#2766 RHOA S16E02 Part Two: Grilling the Hot Dog Man

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Speaker 1 But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now we go over to Kelly and she's with her publicist Lamont and they're visiting

Speaker 1 a they're visiting construction, not construction site, but a reno

Speaker 1 for a future outpost of Nana's Chicken and Waffles. So they're like, it's one of these scenes of like, oh my God, there's still so much left to do.

Speaker 1 And like, why are we going to open in time for July 15th? I don't know. And she tells us that she started Nana's Chicken and Waffles in 2016.

Speaker 1 She did not have a culinary background, but she learned to cook from her mother and her grandmother. And then,

Speaker 1 but she's really excited about this because she says this is going to be like this, this, this building that they're working on right now This is going to be the franchise model like all the future waffle places are going to be just like this one, which unfortunately is not going to open in time

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then she has her man her project manager who's like let me tell you this you pay me to be honest with you and I'm being honest with you.

Speaker 1 We're not ready and she's like why why what do we need? What do we need? She's very big. You know, she's not used to being on TV yet.

Speaker 1 So she's very much like, this is my waffle house and it's going to be an empire. What do you mean we can't get the permits? How can we not get permits? Todd has restaurants.
Who cares? Just open them.

Speaker 1 He's like, well, because we're in jeopardy. I mean, this guy's very dramatic.
He's like, my sole job, when you brought me on, you said, Al,

Speaker 1 if we're ever in jeopardy of not opening in time, let me know. So I'm here to tell you, Kelly, we.

Speaker 1 are in

Speaker 1 jeopardy. I'm like, all right, you'll open up five days later.
Relax. And she's like, I don't care.
No one tells the waffle Maven no. Nobody.
Stop waffling and get those permits.

Speaker 1 See what I did there? I don't, because I'm blinded by Jeopardy.

Speaker 1 I'm going to have my waffles and I'm going to eat them too. And nobody in this town is going to take me down.
You want to know how I keep all this syrup in me? Because I'm a waffle. I'm a waffle.

Speaker 1 I've got multiple walls up. Multiple little, multiple little spools with a syrup.
If you prick me.

Speaker 1 If you prick me,

Speaker 1 do I not bleed a little bit of syrup out of one of my little waffle wells?

Speaker 1 I was like, come again. Sorry, I was just trying to go somewhere with it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So then she tells us a story about how she opened her first waffle place in a different town after she met Mike. Oh, no, no.
Wait, I'm sorry. Yeah, she, she had two, she had two waffle places.

Speaker 1 The first one, her ex, I think, like, stole from her and like shut it down or something crazy. Like, he took like a lot of money from her and shut down her restaurants.
Now, there's only one left.

Speaker 1 I think that's what the story was. Yeah, something like that.
Okay, so the tale of the waffles.

Speaker 1 It actually is a fucked-up story. I'm giggling, but it's I'm giggling just because, like, anytime we talk about waffles, I just can't have a straight face.

Speaker 1 I cannot have a straight face being like, well, the first time I opened up a waffle restaurant,

Speaker 1 it was a great restaurant, but my ex stole my waffle restaurant

Speaker 1 At first, the business started to fall off, and I said, listen, we're not going to fall offlet. Wait a minute.
Falaffle waffle. It failed, but I tried.

Speaker 1 And then I came up with an amazing idea. I came up with an amazing idea.
What if I took my waffle irons and made omelets in them? I invented the wamelet as made famous by Sheree Whitfield.

Speaker 1 But then my husband took that too.

Speaker 1 Remember when Sherrey Whitfield got the wafflet place?

Speaker 1 She got Sheray Whitfield ordering a wamlet. That still is one of my favorite things.
I love the womlet. The woman?

Speaker 1 You got women? I got womelets.

Speaker 1 So then we go over to meet, well, not meet Brett, but we see Brett and her husband, who hates her. This guy.

Speaker 1 This fucking guy. This guy literally hates everything.

Speaker 1 He needs to work on his basement staircase walking. Did you notice this? He came barreling out of that basement.

Speaker 1 I was like, sir, it was like he had this speed. Like he didn't realize he was at the top of the staircase yet.

Speaker 1 He was like going, you know, like you go up a staircase, like bump bump bum bum bum bum bump. But then as you get to the top, you slow down your gait.

Speaker 1 And then you do your, you do that step, that first step out where you're like,

Speaker 1 but he was like,

Speaker 1 he like overshot the doorway. Did you see the way he came rushing out of that basement?

Speaker 1 Was this just I don't know, but every husband on this show is going to be trained on how to get out of basement soon because this is a banner year for basements on the real house.

Speaker 1 Huge.

