swimsuit design lady came after her.

Speaker 1 And that is what happened. They were in New Orleans filming and she got in a fight with Gretchen and Gretchen won.
And so Tamara ran away screaming and crying and quit.

Speaker 1 And I think she's already shooting the show again. I don't think she really quit.
Tamara isn't quitting that show. She's got leaks to fix in her house in Big Bear.

Speaker 2 Not only is she not quitting, we don't, I actually don't want her to quit. She's a great villain and she has a job to do.
Like OC is white hot right now and she cannot step away from it.

Speaker 2 And you know, we're not the only ones who said that.

Speaker 2 Teddy told Tamara that because they did an episode of two teas in a pod teddy came back teddy has had her surgery they've still found more tumors it's a very scary situation with what's going on with teddy but she's like it i'm showing up to work i'm not gonna let this get me get me down and good for her good for teddy and teddy was like i

Speaker 2 I showed up to work, Tamara. You need to get back to work.
And I really applaud Teddy for scolding Tamara because Teddy is dealing with a lot more shit than Tamara's dealing with.

Speaker 2 And Tamara's the one being like, like, oh my God, there's real stuff going on. And Teddy's Teddy's like, don't use me as a crutch for why you're quitting the show.
Get back to work.

Speaker 2 And Tamara should get back to work.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And also, you know, Teddy, no matter what shape Teddy's in, Teddy's going to be like, listen, girl, Real Housewives of Orange County is the reason our podcast is so big.

Speaker 1 One of us needs to be on TV and we know it's not going to be me. Get your ass back to work.

Speaker 2 Okay. To it.

Speaker 1 We have a contract.

Speaker 2 Yep, exactly. So it looks like she got back to work.

Speaker 2 So we don't know what happened on that New Orleans trip, but obviously, I mean, look, now we are way more interested than we ever thought we'd be in this New Orleans trip.

Speaker 2 I mentioned, oh, you guys didn't hear it yet because I mentioned this on our Roni recap, and we're not releasing that just yet. So

Speaker 2 one of our listeners was down in New Orleans and saw the cast in the airport.

Speaker 2 flying back home and was on the flight with them and we have Intel Intel as our friends on Bitchstash would say boots on the ground. So is everyone ready for an AV presentation?

Speaker 2 Because they sent us videos

Speaker 1 and pictures.

Speaker 2 Well, first, let me share a picture. So present image file.
Image file. Okay.
So they took a picture walk.

Speaker 2 Okay. It's coming up.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 This is a picture.

Speaker 2 So they said Gretchen and Heather on the plane. looking very salty towards each other.

Speaker 2 Let's see.

Speaker 2 Let me read what the actual email said while you're all looking at this picture.

Speaker 1 Wait, why do you say they look salty at each other? They're just like looking at their phones, aren't they?

Speaker 2 No, no, no. She said, she said, Gretchen and Heather didn't speak the whole flight, and you two were the first people I thought to tell.

Speaker 2 So this is evident. This is...

Speaker 1 Yeah, but how are you going to script when the person's sitting in front of you?

Speaker 1 Gretchen is. I'm just reporting.

Speaker 1 I'm just reporting.

Speaker 2 But yeah,

Speaker 2 it is funny, though. I love seeing this picture of Gretchen and Heather together, both looking down at their phones, probably like texting people, like, would you believe what Gretchen said today?

Speaker 2 And Gretchen's saying, hey,

Speaker 2 in texts. So that's them.

Speaker 1 Someone's asking if they're on Southwest. No, they're not on Southwest.
By the way, Southwest is dead to me with their new rules. Listen, I put up with your bullshit, A, B, and C group.

Speaker 1 I paid for the little early bird special to get on the plane. You're testing me, Southwest.
You're fucking with me. I'm not

Speaker 1 going to have new rules. They're going to charge you for luggage.
Fuck you. I know it's not about Southwest, but just while I have the chance.
Fuck you guys. Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay. So anyway, they're not on South Africa.

Speaker 2 Porter Airlines. Okay, by the way, Porter Airlines was good.

Speaker 1 They just were, they just talked to me. They had a great bootable.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Porter Airlines had a good bootable. Yeah.
Oh, wow. But yeah, they did.
The raccoon. I love the raccoon.

