Hello From The Magic Tavern

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp
Comedy Fiction
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Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monsters and adventurers. It's a major discovery!

Episodes (50)

Season 5, Ep 69 - Automa-Tawny the Automaton Townie (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Season 5, Ep 69 - Automa-Tawny the Automaton Townie (w/ Tawny Newsome)

September 01, 2025 45m
Automa-Tawny the Automaton Townie is a clockwork robot that's a local in every town. She was also the winner of this year's March Magic bracket of powerful magic user despite little to no evidence of...
Season 5, Ep 68 - Honk if You're Hungry (w/ Ross Kimball)

Season 5, Ep 68 - Honk if You're Hungry (w/ Ross Kimball)

August 25, 2025 47m
Honk the Assassin is back and you won't believe what he's... okay, fine, he's trying to kill Arnie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHonk the Assassin: Ross...
Season 5, Ep 67 - Five Finger Wolf Man (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

Season 5, Ep 67 - Five Finger Wolf Man (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)

August 18, 2025 45m
Five Finger Wolfman, the gambler-turned-werewolf, has a new plan to eat a grandma.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFive Finger Wolf Grandma: Ify NwadiweMysterious Man:...
Season 5, Ep 66 - Windsprinkle Now (w/ Peter Sagal)

Season 5, Ep 66 - Windsprinkle Now (w/ Peter Sagal)

August 11, 2025 50m
Windsprinkle the Unicorn is back to apologize for his terrible behavior in the past and share some new bad ideas for the future.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...
Season 5, Ep 65 - Tom the Memory (w/Steve Waltien live from NYC)

Season 5, Ep 65 - Tom the Memory (w/Steve Waltien live from NYC)

August 04, 2025 1h 1m
Usidore summons a version of Tomblain Belaroth from before he was a king and before he wanted to kill Arnie. Recorded live in New York City at the City Winery.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal...
Season 5, Ep 64 - Flower's Bar (w/ Brooke Breit)

Season 5, Ep 64 - Flower's Bar (w/ Brooke Breit)

July 28, 2025 50m
We return to the tavern the Ruffled Feather, on the outskirts of Hogsface, and its new owner is Flower the talking flower.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke...
Season 5, Ep 63 - Bridge Troll Now (w/ Padraic Connelly)

Season 5, Ep 63 - Bridge Troll Now (w/ Padraic Connelly)

July 21, 2025 51m
Returning to Hogsface means crossing the Ashit Bridge and dealing with Clovis the bridge troll.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClovis the Bridge Troll: Padraic...
Season 5, Ep 62 - Familiar Rescuer (w/ Holly Conrad)

Season 5, Ep 62 - Familiar Rescuer (w/ Holly Conrad)

July 14, 2025 58m
Aggie Thistlefield runs a rescue shelter for difficult to handle animal familiars. CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAggie Thistlefield: Holly ConradGorilla Familiar:...
Patreon Unlock: Boys Night: Camping

Patreon Unlock: Boys Night: Camping

July 07, 2025 50m
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Usidore, Chunt, and Arnie head to the woods for some rest and relaxation.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by...
Patreon Unlock: Shadow City: Season 3, Ep 1: Trouble in Tinseltown (w/ Anthony Burch)

Patreon Unlock: Shadow City: Season 3, Ep 1: Trouble in Tinseltown (w/ Anthony Burch)

June 30, 2025 56m
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Crusher, Punches, and Ma are on prisoners on a chain gang and the only way out? Time travel!You can support the show directly and receive bonus...
Season 5, Ep 61 - Mailmanmen (w/ John Hartman)

Season 5, Ep 61 - Mailmanmen (w/ John Hartman)

June 23, 2025 51m
Sendor Mailmanmen is a mailman with no magical powers but a troubling curse.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSendor Mailmanmen: John HartmanMysterious Man: Tim...
Season 5, Ep 60 - Abomination (w/ Sandeep Parikh)

Season 5, Ep 60 - Abomination (w/ Sandeep Parikh)

June 16, 2025 45m
Salkataur the Abomination was created to destroy a demon king. But what does he do now?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSal: Sandeep ParikhMysterious Man: Tim...
Season 5, Ep 59 - Extraordinary Boris (w/ Kyle Bethea)