Speaker 1 Huge. Ralph is like taking notes.
He's watching. He's like, oh, so that's how you get out.
Shere's at home, like, finally, we're having

Speaker 1 a basement season, and I'm not on it. Great.
We've also got a waffle lady when I ate a wamlet. Damn it.
I'm not even going to do it. It's just never my work.

Speaker 1 They're stealing my content. They built this show on my back.

Speaker 1 So Britt's like, so

Speaker 1 are we going to watch that new movie? I was telling you that I wanted to see on Netflix. He's like, yes.
And you're not going to be on your phone? He's like,

Speaker 1 I can't make any promises. I can't make any promises before we watch whatever god-awful movie you want me to watch on Netflix because I'm pretty sure there was no good movie on Netflix anymore.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And she's like, this is a consideration card that I'm talking about. I need some more consideration.
He's like, oh, God, here we go with consideration.

Speaker 1 So she tells us her romantic story. They got married during COVID because honestly, we all thought the world was going to end.

Speaker 1 And you just looked at the person who was right next to you and you were like, we're going to make this work because we're going to die together and someone has to teach me how to make bread because everybody's doing it.

Speaker 1 And she met him when she launched her insurance agency. And Mike was her client, but she didn't want to date her client.
So they just became friends. Who gets rid of a client for a man?

Speaker 1 If you just started your own insurance agency, you take the money before the man. That's my sad.
That's cult insurance. Like, how would you not even know that? You're an insurance agent.

Speaker 1 So, yeah,

Speaker 1 they went from being client and insuree and insurer to lover and lovey.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 listen, you can't put a premium on love. That's what I say.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 then they FaceTime for three months. Could you imagine FaceTiming with your insurance agent for three months?

Speaker 1 That's kind of weird. That's pretty, that's pretty intense.

Speaker 1 Are you sure you don't want to add collision?

Speaker 1 Please tell me again about the term life insurance.

Speaker 1 Do you cover travel insurance?

Speaker 1 So I was trying to think of

Speaker 1 who does the percentages. An actuary.

Speaker 1 Do you want to have a threesome? Because I know a good actuary.

Speaker 1 Who are those? Is it the actuary? And who is the other person who does, who are the really, really dry people that don't have any sense of humor in their job? You know, like

Speaker 1 the adjusters.

Speaker 1 They're very serious, right like yeah and i'm not just being like shady like we're told oh the adjusters they don't like you can't you you're like not allowed to joke with them if you ever on the phone with them they like no we don't they're like yeah they're like obliged not to joke an adjuster now i could be completely wrong about this i could be just spreading misinformation but this is what i i do remember on a jet and then all then is all all simon did really was just make a joke about an adjuster and then suddenly homeland security and the fbi were surrounding the plane

Speaker 1 I didn't realize the first law of adjusting is that you can't joke about adjusting. It was my fault.

Speaker 1 By the way, I'm sorry, everyone.

Speaker 1 I have to apologize because I have no idea what to do with my Porsche accent. It's been years.
I don't know. Am I doing the high-pitched voice? Am I doing the low-pitched voice?

Speaker 1 I don't know what's going on. I apologize to the listeners because everyone's probably like, what the fuck is Ben doing on this podcast? Well, me too.
Me too. It takes a second.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I'm like, I'm Porsche. And then sometimes I'm like, I'm Portia.

Speaker 1 Because Portia's gone through a metamorphosis, you know, she's been on for a long time. And when we see clips, when her, when we see clips of her fighting with Kenya, she is very much like,

Speaker 1 you know, she did talk like that. Yeah.
But now she talks a little bit lower.

Speaker 1 And she also makes a lot of nini faces. Have you noticed that?

Speaker 1 She does like a lot of nini expressions.

Speaker 1 She's just

Speaker 1 an icon and we want to do her right. And

Speaker 1 I don't know. It's going to be a work in progress for me.
I'm just, I'm like jax it's it's a new era portia let us adjust will you

Speaker 1 whoa whoa

Speaker 1 ronnie be serious

Speaker 1 uh so anyway she was dating her insurance agent and then they went to vegas and i said now mike in vegas there's not going to be any hanky panking oh okay Okay, Britt. And settle down, Anora.

Speaker 1 What every man want, what every man pays for trips to Vegas for it, not having sex with their insurance lately.

Speaker 1 Come on.

Speaker 1 Yeah. The man who bought you a diamond necklace on your first date.
Oh, no, that was Dennis who bought her a diamond necklace on their first date. Never mind.
I'm taking the dog.

Speaker 1 When I tell you we had the best time, I was like, okay, he might be the one.

Speaker 1 So their love story was hashed. And then they had a baby.
And, oh, no, I'm sorry. She wants to have a baby.
She wants to have a baby. They didn't have a baby.
It was a dog.