Speaker 2 I don't know why they chose a raccoon as their mascot because I'm like,

Speaker 1 I was like, what the fuck, man?

Speaker 2 No. No, they had like a little raccoon.
Did you see the raccoon?

Speaker 1 No, I didn't even notice just a raccoon. No, I never saw it.

Speaker 2 Raccoon was great.

Speaker 1 Raccoon was great. You know what's so weird is I didn't notice it was a raccoon, but I was watching the film

Speaker 1 Wild Robot on the plane, which was great. I cried, I laughed, then I cried some more, then I laughed some more, then I cried some more.
Then I was like, this isn't realistic.

Speaker 1 So that was great. And there was a raccoon in it.
Wow. What a wow.
So they are on Southwest is the point.

Speaker 1 They are on Delta, but I know why Heather's pissed because these aren't like real first class seats.

Speaker 1 These are those ones where you pay for first class, but they're just like slightly bigger and you don't get shit.

Speaker 2 She's like, where where is my pod?

Speaker 2 She's like, the fact that I have to sit with another person adjacent to me. I will adjudicate the adjacency.

Speaker 2 So actually, if you're wondering what Heather, what Heather Debrow's mood was, it's hard to know, but we also have video. So here comes the video, everyone.
Let me remove the photo.

Speaker 2 We have two videos.

Speaker 2 The videos, you can't hear anything, but you see Heather

Speaker 2 talking and she's so Heather. So please enjoy.
Here's the first video.

Speaker 2 I'm muted it because you don't need to hear the sound of ambient airport noise. So here we go.
And we'll try to

Speaker 2 figure out what she's saying. Okay.

Speaker 2 Can you see it? Here she is. She's talking.

Speaker 2 And I said very clearly, I do not want a hurricane. I do not drink hurricanes.
And you know what they said to me? They said, you will have the hurricane.

Speaker 1 And I said, well, I'm not going to have that.

Speaker 2 I didn't sign up to have the hurricane and I'm not going to have a hurricane.

Speaker 1 And they're disgusting drinks. They did, oh, you're going to have the hurricane.

Speaker 2 Well, I think it's my turn.

Speaker 2 that was perfect that was actually the perfect amount of time too for that clip i really went someplace i was i don't know i was not doing the crappy hour in that moment that moment i actually channeled heather okay here comes the other video

Speaker 2 oh there this was

Speaker 2 if you have the same thing right no no now she's pointing more see look come over here stand over here

Speaker 2 I just love that she made her stand.

Speaker 2 I'm turning this one over because I missed the first part.

Speaker 2 Okay, whoever you are, you cannot have an autograph. And if you want an autograph, let me tell you something.
Wendy Malik doesn't even give those out. So you should be so lucky to talk to me.

Speaker 2 Get over here. Okay, let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 I give autographs, but not in an airport.

Speaker 2 Do you understand what I'm trying to say? Airport, no autograph. Street, yes, autograph.

Speaker 2 Are you talking to me? I'm not listening to you.

Speaker 1 You are talking to me. You don't even know what I had to deal with in New Orleans.
I said, why are we starting this here? These are picnic tables. This isn't a classy restaurant.

Speaker 1 Why are we eating something called beignets? These are ben boos. These are bamboos.

Speaker 1 And I love that she's being so actory and she keeps drawing the person back in. I think she's trying, it looks like she's practicing a fight that she's going to have, doesn't it? I love it.

Speaker 1 It's like, unless in Tamra, you don't run away. You stay.
You deal with the problem.

Speaker 2 You know what I love? You know what hand movement of hers I love?

Speaker 2 I love when she does a series of points and then she does that weird kind of like slow motion backhand where she sort of moves her hand as a full paddle slowly back and then sort of does a wave with it.

Speaker 2 Watch. Here she is.
Point, point, point, point, point, point, point, point,

Speaker 1 pull,

Speaker 1 wave.

Speaker 1 Backhand. Explain it.
Bring it home.

Speaker 1 Elbow point.

Speaker 2 Now ignore what the poor person says. Just stare at them.

Speaker 2 And now the poor person's trying to do a crap. She's trying to do claw hand.
She's like, okay, let me see your claw hand.