Season 5, Ep 59 - Extraordinary Boris (w/ Kyle Bethea)

June 09, 2025 54m
Extraordinary Boris, the ruler of the land animals, has summoned Chunt and demands he give up his shapeshifting abilities. Will he?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...
Season 5, Ep 58 - Magic Crow (w/ Aimee Mann)

Season 5, Ep 58 - Magic Crow (w/ Aimee Mann)

June 02, 2025 50m
We climb to the top of a mountain to ask Radisson Cawthorn, the magical crow, life's most important questions.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRadisson Cawthorn: Aimee...
Season 5, Ep 57 - Poultice Maker (w/ Chris Grace)

Season 5, Ep 57 - Poultice Maker (w/ Chris Grace)

May 26, 2025 57m
Prentice Medway, the Poultice Maker, is missing some important ingredients for his magical salves.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrentice Medway: Chris GraceMysterious...
Season 5, Ep 56 - Prison Soulwalker (w/ Ross Bryant)

Season 5, Ep 56 - Prison Soulwalker (w/ Ross Bryant)

May 19, 2025 45m
There's more than one Soulwalker trapped in this prison and they all want to kill Arnie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCrispin Versenjettericks Walker: Ross...
Season 5, Ep 55 - Prison Whisperbrew (w/ Brendan Dowling)

Season 5, Ep 55 - Prison Whisperbrew (w/ Brendan Dowling)

May 12, 2025 49m
Benedict Whisperbrew, the former Court Eunuch for the Belaroths, has been imprisoned for crimes against the arts.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBenedict Whisperbrew:...
Season 5, Ep 54 - Prison Snake Princess (w/ Sayjal Joshi)

Season 5, Ep 54 - Prison Snake Princess (w/ Sayjal Joshi)

May 05, 2025 49m
Foofina the Snake Princess wants to help Arnie, Usidore and Chunt survive prison by making them her minions.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFoofina: Sayjal...
Season 5, Ep 53 - Prison Freshgrave Twins (w/ Jessica McKenna & Zach Reino)

Season 5, Ep 53 - Prison Freshgrave Twins (w/ Jessica McKenna & Zach Reino)

April 28, 2025 1h 0m
The Freshgrave Twins are in prison awaiting trial and they're eager to share some shady business opportunities.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSchnenessa: Jess...
Season 5, Ep 52 - Prison Kalhaxorous (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

Season 5, Ep 52 - Prison Kalhaxorous (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)

April 21, 2025 1h 0m
The Death Knight teaches Arnie, Usidore, and Chunt how to work in the cafeteria.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKalhaxorus the Grim: Brennan Lee MulliganCorncob the...
Season 5, Ep 51 - Prison Prince Vantis (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

Season 5, Ep 51 - Prison Prince Vantis (w/ Jason Mantzoukas)

April 14, 2025 58m
As Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore adjust to life as prisoners in the Topless Tower, Sweet Prince Vantis arrives to show them the ropes.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSweet...
Patreon Unlock: Girls Night: Cruisin' I

Patreon Unlock: Girls Night: Cruisin' I

April 07, 2025 35m
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Flower, Momo, and Gianessa head out on a vacation cruise.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our...
Season 5, Ep 50 - Claudia Now (w/ Beth Melewski)

Season 5, Ep 50 - Claudia Now (w/ Beth Melewski)

March 31, 2025 52m
The boys search for answers about the missing villains by visiting Claudia the Witch!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClaudia: Beth MelewskiMysterious Man: Tim...
Season 5, Ep 49 - Warlock Now (w/ Tyler Davis)

Season 5, Ep 49 - Warlock Now (w/ Tyler Davis)

March 24, 2025 51m
Nicholas Fump returns for a second attempt at exacting his revenge on Usidore.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungNicholas Fump: Tyler DavisMysterious Man: Tim...
Season 5, Ep 48 - Chronicler (w/Richard Kind & Erin Kief Live from SF Sketchfest)

Season 5, Ep 48 - Chronicler (w/Richard Kind & Erin Kief Live from SF Sketchfest)