Speaker 1 The baby they had was a policy, my baby dating policy.

Speaker 1 They had baby mimosa, a little poodle thing,

Speaker 1 who's very cute, by the way. They had like a little baby auto insurance policy that they took out for like the tire.

Speaker 1 So they're talking about her remodel, and she's like, well, I know you don't want to have another extra room. And if we don't, then that means mom is going to be in the room next to me.

Speaker 1 Now I'm willing to make some adjustments to the budget because I'll take out all the high-end stuff from our place, but we need a room for mom.

Speaker 1 And she's basically doing like, honey, you're gonna get me the house I want, right? My dream house.

Speaker 1 And she's she's got like traces of Lindsay Hubbard about her, right? Because she's like, okay, she's like, so real quick, okay, question.

Speaker 1 Do you want to have a baby at this house or like the next house? And he's like, why does it have to be so like structured and planned?

Speaker 1 She's like, because we're adults and I'm the planner and you're like just throwing against the wall kind of guy.

Speaker 1 And he's like, I know, but like, do we have to build, choose our house based on where we're going to have a baby in it? You know, like, I just want to see if things stick.

Speaker 1 And she's like, well, I'll see if it sticks. You can't see if a baby sticks.
Like, you can, you know, you think I can just be pregnant and show no emotions. I'm just curious.

Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, but, you know, you don't have to buy the house on spec for the baby.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's another one of those where it's like you see somebody who is trying to make somebody into something they're not, clearly.

Speaker 1 Like, you're going to be interested and you're going to buy me a dream house, right? And he's like, uh,

Speaker 1 probably not. He's just scrolling on his phone.
She's like, This is gonna work, it's gonna be great. Everything's gonna be great.

Speaker 1 I don't see this relationship going very far, but guess what relationship I do see going far? I got a text today from an unknown number that said, What time do you get off work today? And I said, Why?

Speaker 1 What do you want to do? And she said, Hi, I'm Kim, long time no see. How are you recently?

Speaker 1 I'm gonna say, missing you.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna say, Missing you. So great to hear

Speaker 1 from you should ask her you should ask what the pronouns are because Kim could go either way okay what are your pronouns yeah oh I'm gonna ask her in the next text if she thinks that men in America should drink wine or if only in other countries my god I might have found love guys

Speaker 1 So Britt's mom sort of lumbers into the kitchen and sits down and Britt's like, oh, we were just talking about you, mom. Like, are you selling the house and are you going to move in with a baby?

Speaker 1 Cause, like, you know, we're not going to get pregnant this year. And she's like, and then Mike is like, allegedly.
She's like, oh, finally, a grandchild.

Speaker 1 She's like, and stop saying allegedly, by the way. You see, this is negative energy you're putting out of the universe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she's like, you're going to have a baby. Oh, you are going to have a baby.
So Mike has a son who's 15, but he wants to experience being a girl dad.

Speaker 1 So they're going to do IVF so they can choose the sex.

Speaker 1 I feel like that's not

Speaker 1 like, okay, I don't know the IVF journey, but from everything I have heard and seen, including on this very episode in a little bit, I hear IVF, like, I get the impression that IVF is not just like this thing that you do.

Speaker 1 Like, oh, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna just do a little IVF. I'm just gonna put on some jeans.
It's like a big, it's a process and it's like long and hard and it does a lot of stuff to your body.

Speaker 1 And I just feel like, I feel like, is, is Britt aware of this? I mean, this, uh, this is based on just everything I've heard.

Speaker 1 It just seems like not the thing you're like, yeah, I'm just gonna get a little IVF and, you know, then we'll figure out what we're going to do from there, you know?

Speaker 1 Especially since she's such a planner. Yeah.
I mean, it's hard, but, you know, if you get to pick the baby, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Well, all right. Well, I guess we'll see what happens with that.
So that's the plan. So speaking of which, we now go to Shamia visiting her surrogate, Shadina.
And I was like, I recognize this lady.

Speaker 1 And I then Googled and I was like, aha, this was Candy's surrogate. And then, of course, I pressed play and it was like, she was Candy's surrogate.

Speaker 1 And I was like, oh well I felt special there for a moment for remembering something and then the show completely told it yeah it was Shadina and Shadina has given birth to a lot of babies I mean a lot of lady who works oh my god and you know what shadina has really learned like a true housewife how to parlay this

Speaker 1 opportunity into a bigger business because when shadina started she was just like someone in Phoenix that they found on Craigslist or something. I don't know.

Speaker 1 And now Shadina has her own surrogate agency. Shadina is like a leader in the surrogate world.
So I was like, damn, Shadina.