Speaker 1 All right. I will let you do claw hand to me and I will tell you if you can do it properly.
Go.

Speaker 2 This is your cue. This is when you do the now.

Speaker 1 Do it now. No, no, that's not right.
What are you shaking your fist at me? What are you at a protest? What are you going to burn your bra? This is not a claw hand.

Speaker 2 I could narrate this for two hours.

Speaker 1 It's just so Heather standing in the middle of the airport making a huge scene.

Speaker 1 Just the pointing and the.

Speaker 1 And I love what she pulls. People are trying to pass.
That is funny. She pulls her head away.
There's a man with a mop. Please do not stop him.

Speaker 2 And I said, okay, stand over here. Closer to the rich person.
Okay, now slow backhand.

Speaker 2 Because you know, in that moment when she does that backhand, you know, she's making fun of like, oh, you're so smart, Gretchen.

Speaker 2 Oh, so Gretchen, so she tells me, she pulls me and she says, you, you stand right over here. And I said, oh, you're so clever with your stage directions.
Well, guess what?

Speaker 2 I put in the time to work with Monday Malik and you didn't. And I had to go through that.
So I don't want to hear it from you.

Speaker 1 I love that people are so used to being filmed in public that even the guy who's pushing the cleaning cart is aware that he's being filmed. Watch him pass and look straight into the camera.

Speaker 1 Like, really?

Speaker 2 He's

Speaker 1 like, hey guys, this shit's good, right?

Speaker 1 He's like,

Speaker 1 he's like, look at the camera.

Speaker 2 She's doing her

Speaker 2 doing her little elbow thing.

Speaker 2 Kara in the comments says, we are getting a bonus, bonus airport snap. Yeah, we're doing someone else's airport snap.
I mean, I could sit here and just,

Speaker 1 God, I really. Fucking Heather, man.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Fucking Heather.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Great work. Great work, Heather.

Speaker 1 What else do we have? Okay, so some of the other big news was that Tracy Tudor from Million Dollar Listing LA

Speaker 1 went on to,

Speaker 1 what'd she go on first? Jeff? I guess she went on Jeff first. I think she went on.
She went on Watch What Happens too, right?

Speaker 2 I have to say, where else can she go on to?

Speaker 1 Those two.

Speaker 2 I was like, I don't know what, I don't know what. I don't know, like, it's not like she's going on extra or anything like that.
It's no, she was on the same.

Speaker 1 She was on my line with Jed.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, yeah, she was probably on Jeff.
And then was she on? Because she wasn't on Watch What Happens Live anytime recently, was she?

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I get it all confused in my head.

Speaker 1 So many things I don't watch. She's been on.
Just kidding, everybody. Okay, so she went on Jeff and you know Jeff, messy ass Jeff.
He knows how to generate those headlines. He is great at this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's really good at getting himself in the middle of the conversation. I mean, ham the guy credit.
He has a skill. He does.
So, and it's mess. His skill is mess, pure mess.

Speaker 1 So she went on there and she was talking about what a phony Doreet is.

Speaker 1 And basically, Darit is not paying her bills. Well, anybody who's been reading the real hard news of the day knows that Doreen, Doreen and Piquet don't pay their bills.
They don't have any money.

Speaker 1 Why is anybody working for these people? They're not going to fucking pay you. Okay.

Speaker 1 So she claims a member of

Speaker 1 Doreet's Glam Squad. was paid after she called her out for stiffing them on an episode of Jeff Lewis's messy ass show called Mess Mess with Jeff Mess Lewis.

Speaker 1 After seeing the 48-year-old star had appeared on Watch What Happens Live, where she slammed Tracy's claims as attention-seeking and accused hairstylist Chris Dylan of overcharging her.

Speaker 1 Oh, girl, you're learning from the Erica playbook here. That's what Erica did.
She's like, oh, they wanted to be paid.

Speaker 1 Well, they were trying to overcharge me, so I called the feds on them and had them thrown in prison.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 2 I think he was just charging. I think he was like, hey, I cut your hair.
I did your hair. I went to New York.
I was there for three days. You're supposed to pay for my hotel.

Speaker 2 And you haven't paid me anything. That's not overcharging.
That's charging. You have to pay people for their services.