March 17, 2025 1h 7m
Recorded live at Club Fugazi as part of San Francisco Sketchfest. The King's Chronicler visits to discuss his chronicling process and he brings along a small familiar guest. Okay, it's...
Season 5, Ep 47 - Ten Years (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley & Mark McConville)

Season 5, Ep 47 - Ten Years (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Matt Gourley & Mark McConville)

March 10, 2025 1h 8m
It's the ten year anniversary episode and our huge guests are three kings who may join our fight against the wizards. Maybe.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKing...
Season 5, Ep 46 - Dripfang's Apprentice (w/ Kevin Sciretta & Carisa Barreca)

Season 5, Ep 46 - Dripfang's Apprentice (w/ Kevin Sciretta & Carisa Barreca)

March 03, 2025 52m
The dastardly necromancer Dripfang is back and he's brought along a powerful young villain in training.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDripfang: Kevin ScirettaAnastasia...
Season 5, Ep 45 - Mothman Now (w/ Hank Green)

Season 5, Ep 45 - Mothman Now (w/ Hank Green)

February 24, 2025 46m
Hans Hoffman Science Mothman is back and he's desperate to learn about what science is on Earth from Arnie.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHans Hoffman, Science Mothman:...
Season 5, Ep 44 - Coach (w/ Rekha Shankar)

Season 5, Ep 44 - Coach (w/ Rekha Shankar)

February 17, 2025 49m
Coach Broth talks about the joys and challenges of coaching centaur basketball.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCoach Broth Moonwalker: Rekha ShankarMysterious Man: Tim...
Season 5, Ep 43 - Business Night

Season 5, Ep 43 - Business Night

February 10, 2025 57m
Arnie calls the first business meeting to order to answer emails, figure out the animal war and decide if they should get tattoos.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt...
Season 5, Ep 42 - Duck (w/ Christy Bonstell)

Season 5, Ep 42 - Duck (w/ Christy Bonstell)

February 03, 2025 42m
Frankie the Duck is stressed out about the Animal War because ducks sort of live in the water, land and sky.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFrankie: Christy BonstellThe...
Season 5, Ep 41 - Metamore Now (w/ Bill Arnett)

Season 5, Ep 41 - Metamore Now (w/ Bill Arnett)

January 27, 2025 57m
Metamore is back but this time instead of playing a game, he's hiding out from dwarves that want to kill him.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMetamore: Bill...
Season 5, Ep 40 - Momo the Pest (w/ Erin Keif)

Season 5, Ep 40 - Momo the Pest (w/ Erin Keif)

January 20, 2025 52m
Momo the Mouse with Human Strength is back and she's horrified to discover how many mouse traps there are in the tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse:...
Season 5, Ep 39 - Master of Rules (w/ Peter Gwinn)

Season 5, Ep 39 - Master of Rules (w/ Peter Gwinn)

January 13, 2025 50m
All of the rules of Foon are being updated and the Master of Rules is here to reveal the new rule manuals.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChet Pinkley: Peter GwinnThe...
Season 5, Ep 38 - Merzia Now (w/ Janet Varney)

Season 5, Ep 38 - Merzia Now (w/ Janet Varney)

January 06, 2025 53m
The Red Queen Merzia returns to separate Arnie from his friends. Also, it’s Arnie’s birthday!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThe Red Queen Merzia: Janet VarneyMysterious...
Patreon Unlock: AMMA: Ask Mysterious Man Anything

Patreon Unlock: AMMA: Ask Mysterious Man Anything

December 30, 2024 46m
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! The Mysterious Man answers your questions from Patreon!You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our...
Winter Solstice Bonus 2024

Winter Solstice Bonus 2024

December 23, 2024 23m
Arnie. Chunt and Usidore enjoy some winter solstice snowfall and learn more about Glassy the Kill Man. For the holidays!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMysterious Man:...
Season 5, Ep 37 - Bag of Holding (w/ Justin Michael)

Season 5, Ep 37 - Bag of Holding (w/ Justin Michael)