Speaker 1 She's the Mauricio Umansky of surrogates. She's like.

Speaker 1 The Shadina agency. Shadagency.

Speaker 1 So Shadina, this is actually a very touching scene

Speaker 1 because what happened was that Shadina was diagnosed with breast cancer that was stage four.

Speaker 1 So they, this was like, this is why Shiloh was born prematurely because they had to induce or whatever they did.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it was like seed section or whatever, but they had to have the baby early because Shadina needed to deal with her breast cancer. But then both of them carry a lot of guilt.

Speaker 1 And so this scene is them kind of working that out a little bit because Shamia feels guilty because

Speaker 1 I guess there are risks that like with pregnancy that could cause, I guess, a greater risk of breast cancer. She describes that.

Speaker 1 But then yeah, there's gestational, gestational breast cancer. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then Shadina carries guilt because, you know, Shiloh had complications, and Shadina wonders what the complications from her cancer was because she was born early. So they both feel so much guilt.

Speaker 1 And it was actually, it was a very moving scene because, and it was, it was actually very touching in the way that they were both there for each other and really supporting each other.

Speaker 1 Because this is a situation that can go very, you know, bitter and sour with different people. So it was, it was, it was very moving to watch these two women sort of reconcile this situation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and so basically

Speaker 1 she's going to find her another surrogate because she still wants to have kids. And they're like, I love you.
I love you, Shittina. And she's like, I love you.
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Speaker 1 Now, this is so funny because these are two new housewives and they are total season one noobs because both of them are like, oh my God, hi.

Speaker 1 Hi.

Speaker 1 Especially the waffle lady. Like she is completely over the top and the casino is cracking up.
So Brittany's or Kelly's like, we're definitely both dog moms. So we always get our bitches together.

Speaker 1 Am I right?

Speaker 1 Al comes bursting in. Somebody tell those bitches that we're in jeopardy.
Jeopardy of not opening the waffle restaurants.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 they're talking about their Kelly's like, girl, I was up at 5 a.m. this morning.
I'm working on waffle, waffle

Speaker 1 contingencies. Lots of planning going into the new waffle place.
And she's like,

Speaker 1 tell me about it. Mike woke up early and then he went on Instagram watching shit loud and cracking jokes.
I'm like, hello, do you not see a bitch trying to get her beauty rest?

Speaker 1 That insurance isn't going to sell itself. Am I right?

Speaker 1 So Kelly's like, So, are we going to do a celebration? Are we having a wedding? Would you be opposed to a wedding cake that's just a giant stack of successively smaller waffles?

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, I didn't see you were drinking your Starbucks. I was like, wait, don't leave me hanging with my waffle wedding cake joke there, Ronnie.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 Britt is like, Britt's like, no, I will say ceremony because I won't say ceremony because that backup, but I want a huge wedding, okay? Because I want something that's sexy.

Speaker 1 I want something that's like glamorous, but like intimate. And she tells

Speaker 1 I don't want to go to a sexy wedding. Okay.

Speaker 1 Don't fuck yourself. It's bad enough I have to come to your wedding in the first place without, without it being a sexy wedding.
Nobody wants a sexy wedding. Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't want any theme to my wedding that I'm going to or any wedding that I may or may not have. There's just no theme.
The theme is

Speaker 1 the theme is food, maybe. The theme is let's eat.
Okay, but there's no, there's no nothing beyond that.

Speaker 1 Um, although I do have to say, uh, I have to give credit to my friend, my friends Jake and Cassie, whose friends we met in Cincinnati this weekend, they had a wedding at a Ren Fair, which is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 And everyone at the wedding had, I mean, I would not have liked to have dressed up at Ren Fair for a wedding, but it is kind of cool that they were like, we're doing a Ren Fair wedding.

Speaker 1 And everyone, everyone who attended went to a Ren Fair and they dressed in Renaissance clothes. That's kind of cool.
I mean, I was pretty cool. Here's my favorite kind of wedding.
A quick one. Okay.

Speaker 1 Make it fast. Five minutes.
Five minutes and feed me. That's the end.
Okay. I don't want to watch you dance with your mom.

Speaker 1 Feed me.

Speaker 1 FMA FM.

Speaker 1 FM. FMA FM.
Five minutes and feed me.

Speaker 1 I agree. So Brittany talks about her, you know, having a Zoom opportunity to have her wedding because hers was during the pandemic.

Speaker 1 So they just went to the courthouse, filed paperwork, and did a Zoom. And she's like, you know, I feel, I didn't feel great about that, but being a wife was way more important.

Speaker 1 Now, maybe I'll get a house that I want without marble or wallpaper or carpet.

Speaker 1 What were we doing?