Speaker 1 Yes. And then she accused him of basically using her credit card and all this shit.
She's accusing him of really shady shit. So, you know, he came out and said she's a liar.
And then

Speaker 1 Tracy...

Speaker 1 tweeted or Instagram. I don't know.
Guess who got his wire transfer today, though? Tracy wrote in a comment to Eclipse, shared shared of the Watch What Happens live episode.

Speaker 1 After Tracy spoke out, a number of other commenters reacted to the situation, and some targeted the realtor. Who's stalking who on Instagram now? One person asked.
And Darique replied, Exookly!

Speaker 1 Exookly.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 2 Now, let's not forget. I mean,

Speaker 2 the tier of the makeup artists and the hairstylists hairstylists that sort of circulate around all the bravo lebridies. They are messy as hell.
They are so messy.

Speaker 2 They deserve to be paid for their work, but they are messy, messy, messy, messy. But this is a funny kind of mess because I like that this guy was like, you know what?

Speaker 2 I'm not getting paid. So you know who's going to do my work? You know who I'm going to take it to? I'm taking it to Tracy Tudor.

Speaker 2 She'll get the word out about me.

Speaker 1 Oh, and then Dorit

Speaker 1 wrote, Well, apparently, funny, funny, that apparently she's been trying for years and kept getting turned down to get on real housewives of biblios. Well, maybe this was a last ditched attempt.

Speaker 2 I, you know,

Speaker 2 I would believe that, but I also think it's so funny when people are on the housewives, they become the meet,

Speaker 2 they are, they're like the mean girls

Speaker 2 of like Bravo. Like they're like, you can't sit with us.
You tried to get onto our show. good luck and they're always doing that and the next thing you know they're fired and dropped

Speaker 2 and then they have to sit there knowing that they acted like that and now they're on the other side of it just wait just wait yeah just

Speaker 1 just you wait henry higgins so a commenter said tracy tudor who even are you you look like you're trying to look like dorete you wish how much jealousy do you carry within yourself to kick a woman when she's down you know i hate that

Speaker 1 kick a woman or kick somebody when they're down that's That's how you play soccer. Nobody yells at those people.
That's what you do. There's something on the ground, you kick it.

Speaker 1 It's like when you see litter. What are you going to do? Pick it up? No, you could hurt your back.
Kick it. Okay.
This is duvo. Listen.
This is a sport.

Speaker 2 Listen, they have a point. Okay.
Dareit,

Speaker 2 this is someone who lost $60,000 in a big lots. Okay.
It's a tough time for her.

Speaker 2 You don't kick a woman down after she's, after she brought $60,000 of cash into a big lot and got it stolen right out of her cart while she was browsing the impulse buys.

Speaker 1 I was robbed. Robbed of $10,000 straight out of my target shopping cart, my home goods shopping, my,

Speaker 1 you know, Joanne Fabrics shopping cart. Where was I? I don't know, but it was $10,000.
I was stalked.

Speaker 1 R.I.P.

Speaker 2 Oh, R.I.P. to Joanne's Fabrics, of course.

Speaker 1 I'm surprised that we're

Speaker 2 sorry. You're surprised we have to.
No, I was going to make a really stupid comment.

Speaker 1 I want to hear it. I love stupid comments.

Speaker 2 I was just going to say, I'm surprised we feel like Bravo is the sort of place that we would have met like the

Speaker 2 we would have met Joanne from Joanne's Fabrics. Like we would have met the person who's like,

Speaker 2 so my claim to fame is that my dad started Joanne's Fabrics, you know?

Speaker 1 Well, I heard a little rumor, but somebody's dad's sword's going out of business. How about that, Bill?

Speaker 2 Forever 21 is also

Speaker 2 filed for bankruptcy, I think, today, or recently. So, so much for the wardrobe for many of these shows.

Speaker 1 Forever not 21 anymore. That's what I've always called this store.

Speaker 1 So, Reality Blurb is giving us a lot today because we've already read from them.

Speaker 1 Oh, by the way, we were just reading from Reality Blurb. So, thanks to Reality Blurb.
But also, guess what? More stories because it's Darit. And they really do not like Darit.

Speaker 1 So, people were accusing Darit and PK of just faking this divorce storyline because it really doesn't seem to be happening. And then they're seen together all the time looking happy.