December 16, 2024 54m
Gobblin' the Swallower is a talking bag of holding that really wants to gobble up our magical loot.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGobblin’ the Swallower: Justin...
Season 5, Ep 36 - Cyclops (w/ Charles "Chuck" Bryant from Stuff You Should Know)

Season 5, Ep 36 - Cyclops (w/ Charles "Chuck" Bryant from Stuff You Should Know)

December 09, 2024 50m
Brock the Cyclops is cursed to wander Foon sharing his stolen knowledge of useless things.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiBrock: Chuck BryantMysterious Man: Tim...
Season 5, Ep 35 - Magic Bean (w/ Lisa Gilroy)

Season 5, Ep 35 - Magic Bean (w/ Lisa Gilroy)

December 02, 2024 49m
Meet Beanla the adorable talking bean with one day left to live.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiBeanla: Lisa GilroyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal...
Patreon Unlock: Conversational Improv

Patreon Unlock: Conversational Improv

November 25, 2024 52m
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Arnie, Matt, and Adal chat and do some improv scenes inspired by their conversation.You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and...
Patreon Unlock: Book Club: Pippi Longstocking

Patreon Unlock: Book Club: Pippi Longstocking

November 18, 2024 46m
Enjoy this unlocked bonus episode from our Patreon! Usidore, Chunt, Arnie, and Flower share their thoughts about the book, Pippi Longstocking. Who is the real Pippi?You can support the show directly...
Season 5, Ep 34 - Spintax the Warlord (w/ Charlie McCrackin, Colleen Doyle & Dana Quercioli)

Season 5, Ep 34 - Spintax the Warlord (w/ Charlie McCrackin, Colleen Doyle & Dana Quercioli)

November 11, 2024 53m
Spintax the Green has started broadcasting his own podcast from his wizard towers in Foon and he's abducted Ahag and Giannessa as his guests. Oh, Carnival Wilson is there too.CreditsSpintax the...
Season 5, Ep 33 - Three Hovering Rods (w/ John Moe)

Season 5, Ep 33 - Three Hovering Rods (w/ John Moe)

November 04, 2024 54m
Thr is three hovering metal rods, wearing some hats and interested in the human experience.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiThr: John MoeMysterious Man: Tim...
Season 5, Ep 32 - Micronomo (w/ Eric Muller)

Season 5, Ep 32 - Micronomo (w/ Eric Muller)

October 28, 2024 51m
Micronomo is a strange wooden man with a small secret inside him.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiMichronomo: Eric MullerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie...
Season 5, Ep 31 - Sorcererer (w/ Brad Sherwood)

Season 5, Ep 31 - Sorcererer (w/ Brad Sherwood)

October 21, 2024 55m
This sorcererer (not sorcerer) can fly and has a wide array of unimpressive magic.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiUmlaut: Brad SherwoodMysterious Man: Tim...
Season 5, Ep 30 - Jackalope (w/ Whitney Chitwood)

Season 5, Ep 30 - Jackalope (w/ Whitney Chitwood)

October 14, 2024 43m
The guys meet Ricky Springfoot, a jackelope who "disappears" folks on the eve of her wedding.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiRicky Springfoot: Whitney ChitwoodMysterious...
Season 5, Ep 29 - Rescue Team (w/ Jon Gabrus)

Season 5, Ep 29 - Rescue Team (w/ Jon Gabrus)

October 07, 2024 50m
Someone has finally come to save Arnie. A Delta Force soldier named Clint.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiSSG. Clint Howard: Jon GabrusDuncan Potatogrease: Zac...
Season 5, Ep 28 - The Scholar Now (w/ Craig Cackowski)

Season 5, Ep 28 - The Scholar Now (w/ Craig Cackowski)

September 30, 2024 46m
A visit to the Great Halls of Terr'akkas leads to a reunion with the mysterious (and mysteriously changed) Scholar.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiThe Scholar: Craig...
Season 5, Ep 27 - Borghilde Now (w/ Rebecca Hanson)

Season 5, Ep 27 - Borghilde Now (w/ Rebecca Hanson)

September 23, 2024 51m
Borghilde the Fortune Teller returns and she's really into grilled cheese now.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiBorghilde the Fortune Teller: Rebecca HansenMysterious Man:...

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