Speaker 1 There will be no Travertine. At least that's what Mike says, because I think he actually named our baby Travertine.
Sort of a nice name to think about it.

Speaker 1 I said, Are you paying the IVF doctor? He said, Yes, the Travertine doctor. Yes.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 ripples all over my nose from doing that.

Speaker 1 No, I was like, I really enjoy this impersonation, but it's really annoying to you having to touch my nose. I'm like,

Speaker 1 so we see a flashback of Shamia's birthday party and Portia showing up late because, oh, they make a joke about like, don't show up late to the birthday, to the wedding.

Speaker 1 And we see a flashback of how Portia did that. And it was like, tacky.
So Britt is like, yeah, that whole situation where she was like going in on Drew, by the way.

Speaker 1 and Kelly's like, it shocked the waffle out of me. I was like, what is happening here? I thought we were like going to finish our conversation.

Speaker 1 I mean, one minute I was a waffle. The next minute I was a pancake.
I was just flattened by that whole thing. Am I right, girl?

Speaker 1 And Britt tries to make this Kenya thing happen where she's like, oh, and yeah. And then remember when Kenya was like, so where's your wedding band?

Speaker 1 Why is it so crazy to ask someone who's bragging about being married where their wedding band is?

Speaker 1 I don't understand why this is crazy or why you're mad at kenya yes sure kenya can be shady blah blah blah but you're barking up the wrong tree if you think you're going to win against kenya now technically you did because kenya got kicked off the show but kenya only won kenya only lost that one because she just went too far you know yeah she she got herself kicked off not you okay so no victory laps for you ma'am And there's and nothing to say that Kenya won't come back.

Speaker 1 I don't know if this is necessarily going to be a permanent firing.

Speaker 1 I think this, she may be in penalty box, but who knows?

Speaker 1 so uh kelly is like i mean i'm sorry excuse me hashtag waffle first of all have you even seen my friend's ring kenya and britty's like yeah i mean like i'm like how about like you worry about your divorce like why are you worried about if i got a wedding ban or not

Speaker 1 she says girls they see me and they're like oh she's pretty she's like she looks like a mean girl but when you actually get to know me i'm like the sweetest person you've ever ever met the sweetest hottest insurance lady in all of atlanta this is our favorite character.

Speaker 1 The one who's like, you know what? Girls are mean to me because they're jealous. No, they're not.
Yeah. Okay.
You're an asshole. You're an asshole.

Speaker 1 And also this whole bragging about like, oh, wow, well, she's divorced. Why don't you worry about that instead of worrying about me, who's married? You know, actually, she's got the better deal.

Speaker 1 She's already dealt with the shitty man and gotten rid of him. Okay.
You're still in the shitty man chapter. Okay.
Don't act like you have some prize. Your man looks fucking miserable.
Okay.

Speaker 1 And he won't get you the finishes you want in your house and he won't get a room for your mom, and he won't even watch a movie with you without scrolling on your phone.

Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck you think you're bragging about, Zoom wedding, but calm down.

Speaker 1 So she says, speaking of divorces, as your friend, like, I wanted to give you time to kind of share whatever you wanted to share and not be like, girl, what's the tea?

Speaker 1 So this is my way of saying, like, if you want to have a scene right now talking about your, your marriage, then that would be, thank you so much for that platform that you're giving me, Britt.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there was cheating, and he almost took $500,000 of your money. Yes.
It was out of the company's money. It was all in the shape of little waffles, but you know, we shall rebuild.

Speaker 1 So yeah, he worked off the company account. He emptied it.
And so then she went to Tulum for her birthday trip. An accountant called her and said, what's your bank account?

Speaker 1 So now she's suing him to get it back. And then it got so nasty that it got physical and the police were always being called.
And it just was a total shit show, basically.

Speaker 1 And so the girls are dealing okay with it. And they've got each other's back.
And they're like, I love you. I love you.
I love you. I love you.
I love you.

Speaker 1 Can't wait till you hate each other in five minutes. Yeah, exactly.
So now it's time to go to the gym. Because Drew, Angela, and Shamia are all going to go to all around fitness.

Speaker 1 I guess that drop it with Drew was not open that day. So

Speaker 1 I also like a non-committal fitness place. It's just like all around fitness, whatever you want to do.

Speaker 1 You want to do a treadmill? Do the treadmill.

Speaker 1 You want to do a pull-up? Go ahead. There's a bar over there.
You want to run in place? What the fuck do I care? It's all around. Just do whatever you want.
Hey, hey, did you work out today? Yeah.

Speaker 1 What'd you do? I don't know. Just like all-around fitness.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Drew's like, Angela and I have been friends for three years. We're shy-town girls, right? For sure, we're always going going to be bonded.
She's never going to turn against me.