Speaker 1 And Darit, you know, it's rumored that Dorit was going to be fired. Well, literally every year that Darit's been on, it's been rumored that she's getting fired because Dorit really doesn't do a lot.

Speaker 1 She does, she does a lot for us. Like we enjoy.
making fun of Darit a lot, but she doesn't do much on the show. So every year it's rumored she's going to get fired.

Speaker 1 And so every time any storyline happens with Dari, she's accused of falsing the story, falsifying the storyline, like the robbery,

Speaker 1 the multiple robberies, stuff like that. So now they're being accused of faking this divorce.

Speaker 1 So now they're really upping their game because PK was spotted in New York when Dorit was doing Watch What Happens Live. So people are like, oh my God, he's there supporting Darit.

Speaker 1 So they're faking it. So PK.

Speaker 1 Sparked rumors of a new romance during a recent visit to New York City. Am I right, babe? As his estranged wife, Dorit Derek was also in the big apple.

Speaker 1 For watch what happens, PK stepped out with the mystery brunette at what appeared to be a nightclub.

Speaker 2 Yeah, and there is video from TikTok, which I'm going to show.

Speaker 2 It's going to be kind of janky because it's embedded within the Reality Burburb website, but I'm going to show it to you because I do not believe that PK and this woman are an item because you see them and you see she's doing that that like that kind of like looking around the room slow kind of like little dance thing that you do when someone's trying to talk to you and you're pretending like you kind of can't even see them like sorry i'm dancing i i don't see people around me and she's doing it so clearly to avoid him and uh also by the way keep an eye out for her but as an extra bonus this is sort of like follows up like this is like a complimentary thing that it complements what you pointed out with the heather de breaux video how that guy with the dumpster who went by heather de breaux looks at the camera in this case we have another guy who goes by the camera and he gives this look he gives such a cartoony look.

Speaker 1 He goes, he has a look on his face that's like, why are you wanna?

Speaker 2 It's a real special treat. It's a very real treat.

Speaker 1 Show me. Show me.
I need to see it.

Speaker 1 Okay, ready? All right, here we are. Some ticky-talkie.

Speaker 2 Let's make it big.

Speaker 1 Let's make it real. Make it large.
Make it full screen, babe.

Speaker 2 Can you see it, babe?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 A lot of old guys in this nightclub. What is this? A lot of guys.
What's that place that we used to go to in New York? Real Housewives of New York. Beauty.
Beauty. Boutique.
This is the new boutique.

Speaker 1 oh my god pk's dancing really well he looks great

Speaker 2 it's diddy uh i don't this is it moved on moved on okay wait let's see pk sure looks different

Speaker 2 here wait i'm gonna show you again i'm gonna try to go side okay this is just

Speaker 1 like some little kid in the basement

Speaker 2 play it went to a child

Speaker 2 okay it said i hate okay

Speaker 1 here we go

Speaker 2 so okay for Oh, every time you pause it, it puts that child up. It puts that child up.
Okay, so there she is. There's the guy who's really upset.

Speaker 2 I'm going to hit the loop.

Speaker 2 She's just dancing. She's just trying to avoid him.
You see,

Speaker 1 PK is a little bit of a damn thing. That's the whole video.

Speaker 2 That's the whole video. That's

Speaker 1 spotting PK. It's some old guy talking to some women.
Like, what is so?

Speaker 2 Yeah, watch the guy turn around with a scowl. Did you see the guys turn around with a scowl? That's kind of the best part.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Like, that guy's not used to getting turned down.
Please. It's not your first time at this.

Speaker 2 This guy look at her.

Speaker 2 This doesn't have good controls it's not good to the point is that this is not

Speaker 2 this is not an affair if you ask me this is a person who got cornered by pk and wants him to go away yeah that's what i'm getting to

Speaker 1 what is this nightclub i need to know what this nightclub is because it's scaring me look at those look at the design look at the things in the ceiling that look like lampshades from the 70s that are coming down to suck your brains out Yeah, it's and there's and by the way, this entire thing is happening.

Speaker 2 Like PK is cornered her right by the bathrooms too. You see the little bathroom sign.
She's like, I just want to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 Would you like lollipop? I take dollars. Take dollars.
One of the only people still taking cash here, babe.

Speaker 2 This is a terrible video. Was this the Planet Hollywood opening? You know, Planet Hollywood just reopened.

Speaker 2 And the reason why I asked that is because the guy who's scowling is wearing a Planet Hollywood t-shirt.

Speaker 1 Did they just need another chance to suck?

Speaker 1 Who needed a revamp of Planet Hollywood? That place sucked. Yeah,

Speaker 1 well i loved it when i was in ninth grade but also if the revamp includes pk at the opening i don't know it's fallen it's really really stretching the idea of hollywood we've fallen very very hard okay so in other news vpr starts shooting the reboot soon and some of this

Speaker 1 some of this cast has been spotted um so i figure we can go through this and look at some of the new casts you want to yeah yeah i'm coming all right over some of the new okay so while you're pulling that up also in other vanderpump news lisa vanderpump continues to win uh she was just given her own casino in vegas she's partnering with caesars to open the vanderpump casino darling swinging chandeliers nickelane nickel machines nickel lane as we'll call them

Speaker 2 an entire casino dedicated to Lisa Vanderpump. I am scared.

Speaker 2 It's like the Tuna Tartar slots.

Speaker 1 They're like slot machines, but they're stuck inside of a cage, inside of another cage, inside of another cage with a light and a crystal coming out of it.

Speaker 1 I'm not really sure about that, but I hope the whole casino smells like animal shit, like her house.

Speaker 1 And there's like little tiny gnats flying everywhere because of the

Speaker 1 animal boop.

Speaker 2 Real quickly, Carrie in the comments asks, are we going to talk about James and the Douche Brothers?

Speaker 2 We talked about it a little bit at one of our live shows over the weekend, and all that we need to know is that James pretending like he had no idea who the Tate brothers are.

Speaker 1 I know who the Tate brothers are.

Speaker 2 Okay. I am not part of the Manosphere, and I am also not into human trafficking, but we know who these people are.
And James cannot act like he doesn't know. James, come on.

Speaker 1 For those of you who don't know, convicted of human trafficking, disgusting pieces of shit, let off by Trump for what reason? Nobody knows. Because they like him.

Speaker 1 And unleashed back into the world. And they were at, I don't know if it was a gig that

Speaker 1 DJ James Kennedy was playing out or whatever, but he was there. And then he had to come out with a big long apology after posting a picture with them saying, oh, I didn't even know these guys.

Speaker 1 You know, I mean, I didn't know who they were. I just, I just,

Speaker 1 they said they had heard of my, of my music. So we took a picture.
And

Speaker 1 they posted the next day. This fucking guy followed us for an hour and begged us for a picture until we gave it to him.
So fuck off, James. You know, still, still the same old fuck off from James.

Speaker 1 You're under fire for abuse allegations with your girlfriend. You get dumped and then you take a picture with human tape brothers.
How many chances does James get?

Speaker 2 Honestly, yeah, it's over. It's done.
It's done. I don't think you come back from that.

Speaker 2 Well, you do, just

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 2 not on websites that I'm going to anytime soon. So

Speaker 1 anyway.

Speaker 2 Meaning like the super right-wing.

Speaker 1 You're certainly not coming back to Mother Jones. I'll tell you that, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 good luck ever getting another cover story on salon

Speaker 2 exactly okay let's look at the new cast and uh of i'm gonna say the cast and crew we don't have to look at the crew i mean we like the crew but we can look at the cast of vanderpump rules so we have this is from the u.s sun and uh vanderpump rules is new cast revealed so we have um there's a group photo of a bunch of people in front of the sur sign in fact i see the person all the way in the back he was uh or they were the uh host at schwarts and sandy's and it looks like they're back now in the Sir.

Speaker 2 They've moved over into Sir World, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and they're real sweet. I met them at Schwartz and Sandy's when I went there.

Speaker 1 So the first person we're getting is Demianas, Demiana, I think, I don't know, but I'm assuming Demiana Surah Demiana, who has a resemblance to Sheena Shea, poses in her Sur uniform.

Speaker 1 This girl does not have a resemblance to Sheena Shea.