Speaker 1 She's not going to hate me in about three episodes. It's going to be great.

Speaker 1 And Shamia, Portia, and I have been in a group chat for years. So I'm hoping that after the other night at Shamia's party, we can just work out and get our endorphins going.

Speaker 1 Because the other night, he was very, very negative about a true angel, I would have to say. So Angela comes in and she's like asking how Drew is.
And she's like, I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 1 Saturday at Shamia's party, it kind of felt like it took me some steps back.

Speaker 1 So Angela has already come in here deciding, fuck this. I'm not going to pretend to be Drew's friend because, and

Speaker 1 this has happened with Drew before, where people come on as her friend. And didn't it happen with Tanya?

Speaker 1 Tanya or Sonia? No, it happened with Sonya. Sonya.
Remember, Sonya? This is the classic thing. You come in as this is a classic household thing.
You come into someone's friend.

Speaker 1 You fight some perfunctory battles to prove that you're a friend. And then you get to have a scene where you say, all this time, I was sticking up for this person.

Speaker 1 And like just blindly without realizing that no one likes them. And I should be hanging out with the popular girls.
So, you know, that's what we're doing.

Speaker 1 But it's hilarious that it's happened to Drew two times in a row. I mean, that's pretty good.
That's a record. So they brought in this other lady to be her friend and it's episode two.

Speaker 1 And she's like, yeah, I'm not doing that. Nope.
She sucks. So she's like, girl, sit down.
Listen, I'll be honest.

Speaker 1 In that moment, I was like, Drew, why are we working with him i mean out of all the people in atlanta the hot dog guy the hot dog guy you could have at least called my husband he just made brussels sprouts for 900 people why nobody knows

Speaker 1 nobody she goes listen angela i have been signed to so many legends you know there was my record deal with joe isuzu

Speaker 1 there was uh the time i signed with a chia pet um also you know the little caesars cartoon guy he you know we had a great working relationship but but we just never produced any good music.

Speaker 1 I actually had a very sexy song produced by the people who created the Hawaiian role.

Speaker 1 So that was big.

Speaker 1 I did some work with Mary J. Bloge, who is not related to Mary J.
Blige, but I thought she was. So understandably, that was confusing.
Turns out she was just the lady who worked at Jama Juice.

Speaker 1 And then Dennis came to the table with an offer.

Speaker 1 You know, he was holding a hot dog because it was an after party

Speaker 1 filled with hot dogs. And I thought, you know what? This is perfect.
You know, and Portia should just tell me how she feels instead of aggressively attacking me and accusing me of things.

Speaker 1 You know, Dennis has been an advocate for me and for Ralph as well. So we know that he only stands behind good people.
Am I right, girls? Am I right?

Speaker 1 Angela's like, is this the longest you've been separated? Well, I mean, we've never really been separated. We've always been on the same floor.
So it is a little weird, but we've had arguments.

Speaker 1 But once, you know, once he moved out of the bedroom, our divorce was like, became like a war. And it's just like,

Speaker 1 it's just like, you know, I just, this is why I don't like to come out and just talk publicly about my relationship because I go into the studio and I pour it into my art, you know, I pour it into my, into my songs.

Speaker 1 And when I get out there and I sing Pizza Pizza, you know it comes from the heart.

Speaker 1 So then we find out from Drew, and this really does suck. Oh my gosh.
She's like, well, Ralph has taken large sums of money and he's also asking for alimony, percentages of my business, child support.

Speaker 1 What the fuck, Ralph? I thought you were

Speaker 1 super, super successful businessman who didn't need anybody, anything from anybody because you were so rich and you're writing self-help books to teach other men how to be rich.

Speaker 1 Right. Fucking poser, Ralph.
Like, that's a shock to anybody who's seen you for five minutes, but still get some self-respect. Yeah.
Drew is ridiculous, but Ralph is worse.

Speaker 1 And of course he's doing all this. Of course he is.
Yeah. So then

Speaker 1 Drew's ridiculous, but she's harmless. And Ralph is harmless.
Yes. Ralph is harmful.
He is. Yeah.
It's called Wreck-It Ralph, not like be chill Ralph. So Shamia comes in and

Speaker 1 she's like, I'm ready for a drop it with Drew, which was also the first time anyone's ever said that.

Speaker 1 And she says, you know, I don't want to beef with Drew because, you know, this is all between Drew and Portia. And Dennis is not a part of this group.
So we just have to put this to rest.

Speaker 1 So they all start working out and everything. They did their workout scene and then they're left alone.
And Drew is like, you know what?