Speaker 1 She's got long brown hair, but otherwise i don't i don't see it she does however have the face we were talking about before which is just so much injections and botox it looks like how old is this girl is she 20 or is she 50 i don't know like i literally don't know is this jamie presley is this just like ai i can't tell i can't tell either but i'm gonna love her i can tell you that much then we see a clip uh a picture oh should we be putting this on

Speaker 2 Let me get to it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, screen share.

Speaker 2 I'm doing a lot of AV today. I'm like, one moment, sir.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, there you have it.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, so that's her.

Speaker 1 Okay, flip over to the next.

Speaker 2 Okay, scrolling down. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Just go up to her and click the little picture icon down at the bottom that says 11, and it'll show you all the pictures.

Speaker 2 I didn't even see that icon. Okay, we are opening up.
Okay, ready? Yeah. Here goes the next one.
It's her again.

Speaker 2 Okay, we have okay Demi, she needs to, okay, she's, I think she put in contacts to make her eyes like, she's given like white walker a little bit, you know? Like those eyes.

Speaker 1 And I like that. I like that she could be like dead, you know?

Speaker 1 I'm into it. You got to keep up with the modern times, you know, make it scary.
Just have our first dead person.

Speaker 1 Don't just make her dead in the eyes. Get a literal dead person to be the new hot matrix.

Speaker 2 Now we have uh four people here and it says vanderpump rules future stars including venus demiana who we just looked at and marcus johnson but there's four people here so okay

Speaker 1 here's why i'm gonna say this is what i'm calling no venus is not the girl it's the dude it's the dude in the sur cap is named venus i learned because i looked through these pictures already so that's the guy he's like hot i guess and then the girl to his left is going to be the new kristen i guarantee it because she was already left out of the picture mainly she's already awkward Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 This is, I know you haven't seen Enora yet, but this is giving me big time Enora vibes. Once you see it, it'll all make sense.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Ready? So let's skip to the next picture.

Speaker 2 This Demiana again.

Speaker 1 She looks cheap. She's in every picture.

Speaker 2 She's this is an incredibly stupid picture. She's like, guys,

Speaker 2 I want to go to the beach, but I want to bring sunflowers.

Speaker 1 Really into sunflowers.

Speaker 2 Guys, guys,

Speaker 2 I want sunflowers near me, but I want a big red flower away from me.

Speaker 1 Okay. And I only want to eat out of ceramic bowls behind her.

Speaker 2 Guys, should I show my shoulders for this? Okay,

Speaker 2 I'm going to lower my sleeves so you can see my shoulders more. Okay, for the sunflowers.

Speaker 1 Okay, and don't worry. There's also something for us, Ben.
Go to the next picture.

Speaker 2 Yay,

Speaker 2 Marcus Johnson. Okay, fan favorite.
Hello.

Speaker 1 Yes, Marcus Johnson, hottie posing by the pool. We don't really see his face because he's looking up to the sun because he's so young that he's like, give me that vitamin D right into my face.

Speaker 1 Whereas, you know, the modern cast would be like, son, I'm not going into the sun, son.

Speaker 1 Terrified as you fucking should be of the sun. Okay.

Speaker 2 And also, I'm excited for him because I hope that someone holds up a poster of Jax Taylor in the year of 2025 and be like, this is your future. Just remember that.

Speaker 2 Okay, before you get too excited about this body of viewers, this is Jax Taylor.

Speaker 2 Now we have Natalie Maguire shares a snap in the itty bitty sir uniforms. So this is, I would not think that she's a Natalie Maguire.

Speaker 2 I feel like Maguire is a chosen stage name.

Speaker 1 So Lisa Vanderpump, I know she likes her skimpy outfits, but this is not even creative. I like when they had to go to like the they didn't have Temu then, but what did they have?

Speaker 1 It was some other discount like Chinatown or whatever where they were or the fashion district downtown wherever they were, Santee Alley or wherever they went to their dresses before but these are just black t-shirts on some you know some bad cotton short shorts I don't get it yeah

Speaker 2 and uh yeah but I guess that she has to go for something simple because everything else in this picture is so cluttered and deranged I mean you've got like more cages in the background chandeliers hanging off of cages and wrought iron and disco balls and little divots on every single surface it's too much Yeah, they're revamping the cast.

Speaker 1 They need to revamp this restaurant. I don't think this restaurant has had a deep clean since it's opened.
It looks dirty.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we need to go for a stylistic change here. This is, I can't, also, why do we have this like, it's what, what do you call that shade of pink, like pink velvet there?

Speaker 2 It's like a, it's kind of like a boudoir pink. But then you have this random green velvet.
That's the color of my hoodie from today. Why? Why do we have these color combinations?

Speaker 1 Well, you have to remember this place has never had the

Speaker 1 place only has the lights on, you know, while people are working in the day. When it's nighttime, it's all those like Lisa Vanderpump or now Tom, Tom Sandoval, Phillips U lights.

Speaker 1 So it doesn't really look like that. Okay, so next we see her doing an homage to the, we see this Natalie Maguire doing an homage to the originals and the original dresses.
Okay, it's classic.

Speaker 1 All right, we'll skip her.

Speaker 1 And then we get Venus.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 2 I already don't like him.

Speaker 1 Douche.

Speaker 2 Total douche. He's going to be a problem.

Speaker 1 He's going to be a real problem. Wait until you see the next picture of Venus.
Flip over to the next glasses. How is this the same person? What?

Speaker 2 Venus.

Speaker 1 How is this the same?

Speaker 1 I don't get that this is the same person. Do you think it is?

Speaker 2 I see how it's the same, but Venus is...

Speaker 2 Wow. Venus is tricky.

Speaker 2 Venus is giving us different looks. So now we've come up with an entirely new perception of who Venus is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's giving us like douchebro in one, and then in the next, he's giving us like non-binary ethereal diva bitch which

Speaker 1 which i'm hoping is the version that we're going to get on the show because i would not fuck with this bitch that's for sure he's like i'm wearing turquoise which says peace but i'm wearing hair and lips that says c word

Speaker 2 my necklace says luan de la seps but my hair says amanda pete

Speaker 2 so then

Speaker 1 I think we're going to get a non, I think we're, I think Venus is going to give us non-binary chic because in the next shot, we have the whole group peter has photobombed like ew who's the old gross old guy who's photobombed using peter peter's done interviews where he's like oh of course i'm coming back to vpr did you think i would ever leave ever leave ever leave no peter i didn't think you would ever leave peter probably is a first dead cast member he's just a ghost he's just the ghost butler of vanderpump rules

Speaker 2 Venus is front and center. And what's funny about Venus, this is so Vanderpump rules.
Venus has this whole look. Venus has like this, like a suit, a gold sequin, glittery suit.

Speaker 2 Venus is going for a look, but is also like, but I'm going to get my, I'm going to get my credit for my steps because I'm going to still wear my big ass Apple watch.

Speaker 2 Does not go with my outfit, but I am not going to be told that I did not stand up today.

Speaker 1 Can I just say right now, before we take another picture, this is a loud environment. I just got a notification.
Everybody.

Speaker 2 guys,

Speaker 1 my heart rate is up a little bit.

Speaker 2 I also love those. So, what's going on? So, the person,

Speaker 2 the two women to the, to the, I guess, to the left of

Speaker 2 Venus from our angle, we have this one, this sort of like vaguely Tory Kelly-ish woman who's crouching on the ground, who is doing a full-on sitcom pose.

Speaker 2 She's like, and featuring Miranda, you know, she's like in a different show right now.

Speaker 1 I feel like she actually works. She just has the face of a genuine server who's like, I'm just here to please you.
Like, I actually work. Nobody else I don't think works.

Speaker 1 I don't think anybody else does.

Speaker 2 And then the girl right above her, that's like, that's like her friend from out of town who like asked to be in the photo.

Speaker 1 She's like,

Speaker 1 no one's taught that girl makeup yet.

Speaker 1 She's not from here.

Speaker 2 They're like, is your friend still photo bombing our photo? Come on. She's just in.
She's really excited. She just wants to be in a photo with everyone.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, look, we know nothing about these people, but just from the pictures, I'm excited.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 I'm down. I'm ready to accept them.
Oh, here's the classic cast. No, no, go away.

Speaker 1 They're done.

Speaker 1 They're all news. They're done.
They're finished. Speaking of being finished, so are we.
We're going to move over to the audience hangout portion of this show on YouTube and Patreon.

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