Speaker 1 So guys, this workout's good because I'm trying to get ready for like the stage because like I'm pretty sure Tamar is going to call me back. I don't know.
I'm just

Speaker 1 don't mean to drop any names, but it could happen. And I just really want to be like in the best shape of my life.

Speaker 1 Which is why I'm dating a man who only feeds me hot dogs. This is going to work out great.
So she's like, so are you doing an EP? You're doing an album? Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 She's like, oh, gosh, we have close to 30 records done. It's crazy.
You should hear my voicemails because he just sends me ideas and I send him voicemail ideas. I mean, we're basically the Beatles.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait, here's a new one that I just, I've been working on. I wrote this one myself.
It goes like this.

Speaker 1 I'm loving it.

Speaker 1 So then Angela's like, uh-huh. So, Shamia, at your party, you just blurted out.
Like, are you fucking? I mean, you fucking dentist. Why do you, why'd you have to do that at the party?

Speaker 1 And she's like, it came from rumors. And she's like, well, I'm shocked that you had to do that for Portia because, you know, basically you're Portia's secretary.
Is that what you're doing?

Speaker 1 You're just Portia's secretary now. So that's great.
You're Portia's assistant. And Shamia's like, wow, why are you coming in so hot?

Speaker 1 She goes, so did you ask the, oh, so I remembered this as her going against Drew, but she's going against Shamia. No, she was against Shamia.
Yeah, so I'm sorry. I take all that back.

Speaker 1 I take all that back.

Speaker 1 Well, she challenged drew a little bit by saying why of everyone in atlanta where there's so many music producers i mean people who are willing to work with kim zolsiak why of all the people do you choose the hot dog guy who has you know had a baby with porsche it's a valid question but she what she really does though is she's she's being i still think the theory remains she's going after shamia right now But I still think that she's going to fight with Shamia and Porsche.

Speaker 1 And then she's going to, she's really just to earn bona fides with, you know, Drew.

Speaker 1 And then she will switch over to Portia and Shamia, and she will earn credit with them because she'll say, all this time,

Speaker 1 I thought I was doing the right thing as a good friend, but it turns out I was being used by Drew.

Speaker 1 And then that will earn her all sorts of good grace because she's talking shit about Drew and she'll be brought into the fold. That's my theory.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So she's like, well, you were just asking that question for Portia.

Speaker 1 She goes, no, I asked for myself, you know, and if you were listening and Shamia is is telling us, you know, oh, wow, who knew that this girl could even speak?

Speaker 1 Because at my birthday party, when Portia was handed, when handed it to Drew, she was just a little church mouse. So Angela's like, you're not going to just bulldoze me.
Charles Oakley, heard of him?

Speaker 1 I bet you like white wine on the continent. So then.

Speaker 1 Shamia

Speaker 1 is like,

Speaker 1 she basically turns to Drew and's like, can you explain your friend, please?

Speaker 1 And Drew's like, look, I don't want to beat a dead horse at this point okay but i wanted us to have come and have fun together here and shamia's like well yeah guess what i had my endorphins i'm happy i'm ready to go bye

Speaker 1 yeah

Speaker 1 so then um drew's like you know what if they put up a graphic with if you look up lapdog in the dictionary you'll see a picture of shamia It's like, oh my God, this is like your fourth season and that's the best you got.

Speaker 1 Do you have no gays there? Get a gay.

Speaker 1 It's been rough. Also, I want to say, we're two episodes in, and they still have not fixed the green screen work on this show.
Like, could you at least add a drop shadow underneath those chairs?

Speaker 1 They're like floating. They're floating and not the, they're like the wrong size.
Everyone is like shorter than the coffee tables in the background. And there's not even a drop shadow.
Just come on.

Speaker 1 This is like easy stuff. Yeah, well, they're not going to fix it this season.
I think they think it looks good so far. So then

Speaker 1 Porsche, we go to Portia and it says Porsche's ex-fiancé, Drew's business partner, Dennis, because they're at a kid's place and Dennis is there to shoot.

Speaker 1 So Porsche's like, well, we're great parents to Pilar, but, you know, there's such a loss from the divorce. And, you know, now there's closeness from both of us.
And that's just what Pilar needs.

Speaker 1 So she's doing all the rides and slides and stuff. And Dennis comes in and she's like, so what about Drew? And he's like, we're just doing business together.

Speaker 1 Have you ever heard a host dog sing? Me neither, but you will soon.

Speaker 1 She's like, well, you say business, but Drew and one of our crew said something completely different in all of this he's like well what is she saying well she said that you were her jesus her lord jesus christ and savior and then we go flashback to drew saying dennis has been my angel on earth you know what there i was crawling through the desert and i looked up at the sky and down

Speaker 1 down came So many, so many hot dogs. All of us could eat for 40 days and 40 nights.

Speaker 1 You're learning. Look at you.
I'm going to convert you yet.

Speaker 1 That was, excuse me, that was, that was from the Jewish part of the Bible.

Speaker 1 I am aware of the.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 1 That's true. That's true.

Speaker 1 I'm like, no, I have not learned anything, Rod. I was thinking of the multiplying the hot dogs.
That was in the New Testament when Jesus was like, you got one hot dog? How would you like 90?

Speaker 1 And people were like, hot dogs for lunch. Yes.

Speaker 1 Did you hear that Jesus walked on hot dogs?

Speaker 1 So Dennis is like, listen, Drew's going through a divorce with my homeboy, you know, and you know how it is. And she's like, what does that have to do with me?

Speaker 1 And he's like, listen, you had 16 marriages on TV and I had to see all of that. And I was in pain.
All right.

Speaker 1 And we share some similar things we can create music on, you know, like being screwed over on national television.

Speaker 1 And I told Drew that she should have a conversation with you about go naked, but I didn't feel like I even had to do that. And, you know, this is, this is my business.

Speaker 1 Why do I have to get permission from you?

Speaker 1 This doesn't make any sense. Okay, so yes, okay, he's entitled to feel pain and feel frustration and watching, you know, his beloved Portia go off and marry someone else.

Speaker 1 And he can feel lots of emotions, but that doesn't qualify you to suddenly be a music producer for

Speaker 1 anyone.

Speaker 1 It's like we all feel things and have emotion. I don't say, oh, you know what? I should probably be a music producer now.
I'm kind of bummed today.

Speaker 1 I'm going to make a pitch.

Speaker 1 It's like you're making your way back onto my own television show by fucking somebody or by at least flirting with the idea of having a relationship with somebody else on the show.

Speaker 1 You, you slimy fuck. That's what she's saying.
And he's like, well, what? I can't make an album?

Speaker 1 So she's like, okay, so I'm concerned. You know, I'm concerned with her as a person who's supposed to be my friend who will try to bring my child's father and film with him in my territory.

Speaker 1 And he's like, well, listen, if she's going to use the platform for promotion and I'm working on the thing that she's promoting, it's only natural that I'm here.

Speaker 1 Now you're pissing me off. Okay, this is too much.
And he's like, well, I don't want to piss you off. You want to film with her on this? He's like, no, no, no.
Why? He's like, it's very important.

Speaker 1 Why? So then Polara comes over. They have to be nice.
And she basically says again, she's like, I don't care about Dennis. Like, I have no expectation.

Speaker 1 It's like the one thing that she wants is don't film with Drew on the show. Like, you are my storyline.
You don't get to be her storyline. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So then they drive off together, but they still have their mics on. And she's like, okay, well, when you show up.
She's like crying.

Speaker 1 By the way, first she goes in the bathroom and cries and tells the producer.

Speaker 1 And she's like saying, this is where she explains that like this, like if I fall out with Dennis, which is very likely, he can use my own platform against me. And I'm not going to do that.
Right.

Speaker 1 So then they drive off and they've got their mics on. And she's like, listen, when you show up anywhere on these cameras with somebody else, it's going to be a problem.

Speaker 1 Another damn housewife, that looks absolutely insane. And he's like, you know, we're on the hot mic, right? And she goes, oh, yeah, you're a pro now, right?

Speaker 1 He's like, no, I just was saying, like, we could kind of get free studio time right now because we don't have to pay for this recording. She's like, okay.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 You want to try one of my new singles? I've just written 30. So

Speaker 1 every promotion is not a good, it's not a good promotion. At the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing.

Speaker 1 So guess what? He's like, wait, can you do that one again? Then we have a hot mic. I just want to, okay, can we record this back in the studio?

Speaker 1 Listen,

Speaker 1 we heard about you with family.

Speaker 1 You represent us. This represents family.
So he's like, well, the album was supposed to come out a month ago and she's supposed to do some promo for it on the show.

Speaker 1 And she goes, okay, you know what? Do what you do and it's going to work out how it happened, how it happens. And he goes, what? And she's like, mark how this looks for your daughter.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I don't even know why I stopped right there. You know what? Because she's just stopped in the road.
She just stopped at the road to mitigate Matt. And then she's like, why am I stopped?

Speaker 1 And she goes, you got me through stupid shit. I can't count on anybody.
And he's like, come on, P. She's like, shut up.

Speaker 1 So that's the end.

Speaker 1 He's not going to listen. He's just going to keep doing this show.
But you know what? You married a camera-hungry dude. You know, hot dog.
That's a hot dog. Hot dog whore.

Speaker 1 He's a hot dog whore.

Speaker 1 Well, that was the episode. What a fun time.

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